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Old 05-06-2004, 08:32 PM   #4966
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I'm starting to question my very existence. Am I actually Not Not Flinty, which would also make me Not Not Not Ty? If so, I think I'm wearing someone else's pants.
in related news nfh held in terrorism plot

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,119243,00.html
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:35 PM   #4967
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Hmm, I was wondering where Penske has been. The material witness is also an atty.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:44 PM   #4968
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Hmm, I was wondering where Penske has been. The material witness is also an atty.
nfh also claims to be one.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:56 PM   #4969
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I'm starting to question my very existence. Am I actually Not Not Flinty, which would also make me Not Not Not Ty? .
Ditto. Thankfully Putzke tried to cop a feel on e/o's righteous ass at SxSW and she banned him. LOL.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:57 PM   #4970
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Hmm, I was wondering where Penske has been. The material witness is also an atty.
Hehehe. He's minor league Thottam.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:59 PM   #4971
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nfh also claims to be one.
You look liken a cross between Christine Todd Whitman and Penske. Blech.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:54 PM   #4972
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Brandon Mayfield, a U.S. citizen, was taken into custody on a material witness warrant, said a senior law enforcement official in Washington, D.C., speaking on condition of anonymity. The arrest, first reported in Newsweek, is the first known in the United States with connections to the March 11 bombings in Madrid.

Newsweek said Mayfield had done child custody work for one of six Oregon Muslims convicted last year of trying to travel to Afghanistan to help Usama bin Laden's terror network Al Qaeda.

The FBI also searched the man's home, which he shares with his wife, the official said.

Mayfield's fingerprints were found on materials related to the Madrid bombings, said a second senior law enforcement official, also speaking on condition of anonymity.

Hm, related to the bombing: the bombings in Spain were connected to al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is connected to some guy who had been in the US who had custody issues. Custody issues usually involve paperwork. Paperwork connected with legal issues is frequently touched by lawyers. Voila! Fingerprints!!!

I think I am a shoo-in at the Justice Dept.
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I'm starting to question my very existence. Am I actually Not Not Flinty, which would also make me Not Not Not Ty? If so, I think I'm wearing someone else's pants.
Surely on a Thursday in Monkeytown you could be out drinking at 6:30, and instead you're here with your electronic friends. We're touched, but you should be getting out more.
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Hm, related to the bombing: the bombings in Spain were connected to al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is connected to some guy who had been in the US who had custody issues. Custody issues usually involve paperwork. Paperwork connected with legal issues is frequently touched by lawyers. Voila! Fingerprints!!!

I think I am a shoo-in at the Justice Dept.
you go girl! turns out it was a petty crime!!
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:41 PM   #4975
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you go girl! turns out it was a petty crime!!
Also turns out the fingerprints were on the handle of one of the suitcases blown apart by explosives.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:05 PM   #4976
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Also turns out the fingerprints were on the handle of one of the suitcases blown apart by explosives.
And he is a muslim himself. 'Nuff said.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:20 PM   #4977
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ummm, those who read politics know SS was outed as a pimply teenage boy from Manitoba. SS Trivia!!
All true, Mr. Chinaski, er, Hank. And thanks for the bus tickets. I can't wait for you to show me around Detroit!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:32 PM   #4978
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All true, Mr. Chinaski, er, Hank.
I think it is Ms. Chinaski. I think. Whatever it is, it is making me feel sick.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:57 PM   #4979
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How dare you!!! I am beautiful.

And she does not have a good cheek.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:29 AM   #4980
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I am beautiful.
Off my corner ho!

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And she does not have a good cheek.
Her implants (if she even has any) suck, too.
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