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Old 12-23-2014, 04:49 PM   #3511
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Yeesh. Do I have to explain everything to you people?

Married to an American: 1999-2005.

Got green card: 2004

Had to renew green card: 2014

Finally decided to get citizenship: late 2014

It has nothing to do with Adder. Nothing has anything to do with Adder.
I say, welcome. Consider me a resource, as all the parts of the brain that other Americans dedicate to thinking about sports are, in my brain, dedicated to thinking about civics.
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Old 12-23-2014, 04:50 PM   #3512
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My conscience has objected to neither thus far, but I reserve my right to object to participating in a war when my ass is actually put on a line.

But right now my bigger concern is that you have sapped all the joy out of a post that was making fun of Adder.
Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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Old 12-23-2014, 04:52 PM   #3513
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It has nothing to do with Adder. Nothing has anything to do with Adder.
You haven't been around for a while. Our little lawyer's all grown up.
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Old 12-23-2014, 04:54 PM   #3514
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Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
You and a bunch of Mexicans, apparently.

Oh, and a few terrorist sleeper cells.
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Old 12-23-2014, 05:52 PM   #3515
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Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
I, for one, am totally in favor of this.

Clearly, Americans are ill suited to take up arms for any reason whatsoever. Not that that is stopping any of us, but well, whatever...
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Old 12-23-2014, 05:55 PM   #3516
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Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
Do you have to get vaccinated for the mumps? (Inside joke).
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Old 12-23-2014, 06:22 PM   #3517
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I, for one, am totally in favor of this.

Clearly, Americans are ill suited to take up arms for any reason whatsoever. Not that that is stopping any of us, but well, whatever...
I assume then that nobody from France has ever received citizenship.
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Old 12-23-2014, 09:02 PM   #3518
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Do you have to get vaccinated for the mumps? (Inside joke).
Word on the street is that the visitors' locker room in Anaheim is Ground Zero for this particular outbreak. Accordingly, SoCal anti-vax moms are getting the blame, perhaps only half in jest. Thanks to Jenny McCarthy, there may never be a Sidney Crosby, Jr. around to annoy us with wispy mustaches in November and dives in the offensive zone.
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Old 12-23-2014, 10:18 PM   #3519
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Word on the street is that the visitors' locker room in Anaheim is Ground Zero for this particular outbreak. Accordingly, SoCal anti-vax moms are getting the blame, perhaps only half in jest. Thanks to Jenny McCarthy, there may never be a Sidney Crosby, Jr. around to annoy us with wispy mustaches in November and dives in the offensive zone.
Guys, if we're going to rely on Canadians to fight our wars we need to ration the hockey. Let's keep it to a channel where our troops can see it AFTER battles. Otherwise they just drink beer and listening to guys in very loud sports coats, and then the terrorists win.
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Old 12-23-2014, 11:42 PM   #3520
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What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
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Old 12-23-2014, 11:43 PM   #3521
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What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
I don't know the third line. All I recall is Paigow's professed affection for Burberry thongs.
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Old 12-24-2014, 10:11 AM   #3522
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What are the three official lingerie lines of the FB? I forget the poster who required that potential dates wear expensive lingerie. I want to say his acceptable brands were La Perla, Cosabella, and I'm all Rick Perry about the third one. I want to say Department of Education, but I know that's wrong.
Wasn't that chris?

I don't recall a third brand either, but I bet that chris would consider Agent Provocateur to be an acceptable brand.
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Old 12-24-2014, 10:30 AM   #3523
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Old 12-24-2014, 04:40 PM   #3524
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I'd have used "avuncular," but I suppose that "saccharine" is probably more accurate.
Yeah, well I like "acerbic," but usually end up with "assholic." We all have our crosses to bear.

Speaking of which, happy almost birthday to baby Jesus!
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Old 12-26-2014, 08:49 AM   #3525
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Here's the interesting thing -- under this application, I have to agree to take up arms on behalf of the US if called upon. So if you all object and stay home, I suppose that means there will be me and a bunch of Canadians and other immigrants defending this fine place. Is that what you want?
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