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12-12-2003, 05:25 PM
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#991
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I once had a boyfriend who bought me socks with jingle bells on them, and then wondered what they would sound like if I wore them during sex.
I haven't thought of this in years.
They sounded delightful.
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Hmmm. A scientific experiment is now necessary. Where does one purchase jingly accessories?
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12-12-2003, 05:25 PM
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#992
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Real Fashion Question!
[Dr. Nick Riviera] HEY EVERYBODY! [END Dr. Nick Riviera]
Who makes nice "athletic" cut shirts (for work)? I'm sick of my shirts poofing out at the waist. Just b/c you fatasses need the extra material around the belly doesn't mean I do*. And I'm not getting a tailor.
*fat baiting
You people are all lovely.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-12-2003, 05:26 PM
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#993
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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In other words
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is quite nice there. I've been enjoying it ever since I pleaded with people to just ignore the fucker and hopefully she'll go away. Hasn't worked yet.
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No, but I still like having her on my IL. I just scroll past people who quote her posts and it's like she's Not There.
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12-12-2003, 05:27 PM
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#994
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was trying to figure out if the bells would be too distracting, something I thought may be dependent upon the rythm and may vary (like mileage).
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If things go right, it might be like the rhythm of sleigh bells underlying the Christmas classic "Sleigh Ride"...
If things go awry, you might just get the horse whinny at the end.
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12-12-2003, 05:27 PM
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#995
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Speaking of Oy Vey
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No, but I got a bottle of Lagavulin, some Cohibas, 2 8balls and strippers on the way. You in?
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Stop it. I'm already depressed.
And I was supposed to be in A.C. this weekend enjoying a few of the above, but now I'm headed to some friend of wife's Xmas party.
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12-12-2003, 05:28 PM
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#996
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Real Fashion Question!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[Dr. Nick Riviera] HEY EVERYBODY! [END Dr. Nick Riviera]
Who makes nice "athletic" cut shirts (for work)? I'm sick of my shirts poofing out at the waist. Just b/c you fatasses need the extra material around the belly doesn't mean I do*. And I'm not getting a tailor.
*fat baiting
You people are all lovely.
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Pink. Best slim fit shirts available for the money.
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12-12-2003, 05:28 PM
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#997
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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In other words
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Originally posted by Not Me
There you go. Everyone who ever commented on the collective subpar driving abilities in the asian population is a klan member. You are caricture of a politically correct liberal. And you offend those who really are victims of the klan.
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When you act like a race baiting piece of shit, why do you seem surprised when people take you up on it?
Wait. Let me answer that. It's because you're a stupid race baiting piece of shit.
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12-12-2003, 05:30 PM
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#998
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by taxwonk
This from someone who actually pays for Johnny Blue Label?
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Nobody gets drunk enough to do something that stupid.
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12-12-2003, 05:31 PM
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#999
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,084
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george/cashman/pettitte
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I love it. You too. Amazing how if it's anti-Yankees, you eat that shit up. If it's pro-Yankees, it is evil and not to be trusted, full of lies and mostly made up.
You had no problem when I blamed Steinbrenner and Cashman for losing Pettitte. But when I read something about what Cashman said he did and I no longer place all the blame on Cashman and George, you come up with this.
Yankee fans may be arrogant, but you Sox fans are like rabid, brain-washed freaks.
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Look, the fact that Pettitte turned down more money from the Sox and the Yankees to play for the Astros suggests to me that he wanted to move to Houston and didn't care about the money. When athletes whine about wanting to feel more love from their teams, I am suspicious, except that some of them clearly have some issues to work through. See, e.g., Antoine Walker, just to pick another example from the past week. Or Nomar, but what's going on there is less clear to me. So, I suspect there was nothing the Yankees could do.
My post only went to the fact that you were quoting a CYA after-the-fact interview with Cashman to exonerate Cashman.
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12-12-2003, 05:31 PM
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#1000
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Real Fashion Question!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[Dr. Nick Riviera] HEY EVERYBODY! [END Dr. Nick Riviera]
Who makes nice "athletic" cut shirts (for work)? I'm sick of my shirts poofing out at the waist. Just b/c you fatasses need the extra material around the belly doesn't mean I do*. And I'm not getting a tailor.
*fat baiting
You people are all lovely.
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Try Donna Karan.
Homo.*
*No offense to the gay crowd. You know I love you. I just couldn't resist the fat baiting and well, being gay is aalomost as bad as being fat. So....
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12-12-2003, 05:31 PM
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#1001
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Food & Fat
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never order dessert anywhere. I'm an appetizer junkie. I sometimes order four or five appetizers instead of a meal. Its kinda like doing a tapas joint. I'm terribly indecisive and this ensures I get a little bit of everything I want.
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Ooh. My new FB crush. I dod the same thing, but its because te appetizers are better. I think chefs put more effort into them. Plus, I like lots of different flavors instead of a lot of the same thing.
And desserts suck ass.
Except for chocolate mousse.
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Boogers!
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12-12-2003, 05:31 PM
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#1002
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Happy Holidays
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Do you carry a pocketful of little pink paper umbrellas for those?
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Harumph. That's for tourists. Recipe notwithstanding, I serve all my cocktails in the same ceramic Tiki cups I stole from the Tonga Room when I was boozing there with Sammy, Dino and Frank when the Ocean's wrap party spilled into town in 1962.
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12-12-2003, 05:33 PM
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#1003
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Happy Holidays
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Harumph. That's for tourists. Recipe notwithstanding, I serve all my cocktails in the same ceramic Tiki cups I stole from the Tonga Room when I was boozing there with Sammy, Dino and Frank when the Ocean's wrap party spilled into town in 1962.
Mine, however, have visible penises.
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I used to have a couple of those for South Seas Night in college. Ah, the good old days. Nothing says tropic like sand on the basement floor soaking up the vomit.
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12-12-2003, 05:34 PM
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#1004
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Happy Holidays
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The good news: I have my own cocktail.
The better news: It's not a Pisco Sour.
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Pussy.
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The Grinch
½ oz freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tsp sugar syrup
2 oz Midori liqueur
Frozen maraschino cherry
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The only alcohol in this drink is Midori liqueur. I don't think that even rises to the level of chick drink. It's more like a Shirley Temple plus.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-12-2003, 05:35 PM
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#1005
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
If things go right, it might be like the rhythm of sleigh bells underlying the Christmas classic "Sleigh Ride"...
If things go awry, you might just get the horse whinny at the end.
Whoa. Indeed.
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I doubt I'd make it past the chestnuts popping part.
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