Lamest k race win ever

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Natalie Portman. What other choice is there?

So, YOU are the mythical Lactation Lover?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Wow. This is the opposite of helpful.

Spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Adder

This is the explanation of the Planet Money cute animal experiment from awhile back.

The slow loris would've gotten fewer votes had they shown the video of it eating worms linked in that article. Though I did learn from that video that the slow loris has opposable thumbs.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

If she were completely free of all disease would you still say no? Is there some kind of residual whore residue you're squicked out by?

TM

I'd say yes, and I'd also like to call dibs on Cletus' turn if there is a FB gangbang with her.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Can someone please tell me the field in which most people love their jobs?.

Most of the people I meet in the wine industry seem to like their jobs quite a bit.

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I would like to buy tickets for the April 17 match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona. It's in Madrid. The Real Madrid site appears to only offer advance tickets for the next few matches, and since this game is likely to be sold out fairly soon, I think I will have to buy tickets through a third party. Does anyone know of a reputable third-party online agent, who will not sell me fakes?

Any info would be much appreciated, thank you.

No idea, but I'll see what the collective wisdom on the Celtic board is.

Probably along the lines of "nae luck, hen," but it's worth a try.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by ironweed

No idea, but I'll see what the collective wisdom on the Celtic board is.

Probably along the lines of "nae luck, hen," but it's worth a try.

Hepful, thank you!

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

That said, I would be happier as Megan Fox's highly compensated love toy than I am as a lawyer, so where's my fucking pony?

Megan Fox has sex with ponies?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Sorry lady, I am off the market. If gwinky were to offer unlimited bananas as well, then I might be able to make an economic argument with the missus, but still probably not.

So what you're saying is that you're spotless?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Can someone please tell me the field in which most people love their jobs? Jobs suck. Working sucks. Having to work to make enough money to keep a lifestyle you like sucks.

I'd be disappointed if my kids ended up being lawyers. It's not that I don't like this job. I like it a lot (relative to other jobs, particularly other jobs where I can live the way I do), and so while I would discourage someone who I thought would be unhappy I don't feel the need to point out that lots of lawyers are unhappy.

I just think it would show a disappointing lack of originality. And I'd have to question whether they were following me, or doing what they really wanted to do.

Chefs in general tend to like what they do, notwithstanding the incredibly long hours, the sweatbox atmosphere of your typical restaurant kitchen, the lack of real money unless you hit it big. I have also found that most artists tend to enjoy their jobs as well. Just two examples, chosen because they appeal most to me (and, not coincidentally, to the Monster).

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I've known a lot of unhappy business owners -- often the ones whose business failed, though not exclusively. I wouldn't put a percentage on it, though I also wouldn't put a percentage on unhappy lawyers.

I also know a lot of lawyers who are business owners. Don't know how many of the "let the help do the work," but I don't know many successful business owners who do that either.

I guess what I'm saying is this: That when people bitch about how miserable it is to be a lawyer, and the happy alternative they describe includes things like lords, kings, and the kind of business owners who make a lot of money without working, I have to wonder if these were people who expected a pony for their fourth birthday.

That said, I would be happier as Megan Fox's highly compensated love toy than I am as a lawyer, so where's my fucking pony?

I would go to photography or cooking school if I had it to do over again. Or open a bookstore that specialized in old and rare books, particularly cult classics.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

So, YOU are the mythical Lactation Lover?

Huh?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Huh?

Portman is preggo.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Portman is preggo.

Ah. I can work with that.

[pony_trekker]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

That said, I would be happier as Megan Fox's highly compensated love toy than I am as a lawyer, so where's my fucking pony?

Right here motherfucker.

And Wonk, fucking Natalie Portman would be like fucking a 12 year old.