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06-09-2016, 08:44 PM
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Re: In SJ opps
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Which is better for responding to dumb arguments?
Duh or
Doy ?
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Personally, I'm more of a fan of "as if."
For example: "Hazel Agnes O'Leary ("Plaintiff") alleges that Piggly Wiggly Highway 64 Podunk LLC ("the Store") was on constructive notice of the puddle of lardo that she slipped in based upon a purported admission made by an unidentified teen-aged employee of the Store after the fall. The statement -- 'Bro, I totally missed that goo on my last mop dance. My bad.' -- appears nowhere in the record other than in the Plaintiff's Complaint and in her own self-serving affidavit in opposition to the Store's motion. Did the Plaintiff submit sufficient evidence that the Store had 'constructive notice' of the lardo? As if."
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06-09-2016, 08:53 PM
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Re: In SJ opps
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Personally, I'm more of a fan of "as if."
For example: "Hazel Agnes O'Leary ("Plaintiff") alleges that Piggly Wiggly Highway 64 Podunk LLC ("the Store") was on constructive notice of the puddle of lardo that she slipped in based upon a purported admission made by an unidentified teen-aged employee of the Store after the fall. The statement -- 'Bro, I totally missed that goo on my last mop dance. My bad.' -- appears nowhere in the record other than in the Plaintiff's Complaint and in her own self-serving affidavit in opposition to the Store's motion. Did the Plaintiff submit sufficient evidence that the Store had 'constructive notice' of the lardo? As if."
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Nice. I legit wrote this in a brief today.
Piggly Wiggly's failure to comply with discovery includes producing a person who knew less than Jon Snow (who did “know some things”) . . . .
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06-09-2016, 09:06 PM
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Re: In SJ opps
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Nice. I legit wrote this in a brief today.
Piggly Wiggly's failure to comply with discovery includes producing a person who knew less than Jon Snow (who did “know some things”) . . . .
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Well-played, sir - I say well-played.
In the defense of the Pig's lawyer, finding multiple people to appear and testify on behalf of an entity is kind of a pain. Even in-house lawyers for massive corporations (who should know better) say stuff to us like "do we really need to produce McGillicuddy *and* Corrigan? Can't we just give them Mac? I mean, Corrigan hasn't finished the TPS reports yet."
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06-12-2016, 09:24 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
hi!
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06-13-2016, 02:54 PM
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06-14-2016, 03:14 PM
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06-15-2016, 04:27 PM
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06-15-2016, 09:43 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ational-waves/
So if science can capture sounds from 1 billion years ago, shouldn't we be able to capture sound from the slave/paigow "date"? I really think it would answer some questions.
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06-16-2016, 04:35 PM
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06-20-2016, 12:32 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Done. Science is amazing.
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06-20-2016, 02:33 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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06-20-2016, 02:33 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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Apparently we haven't been paying the bills so that the smilies show up . . .
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06-20-2016, 04:06 PM
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Re: No Faith in the Moral Standards of the Players as a Group
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looks just like him, amirite?
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06-20-2016, 05:13 PM
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No way I give him a yellow for this
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06-20-2016, 05:27 PM
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