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05-13-2015, 04:39 PM
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No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
I would prefer to honor Wonk with “No faith in the moral standards of the players as a group”.
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Here you go.
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05-13-2015, 04:45 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvAEbMwW2Q
I assume the answer to your question is: Because the NFL specifically gave teams leeway to manipulate the balls quarterbacks use within set guidelines so that quarterbacks could use balls that were a little worn or, less or more inflated, depending on their individual tastes*, as long as they remained within a standard range set by the league. They set up a procedure where the balls would be tested 2 hours before the game to make sure teams complied with that rule.
The balls that are used for the kicking game are not to be manipulated at all, but they are still taken out of their packaging the same 2 hours before the game and, I assume, taken out to the field with the other balls. Seems pretty consistent.
The reason for the two different standards is beyond me. Maybe quarterbacks have more say with the League than kickers. Maybe there's a tremendous difference in how the football flies when it is kicked based on changes to pressure or how worn it is. Maybe the NFL wants kicking to be more consistent than passing.
In any case, your argument is still completely fucking ridiculous. Stick with everyone else and say that Goodell is punishing you guys inordinately to try to show everyone he's going to enforce league rules after the awful year he's had.
http://www.nfl.com/rulebook/ball
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*Something Brady (among others) specifically lobbied for.
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Perhaps Burger will next make a case that, if the MLB really cared about corked bats, they’d make the batter hand the bat to the umpire before he was allowed to step into the batter’s box.
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05-13-2015, 06:21 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Perhaps Burger will next make a case that, if the MLB really cared about corked bats, they’d make the batter hand the bat to the umpire before he was allowed to step into the batter’s box.
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Or after:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXVdwIGfuI
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05-13-2015, 04:46 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Here you go.
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I would have gone with, "I expect more flirting. Or nudity. Or both."
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05-13-2015, 05:06 PM
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05-13-2015, 05:52 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
Here is my missed connection again, this time with more flirting for ncs (I think the nudity in the avatar is sufficent):
NotBob, I saw you on 44th Street (wink). You were on the phone talking about sports, perhaps (hair flip), and I was with a colleague walking to a meeting (wink wink). I did not say hi -- I apologize profusely (hair flip), I forgot your real name (wink wink) and I didn't want to interrupt your call (which may not have been about sports) (wink wink) and say Hi NotBob (hair flip), which would have confused my colleague (butt wiggle) and also perhaps you (wink wink).
Now I remember your real name (butt wiggle, hair flip wink wink). It came to me about 5 min after we passed you (wink wink).
I hope all is well with you. Lookin' good! (sexy smile, hair flip, butt wiggle, wink wink)
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05-13-2015, 06:57 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here is my missed connection again, this time with more flirting for ncs (I think the nudity in the avatar is sufficent):
NotBob, I saw you on 44th Street (wink). You were on the phone talking about sports, perhaps (hair flip), and I was with a colleague walking to a meeting (wink wink). I did not say hi -- I apologize profusely (hair flip), I forgot your real name (wink wink) and I didn't want to interrupt your call (which may not have been about sports) (wink wink) and say Hi NotBob (hair flip), which would have confused my colleague (butt wiggle) and also perhaps you (wink wink).
Now I remember your real name (butt wiggle, hair flip wink wink). It came to me about 5 min after we passed you (wink wink).
I hope all is well with you. Lookin' good! (sexy smile, hair flip, butt wiggle, wink wink)
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If I were NotBob, I would have read it this way in the first place.
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05-13-2015, 07:28 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
If I were NotBob, I would have read it this way in the first place.
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You aren't NotBob and you still read it that way in the first place.
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05-13-2015, 09:12 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
If I were NotBob, I would have read it this way in the first place.
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Please. This is the Not Bobster we're talking about. It was all [hair flip] when he read it, and "Ice Cream" by Sarah McLachlan (Canadian, bien sur) was playing on his mental soundtrack.
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05-13-2015, 07:26 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here is my missed connection again, this time with more flirting for ncs (I think the nudity in the avatar is sufficent):
NotBob, I saw you on 44th Street (wink). You were on the phone talking about sports, perhaps (hair flip), and I was with a colleague walking to a meeting (wink wink). I did not say hi -- I apologize profusely (hair flip), I forgot your real name (wink wink) and I didn't want to interrupt your call (which may not have been about sports) (wink wink) and say Hi NotBob (hair flip), which would have confused my colleague (butt wiggle) and also perhaps you (wink wink).
Now I remember your real name (butt wiggle, hair flip wink wink). It came to me about 5 min after we passed you (wink wink).
I hope all is well with you. Lookin' good! (sexy smile, hair flip, butt wiggle, wink wink)
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But was there any deposition involved?
(Yeah, and the rest of you stop pretending you aren't dying to know, too)
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05-14-2015, 12:14 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Here is my missed connection again, this time with more flirting for ncs (I think the nudity in the avatar is sufficent):
NotBob, I saw you on 44th Street (wink). You were on the phone talking about sports, perhaps (hair flip), and I was with a colleague walking to a meeting (wink wink). I did not say hi -- I apologize profusely (hair flip), I forgot your real name (wink wink) and I didn't want to interrupt your call (which may not have been about sports) (wink wink) and say Hi NotBob (hair flip), which would have confused my colleague (butt wiggle) and also perhaps you (wink wink).
Now I remember your real name (butt wiggle, hair flip wink wink). It came to me about 5 min after we passed you (wink wink).
I hope all is well with you. Lookin' good! (sexy smile, hair flip, butt wiggle, wink wink)
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I'm glad the butt wiggle works for you. I get weird looks when I do it.
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05-14-2015, 01:20 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm glad the butt wiggle works for you. I get weird looks when I do it.
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05-14-2015, 04:38 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm glad the butt wiggle works for you. I get weird looks when I do it.
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It's not the wiggle that draws the weird looks
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05-13-2015, 06:39 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would have gone with, "I expect more flirting. Or nudity. Or both."
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Indeed - as a thread title *and* a mantra.
I cannot believe that Not Bob was talking playoff hockey or something on his phone when he could have been complimenting GWNC's (truly delightful, IIRC) hair. I really wonder about that boy sometimes.
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