Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
According to a quiz on a site that appears to be dedicated to a teen aged version of The Rules and may have had some input from the former Ms. Vermont, Katy Johnson, I'm not datable.

Dateless.
The mystery is gone. You've probably told him everything about you so why would he want to see you again? But it's not too late. Start talking less and listening more. Let him bring up things to talk about. Ask him questions about him. Stop talking about yourself so much. There is plenty of time for him to get to know you. Practice thinking about him and take your eyes off yourself so much.

http://www.rudateable.com/quiz.php

ETA: wish, command Flower

Danger Zone!
You're close to really losing it. Don't let your hormones take over. To be a man you have to control how far you go. Right now you're way off.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
That's only for those too dimwitted to invest in good lingerie starting at a young age.

Take care of them, they'll take care of you. And whomever else you choose.

Not true. Bras cannot overcome the effects of gravity and just general loss of elasticity of tissue that occurs with age. Bras certainly cannot overcome the damage of breast feeding.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bnb

Its a foul truth this sock utters, but most of the board would agree that I am mainly correct when I say that ti hitnk the sock thinks your anger begets jealousy. If you dont believe me, ask Sebby, wherever he is.

Yes, but I think I'm mainly correct when I say that most guys want the breasticles to bounce when she's on top. Those fake ones are anti-Newtonian.

Especially if they get going in different directions.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, but I think I'm mainly correct when I say that most guys want the breasticles to bounce when she's on top. Those fake ones are anti-Newtonian.

Especially if they get going in different directions.

My hu went one way and my la went the other.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, but I think I'm mainly correct when I say that most guys want the breasticles to bounce when she's on top. Those fake ones are anti-Newtonian.

If the woman has capsular contracture, that is true. The older silicone implants resulted in capsular contracture at alarmingly high rates. But if there is no capsular contracture, which is relatively uncommon with saline and the newer cohesive silicone gels, they bounce and jiggle just like natural breasts.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bnb

Its a foul truth this sock utters, but most of the board would agree that I am mainly correct when I say that ti hitnk the sock thinks your anger begets jealousy. If you dont believe me, ask Sebby, wherever he is.

Nah. My tits are still fabulous.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Have we done this before?

http://www.stomps.org/Quizzes/Jimmy/

"You're Kip Bloder. You and your brother are two idiots who have nothing better to do than sit at a bar and make perverted jokes, usually ending in both of you getting slapped. But that's okay, b/c somehow, you guys can laugh at anything."



That's about right.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah. My tits are still fabulous.

Ditto.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah. My tits are still fabulous.

Sight, please.


Willing to show her tits is at least as good as being interested.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
According to a quiz on a site that appears to be dedicated to a teen aged version of The Rules and may have had some input from the former Ms. Vermont, Katy Johnson, I'm not datable.

http://www.rudateable.com/quiz.php

Hit or miss mysterious,
Cool. You've left some of the mystery there for him to discover about you. You might still need to back off from being the one who starts things all the time though. Let him get to the chase part of the relationship. He's a guy, let him act like one. You know what you need to do. Half the time you do it. Try to act more mysterious more often. He'll love it.

However, I'm apparently much more datable as a man:

You da man.
But don't get cockey. You have to really be tough and keep hanging on to self-control. You are totally focused the right way, keep it up. You are being a man.

BR(must have been the "I'll molest you until you tell me to stop" thing)C

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fabulous. We are now debating the with the fake woman about "her" fake fake breasts. I almost miss finding out which NYT op/ed columnists you all are.

HA! That one was definitely in the "all-time low" category (along with the "I was soooooooooo drunk, dude" stories).

[Replaced_Texan]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...wan_mcgregor_3

So Ewan MacGregor and Charley Boorman are leaving this week for an around the world trip from London to NYC (heading east) on their motorcycles. Only non-motorcycle travel planned thus far is the Channel ferry and another ferry across the Bering Strait. I thought it sounded very cool until I read the "camera crew" and "tv series" part of the article. I liked the "We're not very good at filling in forms and stuff like that. ...The idea of queuing to get visas and all that was just ..." confession, cuz it sounded sort of and they shall know our velocity-ish, but I think the TV aspect sort of takes away from the whole concept.

Anyhow, if I had the money, and more importantly, the time, I would love to get a jeep and follow the old Camino Real down to Chile and back again. Alternatively, I'd love to hike the Appalachain trail.

So, given, say 4 or 5 months and adequate funding, where would you concentrate your travels, and how?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
HA! That one was definitely in the "all-time low" category (along with the "I was soooooooooo drunk, dude" stories).

As the poster who put up that NYT op/ed poll, I am sorry. Mea culpa.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
As the poster who put up that NYT op/ed poll, I am sorry. Mea culpa.

I still want to know who the guy who banged both the guy and the girl at the party in the Dude Where's My Car...? poll was.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Danger Zone!
You're close to really losing it. Don't let your hormones take over. To be a man you have to control how far you go. Right now you're way off.

Hit or miss mysterious,
Cool. You've left some of the mystery there for him to discover about you. You might still need to back off from being the one who starts things all the time though. Let him get to the chase part of the relationship. He's a guy, let him act like one. You know what you need to do. Half the time you do it. Try to act more mysterious more often. He'll love it.