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06-25-2015, 02:08 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He gets treated like my kids get treated when he's over. And he doesn't like it. And I do right in front of his parents.
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do what? what do you "do" to your kids?
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06-25-2015, 02:38 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
do what? what do you "do" to your kids?
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Sorry. Typo. But I meant if the asshole is doing something asshole-ish, I will threaten to send him home. Which of course I can't do to my own kids so maybe what I said didn't make much sense.
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06-25-2015, 04:01 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And no baby photos. And no couples telling each other publicly how much they love each other. If you do this, you are fucking weird. Keep it to yourselves. If I want to wish my wife a happy anniversary, that's not something I want to share with 500 people.
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And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .
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06-25-2015, 04:10 PM
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Re: Top 20
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And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .
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The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.
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06-25-2015, 04:11 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Just had a delicious lunch.
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Better than mine:
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06-25-2015, 04:15 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.
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Everyone even remotely Jesusy has been "unfollowed".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-25-2015, 04:16 PM
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On another note
something I won't post on Facebook is how much I hate the fucking south. I mean the girls are pretty but everywhere I go I feel like I am reading for a part in Justified. From the incessant "Good mornings" with the expectation that I will actually answer and ask you about your day. . . to the overwhelming insistence that every other fucking word you say to me is "sir."
Even the fucking car rental guy. Tries to get me to back up into oncoming traffic so he doesn't have to move his 3 bills plus lard-ass. "Jerkoff what the fuck? You want me to back up into traffic?"
"Sir? Yes sir, excuse me sir?"
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06-25-2015, 04:20 PM
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Re: On another note
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
something I won't post on Facebook is how much I hate the fucking south. I mean the girls are pretty but everywhere I go I feel like I am reading for a part in Justified. From the incessant "Good mornings" with the expectation that I will actually answer and ask you about your day. . . to the overwhelming insistence that every other fucking word you say to me is "sir."
Even the fucking car rental guy. Tries to get me to back up into oncoming traffic so he doesn't have to move his 3 bills plus lard-ass. "Jerkoff what the fuck? You want me to back up into traffic?"
"Sir? Yes sir, excuse me sir?"
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the food is good.
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06-25-2015, 04:24 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.
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I had a distant relative post "I just took 42 oxycodones and am going to see what happens. . . ."
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06-25-2015, 04:25 PM
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Re: On another note
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
the food is good.
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Trying to figure out to post pictures here without linking to Facebook.
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06-25-2015, 04:29 PM
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Re: On another note
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From the incessant "Good mornings"
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I mean, I understand it if you are working at the front desk of a hotel. I have no problem being cordial there.
But if we walk past each other in a parking lot, do I really have to respond?
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06-25-2015, 04:41 PM
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Re: I pray you Lord Jesus give that Hank a little sense
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .
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Well, howdee pardner!
Look, I just put up the photo of me without any hair and the conversation went from there.
I'm just praising the good Lord Jesus, our savior and the light of our world, that ya'all ain't been complaining about my fundraising pitches. I'm about to start raising for the next walk, so, hey, keep an eye out!
And thank you all! Have a good day!
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06-25-2015, 04:52 PM
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Re: On another note
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
the food is good.
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I'm thinking about getting a candy bar from the vending machine.
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06-25-2015, 04:54 PM
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#434
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Re: On another note
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm thinking about getting a candy bar from the vending machine.
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I like 100 Grand and Almond Joys, but I don't get why the latter is not sold as one solid bar.
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06-25-2015, 04:56 PM
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Re: On another note
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I like 100 Grand and Almond Joys, but I don't get why the latter is not sold as one solid bar.
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It would upset the ratio of chocolate to coconut to almond, because you wouldn't get the chocolate covering the two ends.
Now, why do they make Mounds with dark chocolate but Almond Joy with milk chocolate?
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