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11-13-2008, 05:43 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
Including discussing them with the newspaper. I thought England had stronger privacy laws than ours.
ETA: Damn you Burger!
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i never bought lassie saving her owner, but a dutiful dog could have gotten him out of this mess. or anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.
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11-13-2008, 05:45 PM
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Humor, American style
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's unpossible. Chevy proved it moments ago.
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Spud erat demonstrandum.
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(Edited for humanitarian reasons to remove the ellipsis, smiley face, and contrived reason for using both.)
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Last edited by cheval de frise; 11-13-2008 at 05:52 PM..
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11-13-2008, 05:56 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here. shudder.... [are we still doing these?]
Isn't he also the one who was dating the "model" and she kept ditching him at the bar and he couldn't figure it out?
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It's like this: {{shudder}}
See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh? |
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11-13-2008, 06:02 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.
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Unless MR's on Atkins.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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11-13-2008, 06:03 PM
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Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
i never bought lassie saving her owner, but a dutiful dog could have gotten him out of this mess. or anyone dating Mr. R. wouldn't have the problem, or that problem.
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Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.
CDF
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11-13-2008, 06:08 PM
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Re: Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.
CDF
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Also, I would speculate, with no actual experience, tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency. A spotter on top of that is probably a fail safe backup. LIke having a safe word, only more mechanical.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-13-2008, 06:11 PM
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Re: Home shopping channel blocked? Try this.
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
Better yet, use the Rectal Object Withdrawing Ratchet in the privacy of your own home. You can probably find one on-line.
CDF
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i'd worry about "reach-around" having to ratchet, given the blind spot.
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11-13-2008, 06:13 PM
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Don't forget your go bag.
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Also, I would speculate, with no actual experience, tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency. A spotter on top of that is probably a fail safe backup. LIke having a safe word, only more mechanical.
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It's nice to see an experienced back-end contingency planner.
CDF
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11-13-2008, 06:18 PM
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Board motto?
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Also, I would speculate, with no actual experience, tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency. A spotter on top of that is probably a fail safe backup. LIke having a safe word, only more mechanical.
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Strap on, strap in, tap out.
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11-13-2008, 06:21 PM
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Re: Don't forget your go bag.
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
It's nice to see an experienced back-end contingency planner.
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he's bluffing. penske doesn't bring food into bed. his wife would lose her focus.
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11-13-2008, 06:25 PM
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Remote ass-ess.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
i'd worry about "reach-around" having to ratchet, given the blind spot.
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No mechanical linkage required. Just wireless technology and a strategically placed rear-view mirror.
CDF
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11-13-2008, 06:26 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by dtb
It's like this: {{shudder}}
See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh?
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11-13-2008, 06:29 PM
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the brackets on the board.
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Originally Posted by dtb
It's like this: {{shudder}}
See, the wavy lines make it seem like you are actually shuddering. See that? Huh? Huh?
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Mirabile dictu!
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11-13-2008, 06:32 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Re: Don't forget your go bag.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
he's bluffing. penske doesn't bring food into bed. his wife would lose her focus.
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Wouldnt matter, after the prelims her jaw is usually too tired and sore to open.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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11-13-2008, 06:34 PM
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Pulp fiction.
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Wouldnt matter, after the prelims her jaw is usually too tired and sore to open.
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Buy her a smaller ball gag. What's wrong with you?
CDF
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Last edited by cheval de frise; 11-13-2008 at 09:03 PM..
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