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11-13-2008, 06:40 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
Heh. (video behind cut)
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There isn’t anything particularly entertaining about this clip, but it’s what passes for drama in the NBA. In last night’s Suns-Rockets game (Houston won 94-82), the Suns’ Matt Barnes took a cheap shot at Rafer Alston when his screen became more of a shove. Alston charged Barnes, Steve Nash came into the fray, Nash was pushed to the floor by Tracy McGrady, then McGrady was pushed to the floor by Shaq. No one is big enough to push Shaq to the floor, so that was pretty much that. Barnes and Alston were ejected, seven techs were handed out, and the game continued.
A lot of people are crediting the coaches and refs for keeping this under control, but I’d like to think that the soothing influence of Ron Artest had something to do with it as well.
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11-13-2008, 06:41 PM
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The sole of discretion.
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can't think of a funny way to indicate that Burger used "discrete" when he meant to say "discreet." But that's what he did.
Edited to thank Chevy for being funny where I failed to be.
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Thanks, GWNC! You're too kind.
CDF (good to see you're still here)
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11-13-2008, 07:15 PM
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Where everybody knows your name.
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
tying off the inserted object to a fixed/anchored point outside the subject anus would provide a safety net of sorts, in case of emergency.
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Given the context, perhaps "abject anus" would be more accurate. Alliteration and all.
CDF
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11-13-2008, 09:35 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by evenodds
So much for my lurking . . .
Hello, darlings. I've miss you all (well, almost all).
What's new?
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Babycakes!! It's good to see you back.
I'm back to being a wage slave. Food and shelter are fun. What's new with you.
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11-13-2008, 09:37 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Speaking of changes, if you need a lawyer in MN and you happen to trust me with your life and/or money, google me. Shouldn't be too hard to find my new digs.
Being my own boss is fun.
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Another county heard from. Give us a line drawing, son.
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11-13-2008, 09:42 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton
Never. Too many opportunities for misunderstandings/paranoia. Someone leaves a comment on his/her wall and it seems flirty and then the other person is seeing it and wondering, is this a relative being cute or someone who has a crush on my man/lady friend? Even if you don't think you're the jealous type, you might have your moments. Or the person you're dating might have moments like those. Especially while dating, you want him/her to only hear what YOU want him/her to hear from you directly because there could be other misunderstandings as well. I see no benefit. Same goes for having work colleagues on there. Just say no. I do love the Book, though and have friends from all walks of life there.
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Hmmph.
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11-13-2008, 09:48 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Worst scenario, you friend him, you break up and he goes cyber-psycho then you just create a new facebook persona. That's how I ditched Hank on MySpace.
Also, I may know a good source for previously used SSNs, if you are ever in the market.
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Prison and credit records guaranteed good?
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11-13-2008, 09:55 PM
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Re: A Real Speech
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This reminds me of a conversation I had last week with a friend. How fucking awesome would it be if Obama got up at the Inauguration and gave the following speech?:
Can you count, suckahs? I say the future is ours. If you can count. Now look at what you have before you. You've got Indiana sitting next to California. We've got Virginia right by Massachusets. Nobody is wasting nobody. That is a miracle. And miracle is the way things ought to be.
You're standing right now with 57 Senators from our 50 states. And there are over 255 more Congressmen from the House. That's 312 hardcore members. 2,534.5, counting democratic delegates. And 66,361,433 more, not organized, but ready to fight. 66,363,967.5 soldiers.
Now there ain't but 214 Republican Senators and Reps in the whole town, can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IIIIIIIIT?
TM
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Thuurrgreeeeed!!! Come out and plaaa----ayyy
p.s. Yeah, I know, I'm wonking. Suck it, Bitch. That's why they call it wonking.
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11-13-2008, 10:00 PM
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Re: A Real Speech
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Originally Posted by evenodds
It may not have been unique to you, but you can never go wrong with The Warriors.
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That is actually my all-time Guilty Pleasure movie.
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11-13-2008, 10:23 PM
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Re: He's not wearing hockey pants.
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
Careful...don't provoke music Batman. He's a little twitchy right now.
Thinner, no-nipple armor will do that to you.
CDF
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Batman with peek-a-boo chest armor? Did you maybe see the special Castro Edition?
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11-13-2008, 10:27 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
It rarely happens on this particular board, but occasionally one will see ellipses at the end of the sentence to highlight the post's implied punch line. This Crayola-colored technique is the sign of a flaccid mind and reflects the comic timing of Fozzie Bear.
All of which is to say, please feel free to continue with this let's-use-ellipses-annoyingly-to-irritate-Adder theme, but if during that time, anyone uses the ellipsis to higlight some lame punchline I will organize a coalition of the like-minded to hunt you down and fucking kill you.
Carry on.
Gattigap
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You know, I'm thinig this is kind of overkill....
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11-13-2008, 10:33 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
I am sorry to hear this, in part because we already have operatives in the ChicagoLand area. After all, I liked you.
Wonk, please execute Operation Pastrami.
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You know, it has been a while since we've been to Manny's....
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11-13-2008, 10:38 PM
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Re: Nights in white poly
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Originally Posted by cheval de frise
That's what happens when your fashion designers drop acid. Coke (in the '80's) wasn't much better. It took until the '90's (heroin and crystal meth) to stage a full recovery.
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That's why for my entire life, I have dressed like it was 1961.
Yep... That's me.... a fatter, bald Don Draper
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11-13-2008, 10:45 PM
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think so. Not sure if she was the woman who only wanted anal sex from him.
TM
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No. She was the "recovered" coke addict who swore she wasn't sneaking off to score.
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11-14-2008, 08:37 AM
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It's all about me.
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
No. She was the "recovered" coke addict who swore she wasn't sneaking off to score.
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I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.
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