It's all about me

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What about his mother?

Why not the new gf?

And Hank, I am the epitome of firm cheerleader.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why not the new gf?

Good thinking. I bet Anne would even get bonus points if she could steal the new gf away from him.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What about his mother?

She's dead. I don't want revenge that badly. The new GF is out, he'd get all excited about a possible threesome. Besides, I don't find her at all attractive.

I want to do something that is going to cost him a lot of money.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
She's dead. I don't want revenge that badly. The new GF is out, he'd get all excited about a threesome. Besides, I don't find her at all attractive.

No, it's about denying him the threesome and having the new gf realize how crappy he is in bed.

but if she is unattractive, then I guess that is out of the question.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Seeing the ex this weekend with his new girlfriend* has me thinking of revenge (what else is a spinster to do?). Have you ever exacted revenge on an ex without breaking any laws or causing bodily harm? Any ideas? It would be so nice to see his life get complicated.

Are you looking to get revenge on both of them, or just him? Can you use any inside intel on him to sabatoge his current relationship? Do you have any ready accomplices (other than, of course, we fellow spinsters who are ready to take up the sword for a sister in need)?

There are petty, annoying things to do, like signing him up for a variety of spam lists and the like or letting all the air out of his tires, but that's just irritating not life-complicating. And you don't want to expend too much capital on this project, because he's not worth it. Rumor, inuendo and flat out lies are always good, but only if the person you're telling them can spread the intel without attribution to you and has a good network, for maximum spread of information. Incrimidating photographs are excellent, especially if they can be brought to the attention of someone he cares about.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
She's dead. I don't want revenge that badly. The new GF is out, he'd get all excited about a possible threesome. Besides, I don't find her at all attractive.

I want to do something that is going to cost him a lot of money.

Letter to ex and new GF "Shithead- remember my friend you were fucking behind my back for a year? Well she was just diagnosed with HIV. I just got my results back negative. You both should go get tested right away. "

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I want to do something that is going to cost him a lot of money.

Do you care if he knows it's you causing financial pain? Do you have any, er, financial matters left unresolved between you that you could bring to his and/or his lawyer's attention?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Incrimidating photographs

Is this a new contraction, or just a Texas thing?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Are you looking to get revenge on both of them, or just him? Can you use any inside intel on him to sabatoge his current relationship? Do you have any ready accomplices (other than, of course, we fellow spinsters who are ready to take up the sword for a sister in need)?

There are petty, annoying things to do, like signing him up for a variety of spam lists and the like or letting all the air out of his tires, but that's just irritating not life-complicating. And you don't want to expend too much capital on this project, because he's not worth it. Rumor, inuendo and flat out lies are always good, but only if the person you're telling them can spread the intel without attribution to you and has a good network, for maximum spread of information. Incrimidating photographs are excellent, especially if they can be brought to the attention of someone he cares about.

Just him. He's the type that will bring her down with him. Especially if it is a financial problem.

I know his lease is up in August so they will probably move in together soon, if they haven't already. That's why I'm really hoping he loses his job. They both go down. Or maybe he will have to move back to Brooklyn.

I don't have that kind of network. The soccer circle we travel in is small, but I have managed to do some minor damage. He's not very well thought of.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Is this a new contraction, or just a Texas thing?

It's my total and complete inability to spell. Blame Mrs. Reagan, second grade teacher. I hated that bitch.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Just him. He's the type that will bring her down with him. Especially if it is a financial problem.

I know his lease is up in August so they will probably move in together soon, if they haven't already. That's why I'm really hoping he loses his job. They both go down. Or maybe he will have to move back to Brooklyn.

call the local pizza joint and order 37 pizzas* for delivery to his address? do so everyday for a year? I guess it would depend on how much money he has now whether this ploy would result in his financial ruin.

the saddest thing to me about my suggestion is that I can't even recall which stupid movie I'm stealing this from.


*make sure to order all with gross toppings, so that he doesn't see this situation as a windfall.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's my total and complete inability to spell. Blame Mrs. Reagan, second grade teacher. I hated that bitch.

You seem to spell "no" pretty well. That bitch.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Seeing the ex this weekend with his new girlfriend* has me thinking of revenge (what else is a spinster to do?). Have you ever exacted revenge on an ex without breaking any laws or causing bodily harm? Any ideas? It would be so nice to see his life get complicated.

Oh yessss.....

College (youthful indiscretion, don't you know).

Ex is going to be at a party I am attending that evening. I have a friend make a call (this was in the days before caller ID -- yes, I am a dinosaur) telling him that she's always admired him from afar, and really wants to meet him, etc.

He mentions the party, and would she like to come. She agrees. She tells him she's tall, blonde and will be wearing a red dress.

Well, don't you know (and this proves that the gods were smiling upon me -- and he deserved it!), a tall, blonde, very beautiful girl I know (but not well -- she was not at all in on this plan) shows up to the party in a red dress. He, of course, assumes she's the one who called him, and makes his move, she rebuffs him (probably thinking he's some sort of lunatic -- not without cause), and my friends and I watch from the sidelines. Of course, we then let it get around how it was all a prank, and he was quite embarrassed (and more than just a little pissed with me, I don't mind telling you).

Much screaming and yelling ensued, loud argument in front of everyone where I cut him down to size*, and all in all, it was most satisfactory. [I had forgotten all about this -- I'm getting all tingly now just with the memory of it -- this kind of mojo only happens on sitcoms.]

(God, I hope he doesn't read this board -- eh, who cares...)



*I sure hope this wasn't an instance akin to Homer Simpson's, to wit: "Then I slipped out of my wet clothes and into a dry martini...." -- even if it was, it's no matter, because the memory in my mind's eye is perfection itself.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Justin’s, located at 31 West 21st street. Owned by Sean “P.Diddy” Combs, this upscale restaurant and bar is just the right place to indulge in delicious southern style cuisine.

This place fucking sucks. The food is horrible. If you want to see the wives of B-level athletes, it is the place for you.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Entertainment: You can’t visit New York without taking in some theater. We highly recommend you visit the Royale Theater to see “A Raisin in the Sun” staring Sean “Puffy” Combs*. This play is a revival of the Lorraine Hansbury's landmark drama about a black family moving into an all-white Chicago neighborhood."

Wow. Sounds to me like she didn't even see (let alone read) the damn play, because that's not really what it's about. It's just a part of it.

I know, I know. What did I expect?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Just him. He's the type that will bring her down with him. Especially if it is a financial problem.

I know his lease is up in August so they will probably move in together soon, if they haven't already. That's why I'm really hoping he loses his job. They both go down. Or maybe he will have to move back to Brooklyn.

I don't have that kind of network. The soccer circle we travel in is small, but I have managed to do some minor damage. He's not very well thought of.

Sneak into his house and cover all of his toilets with saran wrap/cellophane. Do this when he is out drinking. No financial ruin, but urine bouncing all over the place and complete confusion is fairly funny.

It's obviously much more entertaining to personally witness this.


Or better yet, have someone give him The Standard Upper Decker: http://www.getunderground.com/underg...Article_ID=529 (spree: story about the Upper Decker)