Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually I think you are the one who told me that when Mr Man initially started posting. I was going to try to find the post, but that was a long time ago and I'm not hunting through all those Restorer recaptured posts.

Yes, well that may be, but if so, it was before my endearing old lech schtick was in full flower. Now that I have absolutely no scruples where things sexual are concerned, it no longer matters.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, well that may be, but if so, it was before my endearing old lech schtick was in full flower. Now that I have absolutely no scruples where things sexual are concerned, it no longer matters.

Which is why you've retained that date rapist sig line?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You don't actually eat much of the panties you goof. I think perhaps six or seven candies were consumed.

So, it's not really the panties, then. It's a draw because you want to be the type of person who wears edible candy panties. Nothing wrong with that of course, but it just seems like something you would do so that you could tell other people you did it.

TM

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The other day I went to the store, late, on the way home from something, because I really needed milk, and ended up getting milk, condoms, a cat toy, and a candy bar. I did feel like that looked a little weird, especially at like 11:30 on a weeknight.

How do you get the cat to wear condoms? I can't imagine the scratches that would ensue (although if you distract him with a cat toy . . .)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It was a very funny joke I missed.

And you are cranky.

It must be gas. Look at the face on her and tell me it's not gas. I dare you.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How does this work? Is there something that stops you from stealing every third item?

TM

That is why there is no self-checkout in N.Y.C..

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
They have self-checking.

I cannot read this without adding "the box" at the end.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not grasping why you posted this.

Mariska tops my laminated list. She could say whiff and I would still love her. She could say that an avocado is not really a vegetable and I would still love her. She could leave a question mark off the end of a rhetorical question and I would still love her.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think you set off the thing at the door if you don't scan everything. You could test it at Home Depot in Manhattan if you like. They have self-checking.

I stand corrected.

Actually, there is some kind of sensor that notes when things pass by the scanner and there is usually 1 clerk watching all of the self-checkouts.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Were you wearing your spirit as well?

TM

Yes. I have a very admirable spirit. Second only to my TITS!!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think you set off the thing at the door if you don't scan everything. You could test it at Home Depot in Manhattan if you like. They have self-checking.

I my neighborhood, some huge fat retarded guy starts yelling at you whenever the self check out machine doesn't work. Its a full on horror show, because the self checkout never works right. Helpless, I watch him manhandle my foodstuffs as he adjusts the checkout machine, realizing that his hands are stained in ass-crack scratching residue, Milky Way crumbs and nasal nuggets.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, it's not really the panties, then. It's a draw because you want to be the type of person who wears edible candy panties. Nothing wrong with that of course, but it just seems like something you would do so that you could tell other people you did it.

TM

No, I did it because I wanted to. And because they looked and felt cool on.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wonk meant that since it was this Mariska women anything she said is okay.

Read it in a Playboy Advisor circa 1973 voice and add a rrrrrrrrrrrrowll at the end and it's clearer.

I never rrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllll. It wouldn't be suave.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I my neighborhood, some huge fat retarded guy starts yelling at you whenever the self check out machine doesn't work. Its a full on horror show, because the self checkout never works right. Helpless, I watch him manhandle my foodstuffs as he adjusts the checkout machine, realizing that his hands are stained in ass-crack scratching residue, Milky Way crumbs and nasal nuggets.

Philadelphia should put you on the Chamber of Commerce.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have a cousin who is a really big guy and not in any real great shape. His son, though, was a really awesome athelete and when he was trying out for the CU football team, he was training to the point where he didn't get enough calories in the day. My cousin tells this hysterical story of going to the supermarket to buy weight-gainer for his son. Apparently there were some raised eyebrows at the check-out line.

I'm shameless and don't care what people think. I'm always the one that people send in to buy whatever it is that they're too embarrassed to buy.

Would you please buy me some candy panties? Thx!