It's all about me

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That cheating bastard.

Perhaps you could write a self-help book: "When Tigers Stray."

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That cheating bastard.

Jealous much, reptile boy? You're all scales and no substance. Why would he want some washed up lounge lizard when he can have a headliner like me?

[Montecore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps you could write a self-help book: "When Tigers Stray."

Hey, baby, why so tense? C'mere and let me give you a bath.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That cheating bastard.

Why does it not surprise me that Paigow is replying to herself via a sock on a dead board?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Montecore
Jealous much, reptile boy? You're all scales and no substance. Why would he want some washed up lounge lizard when he can have a headliner like me?

I know how to admit defeat, just as I can handle the foul truths that are mainly correct that are uttered by the cool cats. I will miss him [sniff].

[Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That cheating bastard.

Outrageous! Blasphemous!

This shaven cat banger should heed my words at

Matthew 5:27-30

You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery;' but I tell you that everyone who gazes at a large cat to lust after its furry loins has committed cat-dultery with it already in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole hairless body to be cast into Gehenna. If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole hairless body to be cast into Gehenna.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Montecore
Hey, baby, why so tense? C'mere and let me give you a bath.

No, you come HERE with that big, rough tongue of yours.

[Been There, Done That]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why does it not surprise me that Paigow is replying to herself via a sock on a dead board?

Given that you fail to heed her wellplaced person who cares advice on Sequels and your fratboy fate it seems that she is perpetually talking to herself.

Sad.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, you come HERE with that big, rough tongue of yours.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

That's not rough. And it's too thick.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Been There, Done That
Given that you fail to heed her wellplaced person who cares advice on Sequels and your fratboy fate it seems that she is perpetually talking to herself.

Sad.

This is another one?

Very sad. At least Monty is somewhat funny. Of course, none of them write coherently.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, you come HERE with that big, rough tongue of yours.

Retcact your claws and splay your haunches and I'm there, sexy-whiskers.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Montecore
Retcact your claws and splay your haunches and I'm there, sexy-whiskers.

My haunches have been splayed ever since I saw that you were posting today, you big meaty tom cat.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is another one?

Very sad. At least Monty is somewhat funny. Of course, none of them write coherently.

Ooooh burn, Mr.Can't-tell-a-tiger-from-a-cougar.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course, none of them write coherently.

Writes.

(Sorry, pet peeve. And you were writing about writing, so I feel somewhat justified.)