A frolic in Cambodia

[notcasesensitive]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/30black.html

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
date from last night

YAY!!!!!!! Did you depose him/her?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And that's the nicest thing anyone has said this day aside from my friend's email in which she passed along that my date from last night thinks I'm "cool". Yay!! I am going to pass her a note in study hall later on.

Did you have fun in Bridgeport?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Actually, I had feared that was actually the first reason, but that you were simply being polite.

In a small way, I think we're making progress.

Yes, having two reasons rather than just one is much better for you.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/30black.html

OK, this is truly bizarre, and potentially outable but only to those deeply in the know, a category which cannot possible include anyone here except for the one or two of you who know me IRL. At the bottom of that story, there are links to other McSweeney's content, including this piece by -- I shit you not -- my sister's boyfriend in high school. It starts:

• Everyone loves getting turned on. Everyone loves high-kicking martial-arts action.
  
  So I'm going to recount for you the very first heavy-petting session I engaged in with my first girlfriend when I was 16. But because I'm not sure that this girlfriend would appreciate me sharing these events, instead of using her real name, I'm going to refer to her as action star Chuck Norris. Likewise, any personal details about my ex-girlfriend that might implicate her directly will be changed to indicate achievements earned by Mr. Norris.

Huh.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/30black.html

A site always good for some good stuff.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/17allen.html

Excerpt of interview with Stairway to Heaven guitar solo:

• Q: Any plans to settle down?
  A: You've heard the song, right? Heard it a thousand times? I'm a guitar solo.
  
  (subdued) I rock on.
  
  (with gathering intensity) As I've always rocked.
  
  Alone!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
YAY!!!!!!! Did you depose him/her?

Yay indeed. It was a he, and shockingly, no deposition so far. I am unused to this level of chasteness, so I suspect that I won't be able to maintain it for much longer. Fun date though.

eta: date was not in Bridgeport.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
OK, this is truly bizarre, and potentially outable but only to those deeply in the know, a category which cannot possible include anyone here except for the one or two of you who know me IRL. At the bottom of that story, there are links to other McSweeney's content, including this piece by -- I shit you not -- my sister's boyfriend in high school. It starts:

• Everyone loves getting turned on. Everyone loves high-kicking martial-arts action.
  
  So I'm going to recount for you the very first heavy-petting session I engaged in with my first girlfriend when I was 16. But because I'm not sure that this girlfriend would appreciate me sharing these events, instead of using her real name, I'm going to refer to her as action star Chuck Norris. Likewise, any personal details about my ex-girlfriend that might implicate her directly will be changed to indicate achievements earned by Mr. Norris.

Huh.

Translation: My sister likes to fuck.

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My sister likes to fuck.

TM

Translation: I want to fuck Ty's stister.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Translation: I want to fuck Ty's stister.

... and presumably I'm one of the few who find the concept of combining erotica and Chuck Norris interesting.

[NotFromHere]

SALT LAKE CITY - Urban Meyer will be the next coach of the Florida Gators, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The Times-Union said Meyer’s salary package is expected to be in excess of $2 million annually, a source said. Florida’s offer reportedly is worth $1 million more annually than that from Notre Dame, where he spent five years as an assistant.

So then, who does that leave for ND? Because I thought the whole firing of Willingham was in order to get first crack at Meyer?

[viet_mom]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, please. Don't EVEN get me started on the cereals. The most exotic brand we were allowed to have was Rice Krispies (but at least it was a name brand, and not from the organic food store and made of kelp). When we would visit my grandmother, we were allowed to have ONE junk box of cereal for the whole week. (I can't remember whether it was one box each, or one box for all of us... perhaps it was one box each.) It was a pretty big deal when we would go to the supermarket to pick any cereal we wanted!! I remember being pretty loyal to King Vitaman (I can't remember if it was spelled that way or not -- but it was definitely pronounced Vita-Man -- the jingle was: "King Vita-Man -- have breakfast with the King!" -- man, what a crappy jingle, although I guess not, as I still remember it with perfect clarity.) I also liked Frosted Flakes. My brother was a Captain Crunch man.

Luckily, my parents had us really really young and Mom was still gullible. She made an exception for the following because we convinced her it was relatively healthier:

(I heart the old box). It therefore wasn't long before we were able to progress her to this:



But we'd only be allowed one box for three girls and we'd attack each other fighting for it. Ah, those were the days.

What was the question again?

[ABBAKiss]

CEREAL!!!!!!

Cereal is totally my diet downfall. I cannot have it in the house anymore. I can eat an entire box in one sitting, and I often mix several types together. Man, do I love cereal.

I should add, of course, that Bacardi is also a diet downfall, but that this I use chiefly for medicinal purposes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Translation: I want to fuck Ty's stister.

Translation: AdL fucked Chuck Norris.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
SALT LAKE CITY - Urban Meyer will be the next coach of the Florida Gators, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The Times-Union said Meyer’s salary package is expected to be in excess of $2 million annually, a source said. Florida’s offer reportedly is worth $1 million more annually than that from Notre Dame, where he spent five years as an assistant.

So then, who does that leave for ND? Because I thought the whole firing of Willingham was in order to get first crack at Meyer?

I just got your other thing....

An old insult between Italian craftsmen is for one to call the other a venditore del pattino (shoe salesman). In other words, I'm a skilled craftsman, he's a shoe salesman (meaning unskilled). That was a pretty good response to a post questioning if you're a good lawyer, I must say. as Atticus would say it was multi-layered.

bravo!