Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Me
Let's just use a bit of common sense here, eh? Do you have any idea what a woman who can eat like that looks like? Thin women are thin for a reason. We don't eat like that. And when you consistently don't eat like that, you cannot do it even on a special occassion. I think your stomach shrinks or something like that.

Thin women are thin becase we do not eat Pringles and Snickers and McNuggets all day long. We do, however, splurge from time to time on a really great meal. And we enjoy every fucking second of it.

You can take me to several great restaurants where I will not only clean my plate, but I will have to fight the urge to lick it. I will order dessert, eat it and try some of everyone else's at the table. I will drink wine and have an after dinner cordial.

If you are the kind of thin woman you describe above, I feel truly sorry for you. Those kind of thin women also swim with their heads out of the water so that they don't mess up their hair, if they swim at all. They know exactly what lighting and positioning makes them look best for sex, but they have no idea if they've ever had an orgasm.

There are other kinds of thin women though, who do eat and drink and enjoy it too.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Gianni Agnelli wore his watch over his french cuffs.

Excellent point.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Me
That'a an easy one. They are into submissive chicks. It's not due to inner turmoil. It is more of a fetish.

As someone who potentially could be an asian chick, I find your stereotypical comment offensive.

Perhaps your ill humor stems from the lack of an avatar. If I may be so bold, I believe I have found one that captures your essence.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

a diamond

I like the idea thatits a phycial manifestation of our marriage, but I think those things could be accomplished much much more cheaply.

Yeah, like by having a kid.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thin women are thin becase we do not eat Pringles and Snickers and McNuggets all day long. We do, however, splurge from time to time on a really great meal. And we enjoy every fucking second of it.

You can take me to several great restaurants where I will not only clean my plate, but I will have to fight the urge to lick it. I will order dessert, eat it and try some of everyone else's at the table. I will drink wine and have an after dinner cordial.

If you are the kind of thin woman you describe above, I feel truly sorry for you. Those kind of thin women also swim with their heads out of the water so that they don't mess up their hair, if they swim at all. They know exactly what lighting and positioning makes them look best for sex, but they have no idea if they've ever had an orgasm.

There are other kinds of thin women though, who do eat and drink and enjoy it too.

Thin women, like thin men, watch their diet and exercise. What's the fucking mystery?

If you eat McNuggets, getting fat is the least of your worries. Chances are you sign your name with an X.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You can take me to several great restaurants where I will not only clean my plate, but I will have to fight the urge to lick it. I will order dessert, eat it and try some of everyone else's at the table. I will drink wine and have an after dinner cordial.

Um.... are you free for dinner tonight?

Sidd(very, very turned on)Finch

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Those kind of thin women also swim with their heads out of the water so that they don't mess up their hair,

Other than Hillary, maybe, I can think of no person or persons that I despise more than those Heads Out of the Water Swimming Bitches!

Whenever I see one (or more, of course they travel in packs), I pee in the pool. Word to the wise.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Yeah, like by having a kid.

Diamonds it is. How many would you like, my dear?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent point.

thanks. You know the old saying, you throw enough shit up against the wall and something's bound to stick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

You can take me to several great restaurants where I will not only clean my plate, but I will have to fight the urge to lick it. I will order dessert, eat it and try some of everyone else's at the table. I will drink wine and have an after dinner cordial.

Nothing beats a double of Gran Marnier. You get dessert and booze in one shot.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
thanks. You know the old saying, you throw enough shit up against the wall and something's bound to stick.

Yes, but you don't get the old saying "I was being sarcastic."

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um.... are you free for dinner tonight?

Sidd Finch

Hey, what about me?!?! I'll wear a skirt without underwear if that makes you think twice.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Other than Hillary, maybe, I can think of no person or persons that I despise more than those Heads Out of the Water Swimming Bitches!

Whenever I see one (or more, of course they travel in packs), I pee in the pool.* Word to the wise.**

*I peed in your pool! I peed in your pool! Yay!

**ABBA, you listening?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As someone who potentially could be an asian chick, I find your stereotypical comment offensive.

I bet you think you are a good driver, too? And please, don't even try to tell me there is no truth to DWA.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, but you don't get the old saying "I was being sarcastic."

It was a straight line set up for you. I'm feeling generous today.

Happy Holidays!