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12-23-2014, 04:49 PM
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#3511
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yeesh. Do I have to explain everything to you people?
Married to an American: 1999-2005.
Got green card: 2004
Had to renew green card: 2014
Finally decided to get citizenship: late 2014
It has nothing to do with Adder. Nothing has anything to do with Adder.
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I say, welcome. Consider me a resource, as all the parts of the brain that other Americans dedicate to thinking about sports are, in my brain, dedicated to thinking about civics.
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12-23-2014, 04:50 PM
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#3512
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
My conscience has objected to neither thus far, but I reserve my right to object to participating in a war when my ass is actually put on a line.
But right now my bigger concern is that you have sapped all the joy out of a post that was making fun of Adder.
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Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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12-23-2014, 04:52 PM
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#3513
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It has nothing to do with Adder. Nothing has anything to do with Adder.
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You haven't been around for a while. Our little lawyer's all grown up.
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12-23-2014, 04:54 PM
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#3514
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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You and a bunch of Mexicans, apparently.
Oh, and a few terrorist sleeper cells.
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12-23-2014, 05:52 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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I, for one, am totally in favor of this.
Clearly, Americans are ill suited to take up arms for any reason whatsoever. Not that that is stopping any of us, but well, whatever...
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12-23-2014, 05:55 PM
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#3516
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,519
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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Do you have to get vaccinated for the mumps? (Inside joke).
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12-23-2014, 06:22 PM
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#3517
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
I, for one, am totally in favor of this.
Clearly, Americans are ill suited to take up arms for any reason whatsoever. Not that that is stopping any of us, but well, whatever...
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I assume then that nobody from France has ever received citizenship.
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12-23-2014, 09:02 PM
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#3518
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Do you have to get vaccinated for the mumps? (Inside joke).
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Word on the street is that the visitors' locker room in Anaheim is Ground Zero for this particular outbreak. Accordingly, SoCal anti-vax moms are getting the blame, perhaps only half in jest. Thanks to Jenny McCarthy, there may never be a Sidney Crosby, Jr. around to annoy us with wispy mustaches in November and dives in the offensive zone.
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12-23-2014, 10:18 PM
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#3519
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,041
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Word on the street is that the visitors' locker room in Anaheim is Ground Zero for this particular outbreak. Accordingly, SoCal anti-vax moms are getting the blame, perhaps only half in jest. Thanks to Jenny McCarthy, there may never be a Sidney Crosby, Jr. around to annoy us with wispy mustaches in November and dives in the offensive zone.
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Guys, if we're going to rely on Canadians to fight our wars we need to ration the hockey. Let's keep it to a channel where our troops can see it AFTER battles. Otherwise they just drink beer and listening to guys in very loud sports coats, and then the terrorists win.
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12-23-2014, 11:42 PM
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#3520
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Actual-ish Fashion Question
What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
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12-23-2014, 11:43 PM
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#3521
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Re: Actual-ish Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Jack Manfred
What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
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I don't know the third line. All I recall is Paigow's professed affection for Burberry thongs.
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12-24-2014, 10:11 AM
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#3522
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Re: Actual-ish Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Jack Manfred
What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
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Wasn't that chris?
I don't recall a third brand either, but I bet that chris would consider Agent Provocateur to be an acceptable brand.
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12-24-2014, 10:30 AM
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#3523
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Happy Holidays
Ya filthy animals.
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12-24-2014, 04:40 PM
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#3524
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
I'd have used "avuncular," but I suppose that "saccharine" is probably more accurate.
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Yeah, well I like "acerbic," but usually end up with "assholic." We all have our crosses to bear.
Speaking of which, happy almost birthday to baby Jesus!
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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12-26-2014, 08:49 AM
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#3525
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,113
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Re: Out Of Forum Reply
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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Yes
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