Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You'd look good in this.

No good. Sebby gets a mean camel toe in tight pants.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why don't you consult the Military Regulations on Uniforms?

There's different colored camo for different environments, and you presumably want to wear the right one. And then there are snow suits and stuff like that.

Since it's fashion week, do you have a battle uniform proposal that you want evaluated?

In the end, though, I assume your commanding officer will tell you. That, or whatever you're issued. Do you think I'm in the military? Don't you know some ex-mil. guys? It might be a good pick up line: "So what do you wear under your camo?"

If you get sent to a war, and bring your wrong camo color do you get sent home to get the right one?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
RP's drug-induced dream

When you have these dreams, do people look like their avatar?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nor will it be when wonk puts his hand on the small of your back and then slowly but deliberately lets it drop so that he's firmly clutching a handful of your clean ass, but that's the kind of party it is.

I don't do that to all the girls. Not after that horrible mess with you and Slave taught me the value of being choosy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you know where I can get a Lieutenant's dress uniform?

Presumably from a Lieutenant.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My mother taught me not to boast, even as she confided that my penis is much larger than say Penske's, or Thurgreed's.

You really miss bath time, don't you?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ironweed
No good. Sebby gets a mean camel toe in tight pants.

Too bad that. This one comes in sizes petite to 4X. With rubber accents.

dammit, that was a good one too. edited to provide link.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We're the never ending flying party from Life, the Universe & Everything? Sweet.

(I have no idea if hyphens are necessary, and frankly, I don't care...there goes my foursome...)

I forget -- where were you on the fetus thing? Doesn't that make 5?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
When you have these dreams, do people look like their avatar?

Sequels looked like the girl from American Pie. The hot one.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's funny when you joke about offing yourself, because we know you just don't give a fuck. But to suggest that PLF should give up the only thing in his barren, spent and joyless life that still gives him a fleeting memory of pleasure and shoot himself in the head is just irresponsible and dangerous.

Yeah. And people get all sensitive and shit about it, too.

[dtb]

Originally posted by nononono
Outstanding. Thanks for the message. Think I have time for a cigarette (an occasional cocktail-party vice)?

Don't make me hurt you.

I almost like you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sequels looked like the girl from American Pie. The hot one.

Mena Suvari? Natasha Lyonne? The chick from Buffy?

[nononono]

Originally posted by dtb
Don't make me hurt you.

I almost like you.

This is about hyphens, isn't it? Go ahead; I can take it, even if it will crush all my self-respect.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Note that I have over 7000 songs on my iPod.

So Joseph, what do you make of this dream?

You need to develop a more discerning sense of taste in music.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mena Suvari? Natasha Lyonne? The chick from Buffy?

Please. Alison Hannigan is cute, but definitely not hot.

I was referring to the exchange student chick. But now that you mention Buffy, Sequels actually she looked more like Cordelia than like the American Pie chick.