A sad, constant bid for attention

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've been thinking about subtle advertising lately.
.....

Oh, I filed for a patent application just today. So if you're planning on stealing the idea forget it.

I have read this before. Did you crib it from another website?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Indeed, but what could Hank do that would result in such a generous and thoughful thank you gift? I invented the Motor City Bagel, so I don't need anymore of those. I am far out of my Tigers cap phase.

A Ted Nugent mixed CD?

Stop posting for a day?

TM

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's very cute. I never had a boyfriend in high school, so I think I'll be safe from any rekindled romances at my upcoming 15th reunion at the end of next month.

At least two couples from my class who had never dated in high school started dating after a reunion and later married. Be afraid, be very afraid!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh, for heaven's sake. You are not really saying that "Sunny is prettier than me" is correct, are you? Because it's not. It. Is. Not. And that's all I have to say on the matter.

I so totally am, although I freely admit that I don't speak Canadian.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop posting for a day?

TM

I have Hank on ignore, so that one does not provide any added value.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's awesome. (I have just been the non-coked up recipient of the coke sex). But it was really really good.

Coke sex is great. Talk about jacked up, I once had coke sex at Plato's retreat (did the coke before)

For a few hours, I thought I was going to be that operation dude's control group.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But when a chick is a full on zero... like, I mean, a complete fucking waste - no career, dumb as a stump... all the things you'd use to quantify a man as a loser, what do you call her?

Honey?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Prettier than I.

Correct. Always add the silent verb.

Sunny is prettier than I [am].

I also hate the use of the word myself.

WRONG: She and myself went to Plato's.

RIGHT: [She and] I went to Plato's, tried the pool, the mat room, then the private room.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Coke sex is great. Talk about jacked up, I once had coke sex at Plato's retreat (did the coke before)

For a few hours, I thought I was going to be that operation dude's control group.

Come to think of it, I could use some coke sex at Platos. Or some coke. Or some sex.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's awesome. (I have just been the non-coked up recipient of the coke sex). But it was really really good.

I disagree with the great white north chick on that one. Must vary by the individual, but being the non-coke-doing participant does nothing for me. And I don't have tons of experience with the coke, but my recollection is that I would not want to be the coke-doing participant either.

I agree with Sebby.

(I had to go back and reread the quoted post because when I read it the first time, I thought gwnc was saying "just" as in recently, but I now understand it as "just" as in only.)

[ltl/fb]

Just so everyone knows, I think all of you look like your avatars. Even when I actually know what you look like IRL, when I read the post, I think of each of you as the applicable avatar. Except maybe RT, but only because it's very hard to think of someone as an orange Texas with a radiation symbol. And I still think of NFH as the Danica picture, and Pony as the Star Wars picture.

Edited to qualify statement and delete quoted post since it had nothing to do with what I am am talking about.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I disagree with the great white north chick on that one. Must vary by the individual, but being the non-coke-doing participant does nothing for me. And I don't have tons of experience with the coke, but my recollection is that I would not want to be the coke-doing participant either.

I agree with Sebby.

(I had to go back and reread the quoted post because when I read it the first time, I thought gwnc was saying "just" as in recently, but I now understand it as "just" as in only.)

I, too, read "just" as "recently." I figured the well-endowed young bf had done a few lines over the weekend.

I have mixed feelings on this one. I tend to agree with Sebby and B n B that coke sex is hardly the best sex. That said, I'm also with Pony, in that I'd like some coke. Or some sex. Or some coke sex.

Now 'shroom sex...

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just so everyone knows, I think all of you look like your avatars. Even when I actually know what you look like IRL, when I read the post, I think of each of you as the applicable avatar. Except maybe RT, but only because it's very hard to think of someone as an orange Texas with a radiation symbol. And I still think of NFH as the Danica picture, and Pony as the Star Wars picture.

Edited to qualify statement and delete quoted post since it had nothing to do with what I am am talking about.

Fwiw, ftr, I look nothing like the Carbona logo.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fwiw, ftr, I look nothing like the Carbona logo.

Well, but you do. Or you look like a textual blue logo with some starry/bubbly/firecrackery stuff near it.

I hope your kids take after your wife. I can't imagine the teasing they get if they look like you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, but you do. Or you look like a textual blue logo with some starry/bubbly/firecrackery stuff near it.

I hope your kids take after your wife. I can't imagine the teasing they get if they look like you.

I look like my avatar, except when I'm shifting shapes.