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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

In this country, the only ones who can cause more trouble than lawyers are those involved in organized crime. To the extent they don't overlap.

CDF

I have no doubt that this could be a very nasty group if we set our minds to it. Given our occupation, I'm sure we've all done some rather horrible things of which we shouldn't be proud, yet are.

The horse head is yours. Feces for Flinty.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.

Well, they can't win unless the Dear Leader himself takes the field. In a magnanimous gesture, he won't.

Hopefully, he also won't quietly shoot everyone on the team when they lose.

CDF

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.

"The illustrious forces of North Korean soccer have been gloriously selected to play among the elite of the capitalist dogs."

The post-game headlines will have to be about FIFA corruption and treachery.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

So that's why she thought you were marriage material.

What's good enough for daddy is surely good enough for his best little girl.

Bonus, too. She's got teeth like a horse and really small mouth.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Why the hell are you walking around when you're drunk and jerking off? And don't say, "To find a mirror."

TM

Seated masturbation? You are an old, lazy ass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Thanks to everyone for the advice. I know I what I need to do. It is just that the execution is very difficult. But you are all right. Totally fucking right. Wish me luck. I'm getting together with some girlfriends tonight while he watches my baby girl. I need to have a come to Jesus with him since he assumes I will be all excited that he "wants me back" again.

Good luck with it, but if I might second Flinty, try to do this somewhere safe. The guy sounds a bit unhinged.

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Seated masturbation? You are an old, lazy ass.

It's true. I was sad to read his post about being so old that he's not even interested in women anymore, but someone who can't even find the will to stroll around the house while he jerks off is someone who is tired of life itself.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Don't jump to conclusions.

TM

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Zoltar says "she is Big." And no going back.

Thus, no line.

CDF

"Lay on, MacDouche.

And damn'd be 'em that first cries...er, nope, didn't see that one coming"

[ThurgreedMarshall]

TM

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore

"Lay on, MacDouche.

And damn'd be 'em that first cries...er, nope, didn't see that one coming"

POTM.

Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane, yet we will try the last.

CDF

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Will North Korea's state media find a way to report happy news when they play Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Portugal? That will be quite the challenge.

"People's Glorious Clandestine Dodgeball Squad Returns Home Victorious, Unscathed"

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

The flight attendants should just roll the food cart down the aisle and run.

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

This looks like too much effort. You can do a magic 8-ball from your chair.

Less, back me up on this.

CDF

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Jeff Koons, "Virgin America," mixed media/composite, 1998.