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[i was penske]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
w-a-t-e-r- how blind are you?

Maybe blindish?

eta: TRIFECTA! "Ping! Pow!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus man, you're fucking creeping me out. I had an 86, then an 88. Shitty trucks, but great for that purpose.

Great car/truck/SUV. I had that thing airborne twice. Shattered my rear window each time. And I drove it through a river once.

Jesus, I sound like a freaking hillbilly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Ah, Diff'rent Strokes. I remember having a boyhood hard-on for what's-her-name, and even bought the Playboy she was eventually in.

Dana Plato had nothing on Charlene.



Ah, Janet. Those were the days.

TM

[i was penske]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dana Plato had nothing on Charlene.


TM

But if she had, I wouldn't have minded watching.......

[patentparanyc]

Sarah's most unfortunate Good Housekeeping cover. Isn't that a tad stodgy for her "so so trendy" ilk? She is one unattractive lady/seriously ugly broad. Kind of like the opposite of Charlize Theron. Go on over to the dark side, baby

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

Also this one is sick photo shopped contest results:

Spree: it is twisted so view at own risk

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/conte...toshop#entries

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I know you said these are universalities derived from your experience but I'm still piping in with an additional fact. Where I went to school, the "Bill Clinton Rule" applied: blowjobs/handjobs were not "sex" and other forms of oral sex seemingly did not exist. This kind of contact fell into the "third base" category and you were a virgin until you had the pregnancy-risking kind of sex.

Thanks for pointing that out -- I meant to include that in the asterix definition, but somehow managed to miss it. "Sex" in high school meant exactly that.

Not that blowjobs or handjobs were all that common -- in fact, blowjobs may have been less common than pregnancy-risking sex at PHS. Handjobs were the realistic best outcome (heh) one could hope for at the end of the date.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I know you said these are universalities derived from your experience but I'm still piping in with an additional fact. Where I went to school, the "Bill Clinton Rule" applied: blowjobs/handjobs were not "sex" and other forms of oral sex seemingly did not exist. This kind of contact fell into the "third base" category and you were a virgin until you had the pregnancy-risking kind of sex.

That reminds me of a story (although probably not a good story).

So, this friend of mine, a guy, was always saying how he didn't want to have sex until he was married and, basically suggesting to me that I should do the same. Nonetheless, this particular chap was dating an older girl of somewhat questionable reputation. So, one day, we are sitting in the back of the bus (I think on a band trip) having a conversation along these lines and he asks me, "So, what does it mean to have sex? When are you no longer a virgin?"

I say, "penetration." And he says, "Oh."

That was the last guilt trip I got from him about engaging in teen sex.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thanks for pointing that out -- I meant to include that in the asterix definition, but somehow managed to miss it. "Sex" in high school meant exactly that.

Not that blowjobs or handjobs were all that common -- in fact, blowjobs may have been less common than pregnancy-risking sex at PHS. Handjobs were the realistic best outcome (heh) one could hope for at the end of the date.

You also left out Catholic School girl sex. We thanked the Lord (ha) for those repressed, sexy-ass uniform wearing Catholic school girls every day. The best thing about them was that you only had to see them on the train on the way to or coming from school. You haven't had a blowjob if one of these dirty little girls hasn't given you one in your friend's parents' room at 3:30.

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand. Of course, that was like 80% of them.

(I'm guessing this isn't a universal truth?)

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Adder
That reminds me of a story (although probably not a good story).

So, this friend of mine, a guy, was always saying how he didn't want to have sex until he was married and, basically suggesting to me that I should do the same. Nonetheless, this particular chap was dating an older girl of somewhat questionable reputation. So, one day, we are sitting in the back of the bus (I think on a band trip) having a conversation along these lines and he asks me, "So, what does it mean to have sex? When are you no longer a virgin?"

I say, "penetration." And he says, "Oh."

That was the last guilt trip I got from him about engaging in teen sex.

You figure out if that was a good story yet?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You also left out Catholic School girl sex. We thanked the Lord (ha) for those repressed, sexy-ass uniform wearing Catholic school girls every day. The best thing about them was that you only had to see them on the train on the way to or coming from school. You haven't had a blowjob if one of these dirty little girls hasn't given you one in your friend's parents' room at 3:30.

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand. Of course, that was like 80% of them.

(I'm guessing this isn't a universal truth?)

TM

Frank Zappa has a song about the whole thing.

"She has a tounge like a cow it will make you go wow!"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You figure out if that was a good story yet?

is adder a sock in the Petunia mold?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is adder a sock in the Petunia mold?

Dunno, but that was a lame-a#$ed story.

Adder are u an associate yet? Entralling audiences everywhere in person with your stories?

[Jack Manfred]

I went to an all-boys high school. For some school spirit-related reason, nearly every junior bought a class ring. One day, a group of guys were discussing if it ever would be acceptable to give your class ring to your girlfriend. Group A said it was never OK - it was your ring, and it wasn't meant for her; plus, what would happen if you broke up? Group B said it was OK - the ring was no big deal to them, so if it was a big deal to their girlfriend, why not make them happy? This debate went on and on until they asked one of my classmates who replied, "If you can get your girlfriend to have sex with you by giving her your class ring, you should."

Last I heard, that man was getting a doctorate in philosophy from Cambridge. His path was clear even back then.

A.o.N. I was a Bailey Quarters guy growing up. In fact, after looking at that picture, I realized one of my ex-girlfriends looked a bit like B.Q. In my youth, Loni's rack was impressive, but if I wanted frosty blondes, there was a girls' school chock full of them down the street. I can't reconcile prefering Bailey with prefering Ginger, but then again, the heart wants what it wants, doesn't it?

[Jack Manfred]

New avatar for Sebby?

[i was penske]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You also left out Catholic School girl sex. We thanked the Lord (ha) for those repressed, sexy-ass uniform........

How to pick a good one: Skirt rolled way up at the waist to make it a mini, shirt actually tied to show off the stomach, cigarette in hand. Of course, that was like 80% of them.

TM

Good look. Hank's wife draws the line at tying off the shirt, stretch marks from his kids.

I gave her a waiver on that part of the costume....type of guy I am.