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Old 07-05-2005, 04:08 PM   #4651
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I don't know, but the only thing that made me forget a relationship was sex with someone else.

Of course, [...] I don't think I loved anyone until my wife
Yeeeeaaah. [Lumberg voice]. I think maybe the ease with which you forgot is explained by the second quoted sentence. YMMV and all that.

On a more important note -- where are our celebrity gossipers? I'd like to know more about the TomKate train wreck. What hilarity is ensuing!
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:09 PM   #4652
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Sitting back, wallowing, will do you no good. You have to attack the problem. Hit it head on.
By running out and fucking the nearest hooker?

By golly, Sebby, I like the cut of your jib! I hereby retract everything I tried to say through the ball gag.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:09 PM   #4653
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Could we get Cuckold to expand on what he found? How are we sure she's actually fucking Bill and not just emailing him?
A very good point. My IT guys probably think I am a total whore based on my emails.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:10 PM   #4654
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Yeeeeaaah. [Lumberg voice]. I think maybe the ease with which you forgot is explained by the second quoted sentence. YMMV and all that.

On a more important note -- where are our celebrity gossipers? I'd like to know more about the TomKate train wreck. What hilarity is ensuing!
Plus the LEo Skydiving problem. Am I on ignore?
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:12 PM   #4655
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A very good point. My IT guys probably think I am a total whore based on my emails.
You know, this is worrying me a bit. Someone today asked if I read our group's e-mails. I looked nonplussed and the person then went on to explain that there is a designated person in each department who reads the e-mails of the members of that department. That would really be embarrassing for me, given that I was having an e-mail conversation today about the hotness of the guy who sits next to me.

It can't possibly be that one person sits around reading everyone's e-mail; that person would have no time in the day to do anything else. Or, at least I'll comfort myself with that thought. I suppose there are worse things than having the dude who sits next to me know that I think he's all that.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:13 PM   #4656
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I agree that it won't obliterate a marriage, but he's gotta start somewhere. And in order to salvage the marriage, if he chooses that course, he still has to have sex with somebody else. You can't be a fucking cuckold. The score has to be even to start again. And she has to know that he's been with someone else. Its the only equitable way to do the thing...
I'm pretty sure that if I found out my spouse was cheating on me, I wouldn't consider the vows null and void, even if my spouse did.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:14 PM   #4657
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A history of the vibrator.

http://www.slate.com/id/2121835/

The slide show at the bottom of the article is interesting, but contains some nudity. And some excellent avatar material.




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Old 07-05-2005, 04:14 PM   #4658
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You can't be a fucking cuckold.
This is the bottom line, isn't it? Steps must be taken. Which steps, and how many, and whether it turns out to be just an evening's drunken mooning at Moe's or ends in the traditional guayabera-wearing (love you too!) "final solution" -- first you kill him, then you kill her, then you kill yourself -- is a matter of degree and, of course, depends on one's personal preference and appetite for mayhem. But acting like nothing happened is not an option.
 
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You know, this is worrying me a bit. Someone today asked if I read our group's e-mails. I looked nonplussed and the person then went on to explain that there is a designated person in each department who reads the e-mails of the members of that department. That would really be embarrassing for me, given that I was having an e-mail conversation today about the hotness of the guy who sits next to me.

It can't possibly be that one person sits around reading everyone's e-mail; that person would have no time in the day to do anything else. Or, at least I'll comfort myself with that thought. I suppose there are worse things than having the dude who sits next to me know that I think he's all that.
Send him a link to here.

Knowing that you also find Shape Shifdter sexy will help him keep the other in context.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:16 PM   #4660
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I'm pretty sure that if I found out my spouse was cheating on me, I wouldn't consider the vows null and void, even if my spouse did.
I agree. I would want to find out why. That old cliche that cheating isn't the problem, it's a symptom, is sometimes true.

Sometimes it's a symptom of a person who doesn't want to be monogamous, but that's still a problem that should be addressed.
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By running out and fucking the nearest hooker?

By golly, Sebby, I like the cut of your jib! I hereby retract everything I tried to say through the ball gag.
So you didn't sleep with your cute cousin in junior high?
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That would really be embarrassing for me, given that I was having an e-mail conversation today about the hotness of the guy . . .
S'okay, sweetie. I think you're hot, too. Just don't let Mr. Bill (hey! interesting co-inky-dink, no?) see our torrid emails, and we'll be fine.
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So you didn't sleep with your cute cousin in junior high?
Well, yes, but in truth she was only a 3rd cousin, once removed.

My part of the world, these fine distinctions sometimes become necessary.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:20 PM   #4664
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I'm pretty sure that if I found out my spouse was cheating on me, I wouldn't consider the vows null and void, even if my spouse did.
It's interesting that opinion seems divided on sex lines -- at least, it seems like everyone male has been horrified to agree with Penske that the cuckold should go get laid by someone not his wife, and the women are all saying that's not necessarily going to do any good.

I think it's kinda stupid to go get laid by a hooker (or the wife's sister) just out of injured pride -- it sounded like the wife was having an affair, not just randomly fucking, and that's not the same thing. But I'm a female (on the internet, at least).
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:23 PM   #4665
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A history of the vibrator.

http://www.slate.com/id/2121835/

The slide show at the bottom of the article is interesting, but contains some nudity. And some excellent avatar material.
The "ThrillHammer" sounds like Duran Duran's (the character in "Barbarella", not the band) sex machine...
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