Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 70

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 06-15-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My boyfriend my senior year in college was an athlete. We fucked just about everywhere on campus that we could find his jersey number, including every classroom with that number and that particular yard line in the Carrier Dome.

I still think of him whenever I catch a glance of the clock and the minutes are that number.

I hope you discovered the joys of the Dewey decimal system.

(With all this talk of library sex, I may need to head home early today.)

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The last time this was an option, I was 21. God, I need to be 21 again.

Can you work as a first mate? We sail to Venezuala Monday at ten. I pay full health insurance, but you have to pay for the copter to the hospital.

Sidd Finch · 06-15-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jesus Christ, Sebby, I've had more fun in the past year or so than I did in four years of college, and I'm looking forward to a lot more. Yes, I'd love to recapture that feeling of endless possibility that I had back then, but you can't hold on to that past, say, 25, anyway.

Hormones on an upswing today?

Shape Shifter · 06-15-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can you work as a first mate? We sail to Venezuala Monday at ten. I pay full health insurance, but you have to pay for the copter to the hospital.

Do you realize how bored you'd get on a boat?

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was in a conservative fraternity on a conservative campus. Of the 200 or so guys in my frat over that time, I think there were maybe 2 open Democrats, and they came from politically prominent families. The guys I knew, including those active in conservative politics, were just like regular college students. They drank, did drugs, had sex, and assisted in getting their girlfriends abortions when pregnancy ensued. One was regularly introduced at Republican gatherings as the future governor (presumably this stopped later when he came out of the closet). Most of them were conservatives simply because that is the way they were raised.

However, I did know some genuine freaks. One summer, I worked in the oilfields in East Texas. Also working there were 2 other guys from my school, each from separate, but respectable, fraternities. One (whom I'll call "Charles") was a genuine bible thumper whose dad was a high-ranking executive in my mom's company, so I had to be nice to him. The three of us would hit the bars together after work. Charles didn't drink, which is fine, except he had to call attention to it. We'd order beers and Charles would announce brightly, "I'll have a beeeeeeeeeg glass of ice water!"

One night Charles & I went cruising Highway 80 (small town, not much else to do). We met some girls, picked up some beer and followed them back to their apartment. Charles went back into the bedroom with one, while I made out with the other one on the sofa. Pretty soon, Charles came out of the bedroom, said I needed to take him home, and stormed out to the car.

I was pretty pissed that he was interfering with my fun, but I went out to the car to see what was wrong. Turns out he had just lost his virginity and needed to go home to shower. He felt dirty.

You punched him in the mouth, right? You are required to punch on the face people who fuck up "buddy hook ups." I had a shot at a supermodel - I mean, a real out-of-my-league rock star hottie - a few years back. Dipshit buddy of mine who was hooking up with her friend said something so awful to her friend that her friend threw both of us out of the house. Still burns me up. You only get so many of those chances...

ltl/fb · 06-15-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you realize how bored you'd get on a boat?

With booze, b'n'b, and blow? Bosh on your "boring boat."

robustpuppy · 06-15-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you realize how bored you'd get on a boat?

Nah. Shit is always going wrong on a boat. And weather. Weather can be very exciting and unpredictable. Plus, even when it's dead calm, there's always the odd chance of being taken hostage.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you realize how bored you'd get on a boat?

A boat, naked, with freak guests and a crew of hot chicks who enjoy getting twisted. I could hack that gig for about a year. Or until it fell off.

Or I pulled a Natlie Wood.

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you realize how bored you'd get on a boat?

You've been doing it wrong.

Sidd Finch · 06-15-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You punched him in the mouth, right? You are required to punch on the face people who fuck up "buddy hook ups." I had a shot at a supermodel - I mean, a real out-of-my-league rock star hottie - a few years back. Dipshit buddy of mine who was hooking up with her friend said something so awful to her friend that her friend threw both of us out of the house. Still burns me up. You only get so many of those chances...

What did he say?

robustpuppy · 06-15-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
What did he say?

Yes, do tell. Sidd needs better material than this hormone nonsense.

Shape Shifter · 06-15-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nah. Shit is always going wrong on a boat. And weather. Weather can be very exciting and unpredictable. Plus, even when it's dead calm, there's always the odd chance of being taken hostage.

Weather is boring. Rain? Seen it. Waves? Nothing but up and down. As for the hostage issue, I've seen Dead Calm and I think sebby is a little more Hughie than John.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 06-15-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Weather is boring. Rain? Seen it. Waves? Nothing but up and down. As for the hostage issue, I've seen Dead Calm and I think sebby is a little more Hughie than John.

And no libraries.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
What did he say?

"Its no big deal. Its just sex."

Or at least thats what he claimed later. I'm sure there was more to it, as he was blazing shitfaced.

robustpuppy · 06-15-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Its no big deal. Its just sex."

Or at least thats what he claimed later. I'm sure there was more to it, as he was blazing shitfaced.

Hmm, I'm thinking he might have said, "I don't fucking care if I have whiskey dick, there's no fucking way I'm licking THAT."