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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

They treat you like an ace that can't beat the trey.

John Witherspoon at his finest.

TM

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

For the record, I object to my mother's boyfriend. I don't know what he drives, though. I am neither kind nor tolerant.

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Would you object to him if your mom weren't constantly telling you about all the long, hot, passionate, sweaty fucking they do?

If you don't stop, I'm going to tell you exactly what's going to happen to your wife's vagina when she hits menopause next year.

My mom likes to share details.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Subdue, rape, stab to death . . . a minimum of ten minutes, right? Probably closer to 20. Yes, I would expect the police to arrive in fewer than 10 minutes if someone were breaking into my house while I were inside.

From the time the call comes into 911, they should be dispatching a car in the area, which should take no more than 5 minutes. I do live in a ridiculously well policed area because there is a substation within a quarter mile for police and a fire station with emts also in the neighborhood, but it should be, anywhere, call the cops, the cops come.

The OddMan is a first responder now and there are sections of our metro area that are a good 20 minutes from assistance because they are so rural. That is not ncs's area, which should be well-patrolled.

You are damned right I am outraged, but I am equally outraged about cities that have to have environmental justice managers because utility companies do not supply basic utilities to poor areas and that I had to present testimony to a legislative committee because a telecom refused to provide broadband service to minority businesses.

Late 911 wears the late crown.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

For the record, I object to my mother's boyfriend. I don't know what he drives, though. I am neither kind nor tolerant.

Projecting your feelings about The Tiny, Tiny Ex. If mom wants to have wild sex with the little guy, that's her business.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Subdue, rape, stab to death . . . a minimum of ten minutes, right? Probably closer to 20. Yes, I would expect the police to arrive in fewer than 10 minutes if someone were breaking into my house while I were inside.

If those are the assumptions, I share your outrage. Clearly neither of us has any personal knowledge (hi, 'weed!), but I would guess that subdue and stab to death could take far less than that.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Do you think this is the one cow in India they can use to make burgers?



TM

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

It cries out for a haiku, and yet you won't give us one?

Barely Legal's Mom
Describes hot sex with boyfriend
And his small penis

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

5-7-5, not 7-5-7

This may be a situation where the joke is on me because I did not realize that inversion of haiku syllables was done on purpose, and thus my response attempting to correct what was obviously an intentional error makes me look silly. Whatever you call that situation.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Late 911 wears the late crown.

Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

This cries out for a haiku:

Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
No gold package wheels
Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb

CDF

Mom's relationship improves.
Butt-sex each Tuesday.
Don't tell me about it, please!


eta: Flower, of course, is correct. I was just following your lead.

Originally Posted by Adder

If those are the assumptions, I share your outrage. Clearly neither of us has any personal knowledge (hi, 'weed!), but I would guess that subdue and stab to death could take far less than that.

Nothing on the internet is clear. But I will take at face value your assertion that you have no personal knowledge as to the amount of time it takes to rape and murder someone in their home.

Get the morgue truck
Embalm the goner

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

It cries out for a haiku, and yet you won't give us one?

Barely Legal's Mom
Describes hot sex with boyfriend
And his small penis

IIRC, they are also supposed to have nature imagery.

Barely's Mom gets humped,
Like a she-wolf in estrus.
Must she tell us all?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth?

This is one of those situations! Maybe. I can never be sure and I'm always afraid that if I try to point out that it is one of those situations, I will end up being the victim of a related form of one of those siutations. Like a reverse or secondary version of one of those situations. Or something.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by evenodds

You are damned right I am outraged, but I am equally outraged about cities that have to have environmental justice managers because utility companies do not supply basic utilities to poor areas and that I had to present testimony to a legislative committee because a telecom refused to provide broadband service to minority businesses.

a woman being raped and stabbed to death due to police neglect causes you outrage equal to the failure to provide adequate cell phone service?