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09-20-2005, 09:10 PM
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#976
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Chesney-Zellweger
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Renee: Darling I had no idea your organ was so small.
Hubbie: Well dearest, you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a Cathedral.
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Isn't it that same scenario that ended your storybook relationship with T's sister? Or was that the impotence thing?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-20-2005, 09:13 PM
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#977
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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NYC
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The girls at the BYO joint were 15 - they had cellulite. Slave and I are having a cellulite free lunch.
The one with the club foot was killer, though, wasn't she? She's still there. I still want to know if that eyepatch is real, but I just can';t get drunk enough to maake the lunge... last guy to get grabby had a mysterious "brain hemorrage" tripping over a parking cone in the lot outside.
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Why would a strip club be BYO? They don't have those here, and I've never heard of it. Do they charge a big cover? Do the dancers have to pay the club? I just don't see the percentage.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2005, 09:13 PM
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#978
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Engorged
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Originally posted by nononono
I brushed against him at a NYC Ballet benefit once. Actually nice looking in person. And big - he's really tall.
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Accidentally, I am sure.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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09-20-2005, 09:16 PM
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#979
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
As Kurt Vonegut is headed to mine. I call him. Nobody can use him. I may have to rotate Richard Pryor off- I am starting to thin he will never die.
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I invented picking Vonnegut, but I have had 0 in 2 years
Maybe you'll be my lucky charm.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2005, 09:19 PM
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#980
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Chesney-Zellweger
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Isn't it that same scenario that ended your storybook relationship with T's sister? Or was that the impotence thing?
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no. that ended when I learned Ty and his "sister" had a similar similarity to Norman Bates and his Mom.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-21-2005 at 10:21 AM..
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09-20-2005, 09:30 PM
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#981
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chesney-Zellweger
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Renee: Darling I had no idea your organ was so small.
Hubbie: Well dearest, you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a Cathedral.
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I thought that was *our* little joke. |
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09-20-2005, 09:31 PM
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#982
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Location: Corner Office
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Chesney-Zellweger
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought that was *our* little joke.
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I think it actually was Henny Youngman's.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2005, 09:43 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,121
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NYC
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why would a strip club be BYO? They don't have those here, and I've never heard of it. Do they charge a big cover? Do the dancers have to pay the club? I just don't see the percentage.
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In Vegas, for example, it is because they are bottomless - that's the law. They charge $10 or so for a bottomless cup of soda (which is used as mixer by those thinking in advance and bringing a flask.
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Boogers!
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09-20-2005, 10:04 PM
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#984
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If last night was any indication, he's looking a bit Weekend At Bernie's these days.
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Poor Charlie is recovering from a recent bout with throat cancer, which is why he's looking as cadaverous as Keef lately.
STP - figures.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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09-20-2005, 11:37 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Gas
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Apparently his employer has now given him clearance to discuss assplay and scat during business hours. Lucky us!
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Define "business hours." |
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09-21-2005, 12:28 AM
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#986
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Unhelpful
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Did some dumb motherfucker not only open the ark of the covenant but also take a dump in it? Jesus.
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Not it. |
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09-21-2005, 01:01 AM
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#987
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I invented picking Vonnegut, but I have had 0 in 2 years
Maybe you'll be my lucky charm.
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He was great on The Daily Show the other night. Did anyone check out his list of liberal crap? I just tried and the link wasn't working.
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09-21-2005, 09:18 AM
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#988
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Define "business hours."
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How long can you sit on the toilet? |
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09-21-2005, 09:48 AM
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#989
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Fred should buy this.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who did she marry?
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Someone named Michael Robinson -- he may have been an old classmate, but I'm not sure. |
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09-21-2005, 09:49 AM
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#990
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't find the points made by people who open their posts "You are stupid" to be terribly interesting.
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You are stupid.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you lost me at "crazy".
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Do you find yourself saying this to everyone you know?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Besides, whats the point of arguing someone who can never admit he is wrong?
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It's better than arguing with someone who can't understand the argument in the first place.
And this is rich coming from the lunatic who responds with "post hoc," whenever she loses an argument.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
it just winds up bieng some tedious battle of attrition creating a scrollby highway ending up in the words "yankees rule and not bc of their stupendous payroll"
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You are stupid.
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