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04-18-2008, 02:11 AM
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#4846
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The sound of one hand drumming
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is wrong with you??
Can you even say that without a search?
And I want. And I need.
eta, I don't really remember the rhino.
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I could find the VIDEO. Just not the song for download to working out soundtrack.
I don't need a heartbreaker
Fifty-faced trouble maker
Two timing time taker
Dirty little money maker
Muscle bound cheap skate
Low down woman hater
Triple crossing double dater
Yella bellied alligator...
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-18-2008, 02:25 AM
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#4847
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Words for you are lies
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's a nice day to start again.
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I miss Quarterflash too. Happily, on iTunes.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-18-2008, 05:24 AM
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#4848
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Judd Apatow is far dumpier than Brad Pitt and still has a hot wife, so he wins
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude. Really? Are you going to make me do this? Your womens, they're airbrushed. My former guy, totally not.
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It's a long season sweetheart. The A's are doing much better than expected, and Brad Pitt has lost a step with all the sleep deprivation.
And of course the pictures are airbrushed. It's Vanity Fair's 1950's thing. They're made up to look like Vargas models.
Besides, no one cared about the learned discussion of domestic violence policy from earlier in the week. All anyone wants on this board is T&A, so I'm gonna harden my heart, I'm gonna swallow my tears...
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
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04-18-2008, 08:49 AM
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#4849
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I wonder what the teacher's gonna look like this year
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Exhibit Two for Identification of Hotness:
Ms. Jurnee Smollett, cursed with a silly name, blessed with great legs.
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She looks like a white version of herself in that "photo." Very weird.
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04-18-2008, 08:58 AM
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#4850
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Sacha Baron Cohen is richer and smarter than you
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Exhibit One for Identification of Hotness:
Ms. Isla Fisher, who according to Vanity Fair, was named after the Isle of Islay, home of fine single malt scotches.
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Yay, short women for a change. I love short women. And this pic has inspired me to match my underwear to my lipstick. But not today b/c I'm wearing black panties.
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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
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04-18-2008, 09:25 AM
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#4851
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Sacha Baron Cohen is richer and smarter than you
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Yay, short women for a change. I love short women. And this pic has inspired me to match my underwear to my lipstick. But not today b/c I'm wearing black panties.
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Simple solution: Remove the panties.
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04-18-2008, 10:15 AM
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#4852
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Fuckity fuck. The hated pumpkin orange Flyers just scored in the second OT. Fucking Ovechkin -- play some godddamned defense, pretty boy!
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Orange is my favorite color.
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04-18-2008, 10:37 AM
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#4853
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
Posts: 434
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Orange is my favorite color.
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I'm confused. Aren't Not Bob's two favorite teams the Rangers and Habs? Doesn't the Flyers winning the series mean that Not Bob's two favorite teams won't meet in the next round? His emotions have clouded his judgment. |
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04-18-2008, 10:40 AM
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#4854
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
I'm confused. Aren't Not Bob's two favorite teams the Rangers and Habs? Doesn't the Flyers winning the series mean that Not Bob's two favorite teams won't meet in the next round? His emotions have clouded his judgment.
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I think he just hates the Broad Street Bullies.
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04-18-2008, 10:45 AM
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#4855
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think he just hates the Broad Street Bullies.
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No doubt. But I still think they are doing him a favor by winning this series. |
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04-18-2008, 10:49 AM
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#4856
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
No doubt. But I still think they are doing him a favor by winning this series.
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Sadly, I think they are just postponing my pain.
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04-18-2008, 10:52 AM
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#4857
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sadly, I think they are just postponing my pain.
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Spoken like a true Philly fan 12 hours removed from a double OT victory. |
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04-18-2008, 10:53 AM
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#4858
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Sacha Baron Cohen is richer and smarter than you
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Simple solution: Remove the panties.
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That would be matching to the sweater then. NTTAWWT.
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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
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04-18-2008, 10:53 AM
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#4859
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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No, I did not feel the earthquake...
...but I did listen to Uncle Tupelo's "New Madrid" after I heard about it on the news. Great song that I hadn't listened to in a while. Thanks, earthquake!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-18-2008, 11:01 AM
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#4860
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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There were Swedes at the blue line.
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
Spoken like a true Philly fan 12 hours removed from a double OT victory.
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It's been more than 20 years since I heard this .
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