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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Lighten up, Sebby.

I'm not testy about this. I know that I made a choice in life that's very different than the choice made by, say, Less. I'm happy with my choice. It works a lot better for me. I know that he's happy with his, and I'm glad for that as well.

The assumption that I must be jealous because I have to work to support my family is goofy. It's not like I woke up one day and found I had kids, or like I was going down by the river to screw my girlfriend and for my 19th birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.

I think I read you too seriously. My bad.

ETA: I am jealous of Less. Not complaining about my own lot, but, well... who that's hitched with kids isn't jealous of Less at least once a day?

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I would think the hard part is finding that many guys who'll all be on the same "schedule" if you will. I wouldn't want the spot next to some premmie guy, because he'll be losing interest too early.

Not responsive exactly, but let me just say that abstinence isn't all that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by dtb

Not responsive exactly, but let me just say that abstinence isn't all that.

There's nothing impolite in gently saying, "Honey, I know its been a while, so I'd kind of appreciate it if you masturbated a couple hours before we're going to have sex. To slow the finale down a little...

I hear there's a nice Rectangle Jerk in a red Dodge Minivan parked behind the Jack in the Box at 3:00."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

There's nothing impolite in gently saying, "Honey, I know its been a while, so I'd kind of appreciate it if you masturbated a couple hours before we're going to have sex. To slow the finale down a little..."

Maybe she just doesn't want you pulling out and getting it in her face and/or hair.

ETA: then again, according to textsfromlastnight.com, that kind of stuff happens all of the time.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I think I read you too seriously. My bad.

ETA: I am jealous of Less. Not complaining about my own lot, but, well... who that's hitched with kids isn't jealous of Less at least once a day?

Just until you hit the guy across the circle in the eye.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I think I read you too seriously. My bad.

ETA: I am jealous of Less. Not complaining about my own lot, but, well... who that's hitched with kids isn't jealous of Less at least once a day?

You don't have to be hitched with kids to be jealous of Less.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Maybe she just doesn't want you pulling out and getting it in her face and/or hair.

ETA: then again, according to textsfromlastnight.com, that kind of stuff happens all of the time.

That site is so 2 weeks ago. I've moved on to this: http://dcinterns.blogspot.com/. It sounds like having summer associates, but younger and dumber.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

There's nothing impolite in gently saying, "Honey, I know its been a while, so I'd kind of appreciate it if you masturbated a couple hours before we're going to have sex. To slow the finale down a little..."

It is generally more fun to re-define "finale."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

So what's up with the front page at lawtalkers.com?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

We are moving. Should I choose the smaller corner office with a decent amount of natural light and a partial view of the river, or the large office with bay windows with a view of another high rise 10 feet away (and, hence, minimal natural light)?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

We are moving. Should I choose the smaller corner office with a decent amount of natural light and a partial view of the river, or the large office with bay windows with a view of another high rise 10 feet away (and, hence, minimal natural light)?

I would pick view over space any day.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

I would pick view over space any day.

Plus, you'll be able to talk like Penske about your corner office.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

We are moving. Should I choose the smaller corner office with a decent amount of natural light and a partial view of the river, or the large office with bay windows with a view of another high rise 10 feet away (and, hence, minimal natural light)?

I'd go for the light over the space. And getting a partial river view is a nice extra but the light would be the biggie for me.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

We are moving. Should I choose the smaller corner office with a decent amount of natural light and a partial view of the river, or the large office with bay windows with a view of another high rise 10 feet away (and, hence, minimal natural light)?

Which way does the smaller one face?

Having had offices facing each direction, if it faces South or West and has unobstructed sun, it will be quite hot all summer and you'll likely keep the blinds drawn most of the time (unless you like a hot office). And depending on where you can put your desk, you're likely to keep them drawn much of the winter, too, unless you wear your sunglasses inside--lower angle of sun = blinding light in south/west offices.

I'd always choose north or east facing, all other things being equal.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Which way does the smaller one face?

Having had offices facing each direction, if it faces South or West and has unobstructed sun, it will be quite hot all summer and you'll likely keep the blinds drawn most of the time (unless you like a hot office). And depending on where you can put your desk, you're likely to keep them drawn much of the winter, too, unless you wear your sunglasses inside--lower angle of sun = blinding light in south/west offices.

I'd always choose north or east facing, all other things being equal.

Southwest, but my view will be partially obstructed by the aforementioned building to the south that would completely block any light in the larger, southern facing offices.