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05-05-2004, 05:39 PM
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#4696
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by dtb
HANK!!! If I had a ruler, I'd rap it across your knuckles.
THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "YOUR'S" (and to pre-empt future abominations, there is no such word as "childrens" either.)
You do this on purpose, don't you? And with my heart condition -- how could you?
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What about chilluns? |
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05-05-2004, 05:41 PM
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#4697
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's crap. It's still bupkis, i.e. indistinguishable from my t-shirt that says "I fucked Marilyn Monroe." Unless it had a picture of him fucking her on it. She wouldn't let me take a picture.
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How about this one?
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05-05-2004, 05:41 PM
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#4698
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What about chilluns?
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You're pushing it at 36.
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05-05-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4699
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
lexographer
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Hehehe.
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05-05-2004, 05:44 PM
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#4700
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What about chilluns?
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Straight out of the OED, of course. |
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05-05-2004, 05:46 PM
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#4701
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by john123
Us, because we have to read this genderbender's pathethic reversionist's history of an American icon and her adoring fans. If only that tantric sex poster was still around to get us back OT.
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At least Marilyn didn't have any silly outdated "the man has to make more than I do" hang-ups. |
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05-05-2004, 05:53 PM
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#4702
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Bown-Chica-Bowm-Bowm
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so bown-. I haven't been this excited since I learned that the Mona Lisa is going to be x-rated.
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You know, that's what I thought the first time I read that too. But it was not enough to generate wood.
Did she have implants? |
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05-05-2004, 05:55 PM
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#4703
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Mister Coffee
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
At least Marilyn didn't have any silly outdated "the man has to make more than I do" hang-ups.
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You think she made more money than DiMaggio or Miller? That was back in the day of the studios having the actors on contract.
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05-05-2004, 05:59 PM
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#4704
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Coachella brief
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Could you please post the "sarcasm" link again? I was too busy whacking at my desk to read it.
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Isn't it true that if the wacking is done properly, you only need one head, one hand and a limited amount of concentration, so you should have been able to do both?
Or so I've heard, NTTAWWT. |
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05-05-2004, 06:02 PM
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#4705
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bown-Chica-Bowm-Bowm
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Originally posted by Dave
You know, that's what I thought the first time I read that too. But it was not enough to generate wood.
Did she have implants?
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Apparently wood is the problem. The age differentials in wood.
There's gotta be a better joke in there. |
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05-05-2004, 06:03 PM
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#4706
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Coachella brief
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Isn't it true that if the wacking is done properly, you only need one head, one hand and a limited amount of concentration, so you should have been able to do both?
Or so I've heard, NTTAWWT.
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If you can concentrate on reading while whacking, you aren't doing it right. |
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05-05-2004, 06:06 PM
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#4707
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Mister Coffee
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know how you all love my punctuation hijinks, so please allow me to share.
I sent along a local-counsel opinion to some colleagues with the (ever-so-clever) re: line of "A little pleasure reading".
I then sent a follow-up e-mail (yes, I actually did this -- all internal people, so no biggie) that commented on how it really should have been titled "A little-pleasure reading."
And the laughs just keep on comin'!!
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I just spit coffee all over my keyboard - ROFLOL!! |
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05-05-2004, 06:31 PM
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#4708
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Mister Coffee
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know how you all love my punctuation hijinks, so please allow me to share.
I sent along a local-counsel opinion to some colleagues with the (ever-so-clever) re: line of "A little pleasure reading".
I then sent a follow-up e-mail (yes, I actually did this -- all internal people, so no biggie) that commented on how it really should have been titled "A little-pleasure reading."
And the laughs just keep on comin'!!
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I don't get it. Which is not unusual.
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05-05-2004, 06:36 PM
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#4709
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Mister Coffee
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't get it. Which is not unusual.
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Maybe if you fly out that butt you are in, you will be able to think more clearly. |
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05-05-2004, 06:39 PM
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#4710
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Mister Coffee
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Me
You think she made more money than DiMaggio or Miller? That was back in the day of the studios having the actors on contract.
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Pre-Curt Flood, baseball players didn't make a whole lot, either. And he had retired by the time they got married (though I think that Joe eventually made $100,000 per). Though his Bowery Savings and other endorsement deals made him comfortable, I don't think that he was rich in the 1950s.
And call me nutty, but I'm guessing that Arthur Miller didn't bring home a lot of coin for "The Crucible," prize-winning play or not. |
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