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04-15-2004, 11:45 AM
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#1396
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Subserviant Chicken
Have we seen this?
www.subservientchicken.com
(Spree: a man dressed in a chicken costume who obeys your every command.)
I'm currently having him do the electric slide.
The site is safe...there is an article about it today in one of Chicago's papers...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 04-15-2004 at 11:49 AM..
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04-15-2004, 11:49 AM
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#1397
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Have we seen this?
www.subservientchicken.com
(Spree: a man dressed in a chicken costume who obeys your every command.)
I'm currently having him do the electric slide.
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I've heard he pees if you ask him to.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 04-15-2004 at 11:55 AM..
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04-15-2004, 11:49 AM
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#1398
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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gay marriage tax question
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I think it's the other way around -- being married creates a tax disadvantage if you have big income disparities, because the spouse with the low income is being taxed at a higher rate than s/he otherwise would be.
This is based on my personal experience from a few years ago, I'm not a tax lawyer, YMMV, yadda yadda yadda.
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Where's fringey to explain all this? Or has all the tax talk whipped her into such an orgasmic frenzy that she can't post?
Anyway, there are two reasons for the marriage penalty. First is the standard deduction. Until recently (last year?), the standard deduction for a married couple was less than double the deduction for a single. Obviously that penalizes you for being married. Second is the marginal rates, which are higher for higher income, which is Sidd's point. So, until recently, if your spouse worked enough to take the full benefit of the standard deduction, you would be penalized for that reason alone for being married. That's gone now; but there's still the marginal penalty. So I don't know who BRC's friends are, but one of them must be making real shit pay to benefit from being married. |
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04-15-2004, 11:51 AM
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#1399
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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More proof that marketing requires no particular knowledge or intellect
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04-15-2004, 11:51 AM
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#1400
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've heard he pees if you ask him to,
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If you type in "masturbate", he shakes his finger at you. Couldn't he just grab his throat?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-15-2004, 11:52 AM
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#1401
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Because it's obligatory
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How could you be so cold? At that point there was still hope that Camelot might still be alive. I know I hadn't give up!!!!!!!!
P.S. The Queen had Diana killed.
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oh for those simpler days, when the Kennnedys drowned women one at a time.
old joke sorry. |
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04-15-2004, 11:54 AM
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#1402
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Because it's obligatory
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You and the monkey are behind this, aren't you?
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We agreed to give Elton John an opportunity to recycle a hit. He got me theater tickets once - I owed him a favor.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-15-2004, 11:55 AM
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#1403
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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More proof that marketing requires no particular knowledge or intellect
Where's the happy in that meal?
Perhaps they could include a free sample of viagra as the adult "prize". |
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04-15-2004, 12:00 PM
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#1404
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've heard he pees if you ask him to.
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Unlike RT's sister, apparently... |
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04-15-2004, 12:01 PM
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#1405
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,307
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Unlike RT's sister, apparently...
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G.O.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-15-2004, 12:02 PM
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#1406
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've heard he pees if you ask him to.
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I asked him to pee on me, but he would not oblige.
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04-15-2004, 12:03 PM
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#1407
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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actual lira question
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I want you so bad.
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Badly |
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04-15-2004, 12:06 PM
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#1408
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I asked him to pee on me, but he would not oblige.
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Was it your first date?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-15-2004, 12:09 PM
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#1409
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Subserviant Chicken
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Was it your first date?
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Yeah, I guess that was the problem. I'll go to the site a couple more times before I ask him to do that again.
Seriously, though, that is one creepy-looking chicken.
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04-15-2004, 12:14 PM
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#1410
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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actual lira question
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Badly
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She just left out the punctuation. It's:
"I want you. So? Bad!" |
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