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01-19-2011, 03:10 PM
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#421
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Mensa purity?
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Pensive surety?
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01-19-2011, 03:14 PM
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#422
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
I probably shouldn't be in the pool on this one, but I think it rhymes with "shminsecurity."
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01-19-2011, 03:23 PM
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#423
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by ironweed
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You'd be closer with "sexual activity" |
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01-19-2011, 04:08 PM
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#424
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Penske's surety?
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Mensch corporeity?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-19-2011, 04:14 PM
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#425
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mensch corporeity?
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Obsessed-with-religion-and-twosies-while-drinking-prole-scotch-and-failing-to-fuck-the-wife-ity.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-19-2011, 04:37 PM
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#426
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
I probably shouldn't be in the pool on this one, but I think it rhymes with "shminsecurity."
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"I bought a surety"?
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01-19-2011, 05:01 PM
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#427
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Obsessed-with-religion-and-twosies-while-drinking-prole-scotch-and-failing-to-fuck-the-wife-ity.
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Atticus is like an abnormal phych final exam question and you all keep trying to sum him up with one liners
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-19-2011, 05:06 PM
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#428
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Atticus is like an abnormal phych final exam question and you all keep trying to sum him up with one liners
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You're saying Attican bed-pukers and Attican bed-shitters are different diagnoses? |
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01-19-2011, 06:27 PM
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#429
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Atticus is like an abnormal phych final exam question and you all keep trying to sum him up with one liners
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Data point: I've discovered today that I am an attention whore who nonetheless is uncomfortable being the center of attention. |
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01-19-2011, 06:35 PM
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#430
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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New screen saver! Thanks!
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Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato!
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01-19-2011, 06:38 PM
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#431
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The Duchy of Penske
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Data point: I've discovered today that I am an attention whore who nonetheless is uncomfortable being the center of attention.
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Oooo.... Get thee to the DMS V!
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Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato!
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01-19-2011, 11:00 PM
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#432
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Penske 2.0
Oooo.... Get thee to the DMS V!
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Two Hamlet references by the FB in one day? Suck it, Politics Board!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-20-2011, 09:09 AM
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#433
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Data point: I've discovered today that I am an attention whore who nonetheless is uncomfortable being the center of attention.
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Too much?
Today's another day. |
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01-20-2011, 11:05 AM
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#434
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
It was cruel, and ultimately harmful to the board.
Atticus probably spent three to four hours researching which scotch he should claim he drinks. Got flamed on some single malt chat boards. Made the partners and even the up and coming associates shake their heads at his lack of practical experience. Finally went into the liquor store, told the clerk he was "just looking" and waited until someone he felt looked stylish bought a single malt; then he ran to the parking lot and posted his post-
and for all that work these heartless socks can only mock his "choice?" Query: what motivates Atticus to do the research necessary to compose his next great post?
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A handjob from his wife?
"Oh, honey-- I need the shower. I have to be at work in half an hour...
Here, let me finish that up... You look like you're hurting yourself."
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01-20-2011, 11:49 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: This seems unwise
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A handjob from his wife?
"Oh, honey-- I need the shower. I have to be at work in half an hour...
Here, let me finish that up... You look like you're hurting yourself."
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Thanks for the visual. No, really.
In this scene that you've set up, does she work him with the fist of an angry God?
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