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Old 08-09-2005, 10:26 PM   #151
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Crazy, Hairy American Lawyer man

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I don't know where she lives.

Please, crazy american lawyer man.

no longer show up at my photo shoot. It is no fun for me and causes my boss to be much upset.

please. Just leave me alone. By myself alone.

many thank yous
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:37 PM   #152
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This makes you either a woman or a homosexual (or I guess maybe a bisexual). Which one is it? Not that this is important I am just curious - trying to get a better picture of the personality that is posting.
Getting a little excited about man-on-man action makes him, on the sexual continuum, no straighter than "I guess maybe a bisexual"?

Wow.

I am pretty sure the lizard is hetero.
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:18 PM   #153
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Getting a little excited about man-on-man action makes him, on the sexual continuum, no straighter than "I guess maybe a bisexual"?

Wow.

I am pretty sure the lizard is hetero.
Shifty's a lot like Howie on Big Brother. Totally hetero, but bi-curious. But only around Shave.
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Old 08-10-2005, 09:03 AM   #154
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Nuts! (in the "oops" kinds of way)

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Old 08-10-2005, 10:26 AM   #155
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Shifty's a lot like Howie on Big Brother. Totally hetero, but bi-curious. But only around Shave.

At what point does someone trip the line where "curious" is no longer necessary as a qualifier?
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Old 08-10-2005, 10:27 AM   #156
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Nuts! (in the "oops" kinds of way)
I saw that. I always thought you were Shifter, ha.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:26 AM   #157
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At what point does someone trip the line where "curious" is no longer necessary as a qualifier?
Remember that night when you were in Chicago and you wore your skirt out drinking? You said you wound up in the Dungeon Room of a private club on Halsted? That was the point of which you speak.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:48 AM   #158
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Remember that night when you were in Chicago and you wore your skirt out drinking? You said you wound up in the Dungeon Room of a private club on Halsted? That was the point of which you speak.
Those were the dayz, indeed!
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:16 PM   #159
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Is this book where that recent movie came from?
Not to my knowledge. I'm about halfway through and I'm pretty pleased with it so far. It's not a serious historical work, choosing instead to focus on the story and the remarkable personalities. I haven't heard anything about the movie, but while I was reading the book, it struck me that this would be excellent subject matter for a movie.

eta: The US. Manufactureres Association, Business Roundtable, U.S. Exporters Association, Technet and others comprising 99% of the business community support this book.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:18 PM   #160
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This makes you either a woman or a homosexual (or I guess maybe a bisexual). Which one is it? Not that this is important I am just curious - trying to get a better picture of the personality that is posting.
Or it could mean only that I have a somewhat juvenile sense of humor.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:24 PM   #161
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Or it could mean only that I have a somewhat juvenile sense of humor.
Shift, we like you for you. Seriously, let go of the closet.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:25 PM   #162
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Shift, we like you for you. Seriously, let go of the closet.
It's so unfair. You suck one dick and you're called gay for life.

eta: nttawwt.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:41 PM   #163
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You suck one dicketa: nttawwt.
This shows growth. for years we told him he hadn't sucked 137 dicks, he sucked 1 dick 137 times. now he's finally come around.
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Old 08-10-2005, 02:00 PM   #164
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At last, the formula for success with woman!

Spanky:

Saw this article, and immediately thought you would benefit from it:

Math proves Woman like extravagant (but non-saleable) gift

Your offer to take woman to Serbian dinner was right on the money. Just need woman to agree to get in car.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:42 PM   #165
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At last, the formula for success with woman!

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Spanky:

Saw this article, and immediately thought you would benefit from it:

Math proves Woman like extravagant (but non-saleable) gift

Your offer to take woman to Serbian dinner was right on the money. Just need woman to agree to get in car.
Very nice, Flinty. I like that you have found solid support for your hypothesis. (Spanky, you could learn from Flinty).

However, read the article very carefully. Do you think it makes a difference that this woman is a gold-digger? Might gold-diggers be swayed by different gifts (e.g., diamonds, gold) rather than the extravagent dinner?

Flinty, you get a B+

Spanky: play it safe. After you google her number (just put the number in the google search box, with dashes, like so: 916-445-2841) and get her address, drop by with the Serbian food AND a nice diamond bracelet.
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