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Nut Case, Sensitive · 07-12-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Trick question. Can't divide by zero.

1) x = y
2) x^2 = xy
3) x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2
4) (x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y)
5) x + y = y
6) 2y = y
7) 2 = 1

NutS!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-12-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Trick question. Can't divide by zero.

169 on the internets.

I am second dumbest. It's like being Vice-Asshole in the drinking game "Asshole".

Penske_Account · 07-13-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I have no idea why you're dragging me into this conversation.

If the tongue fits......

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-13-2005, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If the tongue fits......

You must acquit?

taxwonk · 07-13-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't like the cat watching me jack off. He's a friend. I wouldn't jack off in front of my male friends. Once I whack off in front of the cat, the relationship is ruined. I've no respect for him.

Now, the fat dumb female cat we have... I could probably fire one off in front of her. problem is, she'd probably try to...

No. No. I'm just going to stop writing right... now.

Thank you.

taxwonk · 07-13-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As for sex in front of the pets, it can be rather disconcerting to look over mid-act and see gigantic labrador eyes, perfectly level with your grinding pelvises, staring at you. Now I would think a border collie or a german shepherd could handle it, but the dumb-faced yellow labrador actually looks confused and traumatized. Not that it stops me, but it has sometimes thrown me off for a moment.

I also have scars from this time that a rambunctious kitten got very jealous about the attention someone else was getting and scratched and bit my feet while they were hanging off the bed. Naughty little cat.

See, now if you'd written "naughty little pussy" I could have responded with "That's what she was thinking." You have to improve your set-ups.

Not Bob · 07-13-2005, 11:33 AM

Putting Up Buildings, Tearing Down Builders

Construction guy #1: Hey, pretty boy! Whatcha got under that skirt?
Guy in skirt: Your girlfriend's fantasy.
Construction guy #2: Oh, shit. He got you there, dude.

--Broadway & 39th

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-13-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Thank you.

Hey, it beats hairy puffy nipple discussion.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-13-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
169 on the internets.

I am second dumbest. It's like being Vice-Asshole in the drinking game "Asshole".

I unfortunately know what my IQ was when I was little. I took an online IQ test a month or so ago. Do not do that. It is not good to see the damage ten thousand cocktails will do distilled to a number. Mensa was always a plane ride away, but now its a jumbo jet, with a couple layovers...

robustpuppy · 07-13-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
See, now if you'd written "naughty little pussy" I could have responded with "That's what she was thinking." You have to improve your set-ups.

Why, so I can be High Empress of the Obvious?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-13-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I unfortunately know what my IQ was when I was little. I took an online IQ test a month or so ago. Do not do that. It is not good to see the damage ten thousand cocktails will do distilled to a number. Mensa was always a plane ride away, but now its a jumbo jet, with a couple layovers...

I took one of those online tests and scored in the 160s - I don't think I'm that smart, so the test must be flawed.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 07-13-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I unfortunately know what my IQ was when I was little. I took an online IQ test a month or so ago. Do not do that. It is not good to see the damage ten thousand cocktails will do distilled to a number. Mensa was always a plane ride away, but now its a jumbo jet, with a couple layovers...

Dude, you can get into Mensa based on your SATs if you took them before the mid '90s. (Do not ask how I know this.) I'd wager a lot of us can get into Mensa based on that. If one wanted to, of course.

But take comfort that it's not the cocktails, just that you're getting old. There's a reason that IQ tests are only considered useful for children.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-13-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Dude, you can get into Mensa based on your SATs if you took them before the mid '90s. (Do not ask how I know this.) I'd wager a lot of us can get into Mensa based on that. If one wanted to, of course.

this is true. I am a member based on my LSATs.
Mensans are, in general, a bunch of weirdos.

notcasesensitive · 07-13-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is true. I am a member based on my LSATs.
Mensans are, in general, a bunch of weirdos.

Trying to wrestle the Queen* of the Obvious title away from rp, I see.

(by posting this, did I put myself in the running?)

*High Empress, whatev

Shape Shifter · 07-13-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I unfortunately know what my IQ was when I was little. I took an online IQ test a month or so ago. Do not do that. It is not good to see the damage ten thousand cocktails will do distilled to a number. Mensa was always a plane ride away, but now its a jumbo jet, with a couple layovers...

You only need a 163 LSAT to get in. http://www.us.mensa.org/join_mensa/testscores.php3
Hell, I'm dumbest, and even I qualify.