Stuck on Repeats

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Whether something is awesome does not strongly correlate to whether it is popular. See also most of my other opinions.

I am sure you will be the most awesome candidate on the ballot.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

O.K., because last time I asked someone to hold the bacon, it ended up in a hostile environment lawsuit.

John Q. Public: When I say, "hold the bacon," I just want somebody to hold the freakin' bacon, ya know?

Joe Q. Sixpack: She could hold my bacon anytime, knowwhatI'msayin?

John Q. Public: Just leave the freakin' bacon off the freakin' sandwich. Is that so hard?

Joe Q. Sixpack: That's what she said.

John Q. Public: Fuck you. You gonna finish that pesto?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

O.K., because last time I asked someone to hold the bacon, it ended up in a hostile environment lawsuit.

I thought you liked bacon? Were they just trying to give you too much? More than you could handle?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Whether something is awesome does not strongly correlate to whether it is popular. See also most of my other opinions.

Maybe. But we weren't talking about awesome. You were talking about how cheese on cold sandwiches mystifies you. I don't understand how someone could be mystified by the common.

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

ETA the phrase "roast beef and cheese" now makes me TUALBIMM. This was not a reflex I had before we started this discussion, but now I have to live with it.

Blame paigow.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Because that ain't how it works. But I won't poke holes in this facade you've built to convince others that you sit in a bar, reading a book, picking up women who can't wait to talk to you.

TM

Look, I don't carry around books as a prop, I carry around books because I get bored on the subway. And sometimes I want to go into a bar for a drink but don't really want to talk with anyone and it provides a good excuse to ignore people. It's not like I Adder out or anything.

I've found books of crosswords to be very effective. You have to put up with annoyance of some chick who thinks she's smart writing in wrong answers, but hey, there are other puzzles in the book.

This may not work in places populated by former reality tv people. It works better in places where people read, or at least have heard of books.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Is that a euphemism?

Is this what you've sunk to in order to win Internets from Coltrane?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

O.K., because last time I asked someone to hold the bacon, it ended up in a hostile environment lawsuit.

How many Internets do you need? Just stop.

Someone needed to hold your bacon on this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Look, I don't carry around books as a prop, I carry around books because I get bored on the subway. And sometimes I want to go into a bar for a drink but don't really want to talk with anyone and it provides a good excuse to ignore people. It's not like I Adder out or anything.

I've found books of crosswords to be very effective. You have to put up with annoyance of some chick who thinks she's smart writing in wrong answers, but hey, there are other puzzles in the book.

This may not work in places populated by former reality tv people. It works better in places where people read, or at least have heard of books.

Ha. You're hilarious. It's almost like you forgot we met.

I no longer pick up women in bars. But when I was, I found that talking to the chicks I was interested in was pretty effective. But then again, when I want to read, I go somewhere that makes sense and isn't filled with people talking and drinking. When I want to read and drink, I go home. Hell, I never tried sitting at a bar, reading and ignoring as an approach. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this who wasn't specifically waiting for someone else. But what do I know? I guess I just live in a place filled with former reality tv people instead of people who call other people nigger-lovers. But you'll understand if I'm not itchin' to move.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Ha. You're hilarious. It's almost like you forgot we met.

I no longer pick up women in bars. But when I was, I found that talking to the chicks I was interested in was pretty effective. But then again, when I want to read, I go somewhere that makes sense and isn't filled with people talking and drinking. When I want to read and drink, I go home. Hell, I never tried sitting at a bar, reading and ignoring as an approach. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this who wasn't specifically waiting for someone else. But what do I know? I guess I just live in a place filled with former reality tv people instead of people who call other people nigger-lovers. But you'll understand if I'm not itchin' to move.

TM

Look, I just said it worked, and it does, and it's like you almost never met me or you'd know that I wouldn't say that if it didn't. I'm sorry that you are so ashamed of your sordid, venal past that this hurts you and prompts you to go on one of your patented rants against, well, whatever. It's good to see some things never change, even if your change of venues does.

And when did I ever, ever suggest you should move here? Hell, I don't want to be here, I'm just stuck here for a bit because my brother is practically dead and my Mom needed help with him. I guess I'd rather be among former reality tv people than people making cracks about chaining me to the back of a pickup because of whom I voted for in the last presidential election, though perhaps if I were around them I'd chain myself, were there any pickups around.

And I think you may be a little wound up because you obviously suck at crosswords.

SO THERE!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Is this what you've sunk to in order to win Internets from Coltrane?

in Soviet Russia internet wins you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

in Soviet Russia internet wins you.

I know you hate it when the adults fight.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Look, I just said it worked, and it does,

"worked?" as you got laid that way more than once? you gave us details about the road names near your brother's house, elaborate re. this?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

"worked?" as you got laid that way more than once? you gave us details about the road names near your brother's house, elaborate re. this?

It's like you've never met me, which you haven't. And go re-read. I've never even tried this in East Texas. There is no subway here, so I don't carry books around.

I don't want them to end up as kindling.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

It's like you've never met me, which you haven't. And go re-read. I've never even tried this in East Texas. There is no subway here, so I don't carry books around.

I don't want them to end up as kindling.

I've been to Beaumont for a few days, and I'm fairly sure I could have gotten away looking at a cross word puzzle magazine. but you don't need to restrict your stories to the Arklatex. any story of book reading leading to orgasms, (with a lady, I remember the sticky magazines under your mattress in HS) please relate.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I've been to Beaumont for a few days, and I'm fairly sure I could have gotten away looking at a cross word puzzle magazine. but you don't need to restrict your stories to the Arklatex. any story of book reading leading to orgasms, (with a lady, I remember the sticky magazines under your mattress in HS) please relate.

I am several hours away from Beaumont, and Beaumont is not in the ArkLaTex. The ArkLaTex is up in the armpit of NE Texas, where the worst attributes of people from Arkansas, Texas, and Louisiana are free to celebrate their Freedom from civilized society, apparently. Beaumont is still close enough to Houston that civilization imposes on this Freedom. It is known as a plaintiff-friendly forum, however, and I have no doubt that is how you found yourself there.

If you are still juvenile enough to want fuck-stories-from-crosswords, you have my email address.

eta: I doubt anyone beyond you, or PLF if he is as desperate for new material as he apperas, really cares about reading this. It may win me an Internet, though, with your careful editing.