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Something to add to the purity test
Eyeball Jewelry This is fucked up. I've had a surgeon point lasers at my eye and zap, and yes, one could argue that it was for cosmetic reasons, though I like to think that my improved vision was a boon to all the drivers on the road as well as to my personal appearance. But putting jewelry in your eyeball? Fuck that.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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