Stuck on Repeats

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Good lord. And I thought Not Bob was low-class.

You applebees swells think you're hot stuff, but some of us are still willing to eat a knish off the street for lunch and wash it down with malt.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

True. We are the Hardcastle & McCormick of the FB. Or maybe the the Ten Speed & Brown Shoe.

Whichever. I still appreciate the guidance you gave me re who is, and isn't, a Riot Grrl. Invaluable advice, mon ami.

Another response! Because I found the perfect book for you:

http://www.girlstothefront.com/

Riot Grrrl retrospective. Praised by Kathleen Hanna and Johanna Fateman! Decribed as "stirring" and "eloquent" by Bitch magazine! And here is an excerpt from the bio of the author:

I grew up in the suburbs of Washington, DC, where I attended Riot Grrrl meetings, wrote a zine, and joined my first punk rock band. Since then, I’ve lived in a 64-person vegetarian co-op in Ohio, an anarchist utopian community in Philadelphia, an urban homestead in upstate New York, and several friends’ spare rooms in Portland, Oregon, as well as an array of Brooklyn lofts and apartments.

You're welcome.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Ha! I love those guys, I saw them when they opened up for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with a set they did while we were all waiting on line for the Port-O-Lavs at the county fair. It was a little more edgy, though, and had something to do with race relations and languages spoken at the corner store. Anyway, what are they odds that they'd have the same middle name?

Yeah right. Like you "thinly-sliced-prosciutto, roasted red pepper and balsamic vinegar sandwich"-eating-motherfuckers ever use biffies at the county fair. Or anywhere, for that matter.

Because you are an Action Bronson fan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAQ9xQQHeQ

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Yeah right. Like you "thinly-sliced-prosciutto, roasted red pepper and balsamic vinegar sandwich"-eating-motherfuckers ever use biffies at the county fair. Or anywhere, for that matter.

Because you are an Action Bronson fan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAQ9xQQHeQ

It is fun to ride in a car from Manhattan to Brooklyn on an unseasonably warm day with the windows open and that song turned up, so that you and your friend both shout "slow motion snatch a snapper out the ocean" at the same time, grinning like idiots. It's the little things.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

As a corollary, Indian food, i.e. goop, sucks ass.

LessinGoa

I ate kangaroo Monday night. It was really good.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by ironweed

It is fun to ride in a car from Manhattan to Brooklyn on an unseasonably warm day with the windows open and that song turned up, so that you and your friend both shout "slow motion snatch a snapper out the ocean" at the same time, grinning like idiots. It's the little things.

For the first time ever, for a fleeting moment, you almost seemed human to me.

Almost.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I ate kangaroo Monday night. It was really good.

I have a friend who went into labor shortly after eating kangaroo.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I have a friend who went into labor shortly after eating kangaroo.

I was going to go into Labor, but then a prosciutto sandwich rendered me unelectable. May-o!

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I was going to go into Labor, but then a prosciutto sandwich rendered me unelectable. May-o!

You need to hire Walt "Clyde" Frazier to direct your campaign and promote the message: "Delectable AND Electable!"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

You guys have been pretty funny over the past few days. I award you one internet.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

When I hear, "That Mexican place must be good because Mexicans go there," I think, "Yeah, and white people go to Denny's." -- Sherman Alexie

Granted, Sherman Alexie is not an MOT, confusing first name notwithstanding.

Neither is Sherman Helmsley, as far as I know.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

You guys have been pretty funny over the past few days. I award you one internet.

You start handing out awards willy-nilly like that and people start resting on their laurels. Make them earn it next time.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Jewish deli food is the worst food in the world with the possible exception of what passes for "Irish" food in this country, and apparently lutefisk. And the rancor and recrimination that surrounds its preparation and consumption make it even less attractive. I don't want to blow anyone's mind, but in an Italian deli you can put cheese on your sandwich. It's a pretty impressive innovation.

I'm pretty sure German "cuisine" can give Irish food a run for it's money.

Originally Posted by dtb

I'm pretty sure German "cuisine" can give Irish food a run for it's money.

Bite your (boiled) tongue! Wurst is the best, and other similarly horrible puns.

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

You start handing out awards willy-nilly like that and people start resting on their laurels. Make them earn it next time.

Killed the board for two hours with that fanboy shit.