The Spanky Show - Page 46

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Replaced Texan now has a picture of the real Porkchop so there is no reason to use a poor imitation.

Are you bringing porkchops to Bings?

Replaced_Texan · 07-26-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Replaced Texan now has a picture of the real Porkchop so there is no reason to use a poor imitation.

i'll get it up this afternoon.

Shape Shifter · 07-26-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
i'll get it up this afternoon.

Heh.

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 06:20 PM

Afraid not. As a kitten car rides were no problem. But now it is an ordeal just to get him to the vet which is about a three minute car ride.

This board is getting more play than the Politics Board. That is a problem. Form over substance.

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Afraid not. As a kitten car rides were no problem. But now it is an ordeal just to get him to the vet which is about a three minute car ride.

This board is getting more play than the Politics Board. That is a problem. Form over substance.

I have been hiatus from politics, coincidence? I think not.

I'll be back. right now I am just too busy to combat the racist sexist socialistic lies of the big govt crowd.

Buck · 07-26-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Afraid not. As a kitten car rides were no problem. But now it is an ordeal just to get him to the vet which is about a three minute car ride.

This board is getting more play than the Politics Board. That is a problem. Form over substance.

You'd get a little more play if you lost the beard. Still lookin' good, though.

Spanky · 07-26-2005, 06:28 PM

It is so hot that I leave the sliding glass door open and the screen shut. I could have sworn I locked the screen door but one of the Racoons got in. Those suckers get big. It looks like I have a choice of sweating through the night or feeding the Racoon.

The skunks smell the catfood and hang outside on the patio but they are not smart enough to figure out how to open the screen door. Although one night last summer, I thought pork chop was at the screen door, by the time I opened the door and he walked past me I realized it was not pork chop but Pepe Le Peu. He practically walked right over my feet.

I had to wait for him to finish his late nite snack and then leave. I have a lot of run ins with Skunks but have never been sprayed. I think you really have to mess with them to get them to spray.

Racoons. Not so amiable.

robustpuppy · 07-26-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
It is so hot that I leave the sliding glass door open and the screen shut. I could have sworn I locked the screen door but one of the Racoons got in. Those suckers get big. It looks like I have a choice of sweating through the night or feeding the Racoon.

The skunks smell the catfood and hang outside on the patio but they are not smart enough to figure out how to open the screen door. Although one night last summer, I thought pork chop was at the screen door, by the time I opened the door and he walked past me I realized it was not pork chop but Pepe Le Peu. He practically walked right over my feet.

I had to wait for him to finish his late nite snack and then leave. I have a lot of run ins with Skunks but have never been sprayed. I think you really have to mess with them to get them to spray.

Racoons. Not so amiable.

I have to know: did the skunk mistake Porkchop for a female skunk?

Flinty_McFlint · 07-26-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
i'll get it up this afternoon.

That's Hank's line.

Gattigap · 07-26-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky

Racoons. Not so amiable.

Why, I think we're seeing the beginnings of posted, understated wit from our man Spanky!

<sniff> Our little man (or, our rather larger bearded man who may or may not have a mullet) is growing up! I'm so proud!

07-26-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are you bringing porkchops to Bings?

I think the Bing's crowd is more into Salami.

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have to know: did the skunk mistake Porkchop for a female skunk?

In your euphemism is "Porkchop" bareley or paigow?

07-26-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Afraid not. As a kitten car rides were no problem. But now it is an ordeal just to get him to the vet which is about a three minute car ride.

This board is getting more play than the Politics Board. That is a problem. Form over substance.

Is this a problem bc 1) You prefer the subject matter over at Politics to the subject matter, such as it is, here? or 2) You don't hve time to keep up with a busy board a la FB? I don't get the Form over Substance remark. Drivel over Substance, I would understand. But not Form. I am not sure you know what Form over Substance even means.

Flinty_McFlint · 07-26-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this a problem bc 1) You prefer the subject matter over at Politics to the subject matter, such as it is, here? or 2) You don't hve time to keep up with a busy board a la FB? I don't get the Form over Substance remark. Drivel over Substance, I would understand. But not Form. I am not sure you know what Form over Substance even means.

Uh oh. The honeymoon is over. Sigh.

07-26-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
It is so hot that I leave the sliding glass door open and the screen shut. I could have sworn I locked the screen door but one of the Racoons got in. Those suckers get big. It looks like I have a choice of sweating through the night or feeding the Racoon.

The skunks smell the catfood and hang outside on the patio but they are not smart enough to figure out how to open the screen door. Although one night last summer, I thought pork chop was at the screen door, by the time I opened the door and he walked past me I realized it was not pork chop but Pepe Le Peu. He practically walked right over my feet.

I had to wait for him to finish his late nite snack and then leave. I have a lot of run ins with Skunks but have never been sprayed. I think you really have to mess with them to get them to spray.

Racoons. Not so amiable.

Spanky:

Don't know where to start. OK here goes

1) Porkchop is TOAST. SO are Spittles and Whiff if you allow the wildlife to roam within the screen door. The next thing you know is Wile E. COyote will pay a visit and you will have a couple of tabby tails lying around with no cat attached.

2) I am pretty solidly certain that the issue of whether the screen door waslookced or not has zilcho to do with the raccoons entrance. They don't have opposable thumbs, Focker. They can't open doors. Also, I am pretty solidly certain that Raccooons enjoy cat foot (especially moist) just as much as a skunk. The only thing we have learned here about raccoons v skunks is that raccoons are more resourceful.

3) You don't have Air Conditioning? Or are you just thrifty? This could be a problem for me. I enjoy a cool bedroom at night.

4) Why didnt you get out of bed and shoo the raccoon or skunk or whatever outside? When you puss out like that it only tells them, "Free Food, lets get the frat brothers and party". Were you scared?

5) This is not the kind of Spanky who showed up this weekend. THat once was an intrepid, resourceful man who knew what he wanted and how to get it. That Spanky would not cower under the covers while the Raccoon ate Salami's moist cat food. This post definitley is a point in the Chance column for sure.