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08-11-2015, 11:52 AM
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Adder
I assumed it was a drunken typo or autocorrect, but who knows.
Always nice to have another incident to make you proud of the old alma mater.
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I thought about the auto-correct angle, but could not figure out what he possibly could have been trying to type. Believe me, I spent some time on this project and came up with nothing. In other news, some Fantastic Four star is mad because his Esquire profile misrepresented him by quoting him saying (repeatedly) that his cock was like a highball glass and that he smoked tons of pot. Guys rule!
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Aw fuck it, I Googled it. My best guess is he was looking for some garishly fanciful headwear and the message got all mixed up:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406942516299233341/
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Last edited by Pretty Little Flower; 08-11-2015 at 11:58 AM..
Reason: Flat and mega tongue on Hank's clit
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08-11-2015, 12:26 PM
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#767
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., so like the U of M(inn) athletic director resigned after a bunch of harassing texts, including the following wonderfully scarily bizarre ones:
My question is, what is "flat and mega tongue on clit"? Is that a thing, other than just run-of-the-mill cunnilingus? I'm afraid to Google it.
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He meant NOSE. Or EARS. Anyone who thinks he was texting about a clit is a pervert.
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08-11-2015, 01:43 PM
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
some Fantastic Four star is mad because his Esquire profile misrepresented him by quoting him saying (repeatedly) that his cock was like a highball glass and that he smoked tons of pot. Guys rule!
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Mr Stretch?
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08-11-2015, 01:45 PM
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#769
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., so like the U of M(inn) athletic director resigned after a bunch of harassing texts, including the following wonderfully scarily bizarre ones:
My question is, what is "flat and mega tongue on clit"? Is that a thing, other than just run-of-the-mill cunnilingus? I'm afraid to Google it.
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notme once gave a post about how to do cunnilingus correctly; maybe we should try and contact her to ask?
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08-11-2015, 02:23 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
notme once gave a post about how to do cunnilingus correctly; maybe we should try and contact her to ask?
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Did it start with "do not graphically propose it to a co-worker?" 'Cause that's one of the bits where old Norwood clearly went wrong.
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08-11-2015, 03:10 PM
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I thought about the auto-correct angle, but could not figure out what he possibly could have been trying to type.
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Flat and mega:
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08-11-2015, 03:36 PM
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Flat and mega:
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OMG! The Stones were just here in June and the played at the U of M stadium. I'm sure he was there. Man, that must have been a sexually charged show for him, with all these chicks with flat mega tongue tramp stamps running about. Let's hope he deleted his texts from that night.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-11-2015, 05:11 PM
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08-12-2015, 03:16 PM
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08-13-2015, 07:18 AM
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Re: Teague for two
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I thought about the auto-correct angle, but could not figure out what he possibly could have been trying to type. Believe me, I spent some time on this project and came up with nothing. In other news, some Fantastic Four star is mad because his Esquire profile misrepresented him by quoting him saying (repeatedly) that his cock was like a highball glass and that he smoked tons of pot. Guys rule!
eta:
Aw fuck it, I Googled it. My best guess is he was looking for some garishly fanciful headwear and the message got all mixed up:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406942516299233341/
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I think it would look great on you. Go for it
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08-13-2015, 11:57 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
For Burger. I like the "Bill Lumbergh of commissioners" line.
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08-13-2015, 03:57 PM
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08-15-2015, 07:57 AM
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So
One of the people who runs my department instituted Saturday Morning Meetings a few years ago for the sole purpose of reminding people of what bitches they were. Some of the more senior people attended, then dropped off.
This year, em took a summer long vacation and word is, may institute them this fall.
Is it wrong to say that if em does, at that meeting em gonna think em's in the Jets locker room wearing a number 7 jersey?
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08-18-2015, 03:57 PM
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