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09-08-2012, 04:05 PM
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
another downside is that every generation their frog-like "princes" go out into the public and grab and marry a beautiful commoner. Still, the odds of that being your kid are small, especially if you stay in the provinces. And, as bad as having grandkids that look like Charles et al would be, it is still better that what the Hussein boys did to the local girls in Iraq.
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Another upside is that you can really, really hate the French.
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09-08-2012, 05:24 PM
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by dtb
This is unpardonable Wonking, but I am reminded of a G-rated version of this phenomenon.
Viz.: I was in an art supply store shopping for some paint, I was examining the various colors, and noticed that most of the product lines (acrylics, oils, watercolors) included a color called "flesh" that was kind of a peach hue. It struck me that while many people in this part of the world may have flesh that color, certainly such hue represents only a small percentage of the world's population , and perhaps even only a small percentage of the paint-buying population.
I WAS OUTRAGED! I'm almost inspired to draft a strongly worded letter to my Congressman.
But seriously... That is fucked up.
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There is no such thing as unpardonable wonking. No. Such. Thing.
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09-08-2012, 05:28 PM
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Cop out. It should be available in flesh colors. Not just caucasian.
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You got something against Elmo?
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09-08-2012, 05:46 PM
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Not to mention free health insurance, better beer, wittier TV shows, more entertaining politics, pictures of women topless in the daily newspaper, food that never spoils because it's all canned.
On the bad side we'd have to pay half of our money in taxes, drive on the left, drink your beer piss warm, and though you start drinking at noon, everything closes at 11.
Also, I think India was once part of the crown so you can travel there too though who would want to. I heard that if you want to know what it's like to be in India, just don't take your garbage out for six months, then take a whiff.
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Only some of the beer is piss warm, but otherwise, yeah.
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09-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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09-11-2012, 05:24 PM
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09-11-2012, 05:24 PM
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Re: Top 20
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In #9, isn't that the jacket Neil Patrick Harris wore on Dancing With the Stars?
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09-11-2012, 09:05 PM
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Divorced from reality
Does anyone else ever feel this way?
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09-11-2012, 10:18 PM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone else ever feel this way?
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don't know if Ty feels that way, but he is, he is.
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09-11-2012, 11:48 PM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Does anyone else ever feel this way?
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Yes
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09-12-2012, 01:04 AM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone else ever feel this way?
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If I really need to, yes.
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09-12-2012, 10:09 AM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone else ever feel this way?
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All the time. And when we get back together, the make-up sex is never really all that hot.
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09-12-2012, 12:25 PM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
All the time. And when we get back together, the make-up sex is never really all that hot.
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She's just tired from fucking me constantly.
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09-12-2012, 05:25 PM
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Re: Divorced from reality
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She's just tired from fucking me constantly.
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Well, you know what they say. No matter how hot a sock is, somewhere, there is a foot tired of sticking it in.
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09-12-2012, 05:26 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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