It was the wrong thread

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude. Hank? If we hear it from Hank it will all be disjointed and make no sense. And I'm sure there will be something about a plane.
Why Hank? Spanky - I thought you liked us.

I will give detail to the poster that posts the best insult of old no brains here.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

I won't scrol back but i do remember asking people not to keep posting about this. Spank screwed up and posted personal details because he trusted us not to abuse his freindship. He learned a lesson. For you to continue is just cruel.

I know personal details of your life. Perhaps I should post those so everyone can make fun?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I will give detail to the poster that posts the best insult of old no brains here.

jealousy doesn't become you hank. wwjd*














































*what would juan do?

[Penske_Account]

I know your success in romancing on the Serb probably clouded anything else, but how was the wine? Anything memorable?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I know your success in romancing on the Serb probably clouded anything else, but how was the wine? Anything memorable?

Am I on ignore?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Am I on ignore?

Sorry - I wasn't reading this board. Just the Politics Board. Since it was her first time I took her to the tacky stuff. Neibaum Coppola and Berringer. I then took her to a friends winery (Marston Vineyards). But that ain't open to the public.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
Sorry - I wasn't reading this board. Just the Politics Board. Since it was her first time I took her to the tacky stuff. Neibaum Coppola and Berringer.

some of the higher end Neibaum Coppola stuff is supposed to be good, no? I have heard its a nice setting. probably a romantic backdrop, which no doubt lent to your success with the Serb. eta: oops, I wasn't supposed to give away that last info, sorry. For the Board, Spanky didn't sanction that kiss and tell.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
some of the higher end Neibaum Coppola stuff is supposed to be good, no? I have heard its a nice setting. probably a romantic backdrop, which no doubt lent to your success with the Serb. eta: oops, I wasn't supposed to give away that last info, sorry. For the Board, Spanky didn't sanction that kiss and tell.

You are really asking the wrong person. I have never really been impressed by their stuff but I am no expert. When I lived in Florence my landlord's name was Signora Nicoletti. She tried to teach me about wines but my inability to judge wine litteraly made her cry. What can you do.

I just saw the movie Alexander. The dialogue was so bad it was almost a parody of itself. If Oliver Stone wants to make bad movies fine. But he should leave historical figures out of it. Their good names shouldn't suffer because he has no sense of reality.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
I then took her to a friends winery (Marston Vineyards). But that ain't open to the public.

It's the ability to pull moves like this that renders all those "rules" you guys brought out non-applicable to Spank.

What girl wouldn't give it up to a guy that gets you through the locked gate of a private vintner?

I didn't know about the private tour before, but I've seen enough of his act to know it was quite likely spank had something like this up his sleeve. That why I was the only one confident he'd pull this off.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That why I was the only one confident he'd pull this off.

Eh hem.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's the ability to pull moves like this that renders all those "rules" you guys brought out non-applicable to Spank.

What girl wouldn't give it up to a guy that gets you through the locked gate of a private vintner?

I didn't know about the private tour before, but I've seen enough of his act to know it was quite likely spank had something like this up his sleeve. That why I was the only one confident he'd pull this off.

If she's Serbian, all you really need to do is flash a money clip loaded with $5s and wear a Members Only jacket. You're in.

I work with a disproportionate amount of Serbs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If she's Serbian, all you really need to do is flash a money clip loaded with $5s and wear a Members Only jacket. You're in.

I work with a disproportionate amount of Serbs.

that's out of line. Maybe the Serbian people you know are lower class. The woman spank knows is more refined. the people you mention wouldn't appreciate the difference between a crowded tasting mill and a private reserve. She apparently does appreciate the difference.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that's out of line. Maybe the Serbian people you know are lower class. The woman spank knows is more refined. the people you mention wouldn't appreciate the difference between a crowded tasting mill and a private reserve. She apparently does appreciate the difference.

Hey, I appreciate the Serbs. I'm fascinated by Rod Blagojevich's hair.

[Belgrade Bimbo]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that's out of line. Maybe the Serbian people you know are lower class. The woman spank knows is more refined. the people you mention wouldn't appreciate the difference between a crowded tasting mill and a private reserve. She apparently does appreciate the difference.

Please, friends. Do not fight because of me. Thank you for your pleasant words, handsome laborer, but the $5 bills show me that man is good company.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that's out of line. Maybe the Serbian people you know are lower class. The woman spank knows is more refined. the people you mention wouldn't appreciate the difference between a crowded tasting mill and a private reserve. She apparently does appreciate the difference.

The kind of refined you see in cocktail waitresses at strip clubs.