Lamest k race win ever - Page 71

dtb · 02-07-2011, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Boom!

TM

Who-LEE crap. That ass is enormous. It's bigger than mine!

You couldn't really tell from that Brigitte-Bardot-on-steroids pose Less posted, but DAMN! -- that is one big booty.

Adder · 02-07-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Have I mentioned that I live in the whitest whitey-town that ever whited?

You moved to Minnesota? And we haven't luncheoned? I'm offended (you know I'd tell the board you're hot, right?).

Hank Chinaski · 02-07-2011, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Who-LEE crap. That ass is enormous. It's bigger than mine!

this is probably like when I was first posting here- I was going out of my way to appear stupid- and I mean, I was doing pretty well, then GGG signed up ad I was a middling idiot all of a sudden

Hank Chinaski · 02-07-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF

I loved the imagery of Detroit getting fisted.

actually the fist points at windsor, so it's fisting Canadians, or a symbol of Joe Louis and his legacy: one of the two.

Hank Chinaski · 02-07-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Is that like x-c skiing, but on a machine?

Have I mentioned that I live in the whitest whitey-town that ever whited? My son and stepdaughter participate in x-c skiing at their public school.

They are in the third grade. There are 36 kids in the entire grade, and 3 classrooms of 12 kids each. In the entire third grade.

XC skiing catches two types- hippies and the French. Get your kids out of that and put them on a basketball court or an ice rink. YWIA

Pretty Little Flower · 02-07-2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

XC skiing catches two types- hippies and the French. Get your kids out of that and put them on a basketball court or an ice rink. YWIA

Once again, I implore you to do even a modest amount of research before you post. It will improve your post quality immensely. Hippies and the French? I understand that what you mean to say is that any sport that seems to be popular with Europeans is for pussy fags and is objectively inferior to good old real American sports that you happen to like, but you could make your point much more persuasively if you weren't just pulling your arguments out of your incontinent-while-running ass. Just for fun, I will share with you the results of my recent exploration of x-country ski racing. I would describe what happened, but picture is worth a thousand words. Here's 5,000 words for you, with 5,000 more to follow:

Pretty Little Flower · 02-07-2011, 10:33 PM

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Once again, I implore you to do even a modest amount of research before you post. It will improve your post quality immensely. Hippies and the French? I understand that what you mean to say is that any sport that seems to be popular with Europeans is for pussy fags and is objectively inferior to good old real American sports that you happen to like, but you could make your point much more persuasively if you weren't just pulling your arguments out of your incontinent-while-running ass. Just for fun, I will share with you the results of my recent exploration of x-country ski racing. I would describe what happened, but picture is worth a thousand words. Here's 5,000 words for you, with 5,000 more to follow:

Part Deux:

Adder · 02-07-2011, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Once again, I implore you to do even a modest amount of research before you post. It will improve your post quality immensely. Hippies and the French? I understand that what you mean to say is that any sport that seems to be popular with Europeans is for pussy fags and is objectively inferior to good old real American sports that you happen to like, but you could make your point much more persuasively if you weren't just pulling your arguments out of your incontinent-while-running ass. Just for fun, I will share with you the results of my recent exploration of x-country ski racing. I would describe what happened, but picture is worth a thousand words. Here's 5,000 words for you, with 5,000 more to follow:

So you fell down and then tripped the guy who was going to pass you, and that makes you less of a french pussy? Indeed.

Hank Chinaski · 02-07-2011, 11:05 PM

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Part Deux:

I miss paigow so much, but when I realize how sad it would make her to read your posts, well I'm glad she isn't here.

Fugee · 02-07-2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

You moved to Minnesota? And we haven't luncheoned? I'm offended (you know I'd tell the board you're hot, right?).

Seriously. DTB doesn't know from uber white if she doesn't live in rural Minnesota.

Penske 2.0 · 02-08-2011, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I miss paigow so much, but when I realize how sad it would make her to read your posts, well I'm glad she isn't here.

I feel good that I never let her down.

True to the game. Always.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-08-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder

So you fell down and then tripped the guy who was going to pass you, and that makes you less of a french pussy? Indeed.

I took it that he's trying to demonstrate that the guy with red sleeves took a dive himself, and then the guy in royal blue decided to come in studs up. So he's tough, like a futbol-er.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-08-2011, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Who-LEE crap. That ass is enormous. It's bigger than mine!

You couldn't really tell from that Brigitte-Bardot-on-steroids pose Less posted, but DAMN! -- that is one big booty.

Different girl.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 02-08-2011, 09:28 AM

so some friends invited us to spend the week in their timeshare on Lido Key, outside Sarasota. It's nice to be out of Detroit, even though it is a beautiful strong city, because there's too much snow.

But this place here is sort of creepy. I've never been to "old people" Florida before. I've been to Orlando and Marco and where ever the space center is, but this is a whole nother game.

The idea of being younger than 85% of the people walking around wouldn't have bothered me conceptually, but in practice it bums me out, like I can't enjoy the day, I just worry about my future- sometimes I'll see some woman a block away and think, well here comes someone in her 30s, but then she'll get close and it's just a person who dresses and make-ups wrong, but who is 70. when I'm 80 will that be hot to me? Hope not- I also hope I'm not one the men with long hair and tight jeans.

in fact, I can't image wanting to be in a place like this when I am 70 at all. I'm much rather be in tcotu fading away than around my "peers." fucking creepy.

but again, it is nice to be out of the snow (hi Flower!)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 02-08-2011, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just worry about my future- sometimes I'll see some woman a block away and think, well here comes someone in her 30s, but then she'll get close and it's just a person who dresses and make-ups wrong, but who is 70.

You may need other things, but you definitely need a better prescription.