Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 65

Hank Chinaski · 06-15-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Dissent with the implication that they got bad after that. Although I agree that they were different with Shemp, the Stooges still put some quality stuff out.

When Joe and then Curly Joe DeRita came into the picture, though, they sucked.

Sebastian is always quick to mention that you also have to carve out the stuff from the Love Boat commercials.

Sparklehorse · 06-15-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
What doesn't last as long? The tongue action?

I assume that is the intended meaning. I think the point is that a vibrator can keep going as long as there are more batteries (or some other power source). Humans get tired eventually.

Not Bob · 06-15-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I assume that is the intended meaning. I think the point is that a vibrator can keep going as long as there are more batteries (or some other power source). Humans get tired eventually.

Sadly, Everready didn't seem to recognize the synergies that would result from marketing the Energizer Bunny to places like Babes in Toyland and Good Vibrations.

Sparklehorse · 06-15-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sadly, Everready didn't seem to recognize the synergies that would result from marketing the Energizer Bunny to places like Babes in Toyland and Good Vibrations.

Maybe you need to put on your Id sock to answer this one.

dtb · 06-15-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I assume that is the intended meaning. I think the point is that a vibrator can keep going as long as there are more batteries (or some other power source). Humans get tired eventually.

I would think it would get rather painful after a while (the battery-powered version). I agree with your friend. Of course in a pinch (heh), the crab thing is good to have on hand. Although, if you're using it on your hand, it might not be that relevant.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-15-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I would think it would get rather painful after a while (the battery-powered version).

So just moan some, and then roll it off of you. Bonus: Its feelings won't be hurt.

Hank Chinaski · 06-15-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I would think it would get rather painful after a while (the battery-powered version). I agree with your friend. Of course in a pinch (heh), the crab thing is good to have on hand. Although, if you're using it on your hand, it might not be that relevant.

Wouldn't an artificial tongue be to a real tongue like an artificial vagina is to a real one? That is, a pale imitation. I understand that with the artificial, you can have complete placement control. Still, I find that if I grab my partner by the hair and pull the head around, specific tongue placement is achievable naturally.

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

... I used to lament never doing anything but feeding my self gratification monster through college....

I have decided to lament not having fed my self gratification monster enough since college.

I intend to feed him thoroughly and relentlessly from this point forward.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 06-15-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That was most excellent. And that guy thinks he's going to get a date? And he loves to call people poltroons.

Too many LOLs in that forum.

NotFromHere · 06-15-2005, 11:35 AM

Schiavo autopsy report backs husband
Medical examiner says she suffered from 'irreversible' brain injury.

TAMPA, Fla. - In a victory for Michael Schiavo, a coroner who performed an autopsy on Terri Schiavo reported Wednesday that she suffered from an irreversible brain injury and would not have recovered as her parents insisted was possible.

What I'd really like to see is Michael Schiavo gathering these people together and saying a big "Fuck You - thanks for interfering in my life these past 10 years assholes. Mind your own fucking business next time."

Could that happen?

robustpuppy · 06-15-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So...what is the purpose of discrete[sic]? So you can use it at the office? During a meeting? Does it mean small package so that you can have it in your pocket at all times?

It's so that the TSA guys who are fondling your delicates with their unwashed hands turn to each other and say "what the fuck do you think this is?" rather than "hey, look, a vibrator, guess hubby doesn't do it for her, HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

dtb · 06-15-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wouldn't an artificial tongue be to a real tongue like an artificial vagina is to a real one? That is, a pale imitation. I understand that with the artificial, you can have complete placement control. Still, I find that if I grab my partner by the hair and pull the head around, specific tongue placement is achievable naturally.

Oh, wait a second. We're talking about artificial tongues? I didn't realize that. Forget everything I just said. That's kind of creepy (an artificial tongue).

Does pig-Latin count as an artificial tongue?

ltl/fb · 06-15-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
So I sent the link to this to a friend who asked "isn't a tongue much better? although it doesn't last as long..."

Opinions?

Apples and oranges -- it's a stupid comment (uh, no offense to your friend; well, whatever, offense works for me actually). Saying, "isn't a rabbit much better?" or "isn't the Magic Wand much better?" might be on point. Willing,* skilled tongues are not always available.

This post reminded me that I had a dream in which some guy actually did blow himself last night. Huh.

*Can you believe that there are guys in their 30s who don't like to do oral? WTF?

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apples and oranges -- it's a stupid comment (uh, no offense to your friend; well, whatever, offense works for me actually). Saying, "isn't a rabbit much better?" or "isn't the Magic Wand much better?" might be on point. Willing,* skilled tongues are not always available.

This post reminded me that I had a dream in which some guy actually did blow himself last night. Huh.

*Can you believe that there are guys in their 30s who don't like to do oral? WTF?

*Yes. (sigh)

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wouldn't an artificial tongue be to a real tongue like an artificial vagina is to a real one? That is, a pale imitation. I understand that with the artificial, you can have complete placement control. Still, I find that if I grab my partner by the hair and pull the head around, specific tongue placement is achievable naturally.

Does the artificial vagina come with a pistol? Because when you've hit that nadir, its time to consider just ending things. I can see banging a blow up doll (had a buddy in college who did that for cash... those photos will haunt him...[why his fraternity brothers paid for that act still troubles me]). There's some comedy and a "hey, I tried that" factor to such an act. Shit, you could use such an experience as an anecdote of a sort at the right sort of party... But the "pocket pussy" (which is improerly named, BTW) is the sort of thing you get when you're a 359lb mailman on disability, burning his days watching Skinemax and dreaming of "someday getting that RV running and going to see Montana." Its just time to end things.

Why not? Dan Ackroyd said on Letterman that he looks forward to seeing Belushi "on the other side." Sounds better than screwing a pocket pussy. But I wonder what age you are and what you look like after "crossing over"? I sent an email to the folks who write the "Left Behind" books looking for an answer. Tim LaHaye didn't answer, except to say we're all nude. I don't want to see Tim LaHaye nude. Which makes me very glad I'm an incorrigible sinner.