Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by barely_legal
SPOILER STUFF

This is all my fault. I got busy with real work and forgot to change my avatar before the show. The only person left in the competition who I've ever used as an avatar was George, that's why he got voted off.

The last 4 people eliminated were all my avatars at some point. Of the four people left, none of have been my avatars. This is a special power that has been bestowed upon me and I neglected and disrespected the power this week, like when Superman decided he'd rather fuck Lois Lane than have superpowers in Superman II. And I didn't even get laid.

I will not let this happen again. I apologize to all the people who have to listen to Jasmine sing off-key for yet another week.

I fucking love it. Especially the flower that takes up a third of the pic. That thing needs to be voted off on its own program.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I just watched episode 3 again and saw, for the first time, Finchie plowing the birthday girl from behind in the alley after the credits. Good times!

[john123]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can see his influence on Slave, his protege and devotee in this post. All that's missing in the clever reline.

I thought Plated was Cornhole's protege and by rights thereby Slave's mentor. Am I confusing my GA history?

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Trish is lovely with exquisite bone structure and a real sense of self unlike jonbenet and the poor man's britney, and I say kudos to her ...

Dissent. Trish is very, very average looking, especially for someone who is supposed to be a model. She cleans up nicely, but the basic structure is meh.

Her skin, however, is flawless. She should keep doing whoever, I mean whatever she's doing to keep it that way.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
I haven't been watching The Bachelor lately but accidentally taped it along with Extreme Makeover. Having little willpower when it comes to reality TV, I skimmed through it.

The bachelor told Trish he was concerned because all the other women seemed to hate her. She was boohooing that she isn't friends with women -- they are catty because they are threatened by her. It isn't her fault women have hated her all her life, it's all them. Cattiness in the context of a dating show is one thing, but her entire life? I kept hoping the nimrod would look at her and ask if maybe it was because she was such a bitch.

Question: Have you ever known a woman who was almost universally hated by other women who wasn't a bitch but was just misunderstood? Maybe I don't hang out with truly competitive women but I don't buy that theory.

Just For Fun. Oh, wait, no, she was actually a bitch.

The answer is no. Women who can't get along with other women typically are just using a "they're all jealous of me" excuse to avoid dealing with the concept that they are bitchy. I've never seen a genuinely nice woman who could not get along with other women because of hangups of the other women. Junior high excluded.

[john123]

I just had a medium rare bagel. Is H&H zooming me or what?!?

Saaaaasheemeee!

Originally posted by john123
I thought Plated was Cornhole's protege and by rights thereby Slave's mentor. Am I confusing my GA history?

Yes. Plated was the (at times) smart, irreverent one. The other two were the ones that thought they were funny, smart and irrevernt. Plate is Less's mentor but with a more politics, less porn focus

I thought you cited that cornhole post as an ironic way of showing that this was him at his best, which wasnt funny? Did I whiff?

[john123]

Originally posted by Berry Hunter
She cleans up nicely, .

She's tiddy down there? You wearin X-Ray Specs or am I watching the PG-17 version??!?!?! Yowza!

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"I fuck so good you'll drop all those other virgins"

AON, after blowing off most of the Bachelor in favor of the World Poker Tour, I have determined that Evelyn Ng is a new permanent member of my laminated crush list.

{CHRIS TUCKER in 'Friday'} Daaaamn! {/CHRIS TUCKER}

That is all.

[john123]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did I whiff?

No. Coincidence.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Just For Fun. Oh, wait, no, she was actually a bitch.

The answer is no. Women who can't get along with other women typically are just using a "they're all jealous of me" excuse to avoid dealing with the concept that they are bitchy. I've never seen a genuinely nice woman who could not get along with other women because of hangups of the other women. Junior high excluded.

Have you ever hung out with a model or someone who just looks like one? ANd I dont mean Miss America or the prettiest girl from your high school I am talking someone you cant take your eys off. The one percent. They are reviled. Maybe not be EVERYBODY but they get as much judgment and prejudice as Kirstie Alley in the 300s.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Berry Hunter
Dissent. Trish is very, very average looking, especially for someone who is supposed to be a model. She cleans up nicely, but the basic structure is meh.

Her skin, however, is flawless. She should keep doing whoever, I mean whatever she's doing to keep it that way.

I don't watch (methinks...), but I just looked up some photos of her and I agree. She's decent looking, but there isn't anything striking about her. She's adequate. And we all know what Bill McNeil thinks about being adequate:


Dave: "Bill McNeil is ...adequate... I'm sorry Bill."

Bill: "Sorry? Sorry, you weren't singled out and deemed adequate?"

"...After all adequacy is the hallmark of great journalism."

"What is adequate journalism if not great journalism?"

"We'll finish this later, after I fulfill my duties with my customary adequaucivity."

"It's one thing, of course, to know you're adequate, but, to have a fellow member of the press stand up and say 'Yes, you sir are adequate,' Let me tell you it is a very special feeling."

"Well, I'm off to astonish the world with more feats of adequataqaticism."

Dave: "Everything going adequately?"

Bill: "Very adequately sir, I'm virtually bursting with adequatulence."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you ever hung out with a model or someone who just looks like one? ANd I dont mean Miss America or the prettiest girl from your high school I am talking someone you cant take your eys off. The one percent. They are reviled. Maybe not be EVERYBODY but they get as much judgment and prejudice as Kirstie Alley in the 300s.

I know what you are saying but I hung out with a girl like that (tall, blonde, beautiful + oodles of charisma and personality) and she was much loved. Everyone liked her. (still much loved, we just don't hang out so much because we live far apart).

The trouble is with some beautiful girls is that they are shy. People mistake that for snobbery or aloofness and so that is why they are disliked.

(and then of course there are the girls who are bitchy - but that is why they are disliked)

[bilmore]

http://zongrila.net/swirl.htm


(Nothing objectionable. Just . . . weird.)

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by john123
She's tiddy down there? You wearin X-Ray Specs or am I watching the PG-17 version??!?!?! Yowza!

You mean you don't at least know someone who's banged Trish? Sorry, man.