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12-07-2009, 01:10 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why wouldn't a cheater be selective? Sure, they're opportunistic, but just because they cheat doesn't mean they'll sleep with anyone. I sure as hell didn't.
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Really? I heard you hit on some fugly you met on the FB.
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12-07-2009, 01:13 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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What am I crazy? Any photos I had before my current relationship are long, long gone.
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12-07-2009, 01:14 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Tiger isn't a sex addict -- he did exactly what most of us would do if we were living his life...
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Fuck the Perkins' waitress? I can fuck the Perkins waitress. Shit... Adder can bang the fucking Perkins waitress. What the hell are you talking about?
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12-07-2009, 01:16 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by dtb
I think the cheating is rarely about the hook-up person; it's more about the cheater.
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No.
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12-07-2009, 01:18 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Really? I heard you hit on some fugly you met on the FB.
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I wouldn't buy her any really nice purses, so I couldn't close the deal.
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12-07-2009, 01:22 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck the Perkins' waitress? I can fuck the Perkins waitress. Shit... Adder can bang the fucking Perkins waitress. What the hell are you talking about?
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Who eats at Perkins? I understand the white trash appeal of Waffle House, but Perkins?
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12-07-2009, 01:22 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wouldn't buy her any really nice purses, so I couldn't close the deal.
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just hand out coffee straws and you could have another kid by now.
edit: I didn't know notbo would be here today. now I feel bad for disappointing him in my good character
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12-07-2009, 01:24 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Who eats at Perkins? I understand the white trash appeal of Waffle House, but Perkins?
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dude? you don't bang the waitresses at you local diner. get your bacon and eggs at WH*, you get your "meat" at Perkins. PS one of the bims is wearing a Hooters shirt. I will say that if I woke up a millionaire I would not band a Hooters girl.
*you all ain't got Waffle Houses do you? we don't. that's southern.
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12-07-2009, 01:29 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
dude? you don't bang the waitresses at you local diner. get your bacon and eggs at WH*, you get your "meat" at Perkins. PS one of the bims is wearing a Hooters shirt. I will say that if I woke up a millionaire I would not band a Hooters girl.
*you all ain't got Waffle Houses do you? we don't. that's southern.
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Last time I ate at one was outside of Lexington, KY. I haven't seen one around here.
The Twisted Kilt is going to run Hooters out of business. The only places where Hooters girls are hot is on college campuses.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-07-2009, 01:31 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I think that if you are really motivated to cheat, your standards may slip.
What I mean is that you may be married/involved with someone very good-looking, but if you are motivated to cheat (for whatever reason) at a particular time, and someone halfway acceptable comes along who pays attention to you, you will cheat with that person. Whereas if you are not motivated to cheat, you'll turn down Hottie McHotterson. |
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12-07-2009, 01:33 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You heard this from someone who was cheated on.
It's about getting some strange. As I think Chris Rock noted once, "You can be fucking the hottest person in the world, but after a while, its the same old thing."
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What a bizarre thing to say. People cheat because they are fulfilling an unmet need.
"Getting some strange" is an urge that many people resist. Not that most of us don't have that urge, but it is suppressed out of respect for the existing relationship (which we talked about last week). So it says more about the person doing the cheating (the one unwilling/unable to resist the temptation) than it does the one being betrayed.
Obviously, it's not about finding someone "hotter". In most instances I know of, the person being cheated "with" is much less hot than the cuckholded one. In one case, a friend of mine suspected her husband was cheating. I once met the suspected "mistress" (or whatever) and when I saw her, I thought, "No way -- that girl is FUGLEEEE". How wrong I was!
The more I think about it, in every single case (that I know of -- not a huge sampling, granted), the on-the-side person is way less attractive than the one being supplanted. |
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12-07-2009, 01:36 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I will say that if I woke up a millionaire I would not ban[g] a Hooters girl.
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Of course you wouldn't.
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12-07-2009, 01:37 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think that if you are really motivated to cheat, your standards may slip.
What I mean is that you may be married/involved with someone very good-looking, but if you are motivated to cheat (for whatever reason) at a particular time, and someone halfway acceptable comes along who pays attention to you, you will cheat with that person. Whereas if you are not motivated to cheat, you'll turn down Hottie McHotterson.
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What does "motivated to cheat" mean? I want to bang practically every hot girl I see. But I don't (and probably couldn't even if I were single, but that's not the point). Because I made a commitment. That is my sacrifice. In a way, I am like Jesus for not fucking other women.
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12-07-2009, 01:39 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The only places where Hooters girls are hot is on college campuses.
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Is this true? I've only ever been to one Hooters and that was at the [retch] Mall of America [puke]. But they were pretty hot there. Let me add that this was like 15 years ago.
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12-07-2009, 01:39 PM
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Re: Does he have enough $$ to pay them all?
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The more I think about it, in every single case (that I know of -- not a huge sampling, granted), the on-the-side person is way less attractive than the one being supplanted.
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Wall-to-wall blowjobs vs. Only On Your Birthday.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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