The lawyer job is quit! Long live the lawyer job!

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Is the frustration that you don't see the nip?

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. There's a reason that pasties make things acceptable that otherwise would not be.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. There's a reason that pasties make things acceptable that otherwise would not be.

Pasties are solely an answer to the drafting of statutes/ordinances. They have nothing to do with arousal.

To wit, if a stripper pulled off her pasties would you immediately get sprung? I think not.

This 'tar is frustrating in the same way Heidi was when it came on over Jets-Raiders.

[bold_n_brazen]

Anyone know anyone licensed to practice law in Louisiana?

If so, shoot me a PM.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pasties are solely an answer to the drafting of statutes/ordinances. They have nothing to do with arousal.

To wit, if a stripper pulled off her pasties would you immediately get sprung? I think not.

Moot point. Phoenix came of age after pasties were around - his young psyche wouldn't give a shit about WHY they're there, only that they're there. Wanting for Mabel to remove them is merely JP's fetish shaped by the unintended effects of legislation, like drinking laws leading teens to Bourbon Street.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Wanting for Mabel to remove them

I do not think Mabel is a good stripper name. I'm not aroused by it. But I think it should be added to Abba's baby momma's baby name list.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

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TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I do not think Mabel is a good stripper name. I'm not aroused by it.

Wilford Brimley might be, however.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Wilford Brimley might be, however.

I don't think there are any names that are sexy enough by themselves to arouse me.

Speaking of strippers, I just read Candy Girl by Diablo Cody. Very entertaining but I have difficulty believing that any stripper actually goes by the stage name Chlamydia. Gotta be an urban myth.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Wilford Brimley might be, however.

A good stripper name? Or someone who might think Mabel is a good stripper name? Or a douchebag?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
A good stripper name? Or someone who might think Mabel is a good stripper name? Or a douchebag?

I would like to go on record as saying that Wilford Brimley would be an awesome stripper name. She'd have to somehow work DiabetISS into her act though. Or Quaker Oats.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would like to go on record as saying that Wilford Brimley would be an awesome stripper name. She'd have to somehow work DiabetISS into her act though. Or Quaker Oats.

she could wear a postmaster general outfit?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would like to go on record as saying that Wilford Brimley would be an awesome stripper name. She'd have to somehow work DiabetISS into her act though. Or Quaker Oats.

Oh okay nobody said Wilford was a girl. That changes everything. I think it could work if she emphasized the "rim" in her surname in a sex kittennish way.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I have difficulty believing that any stripper actually goes by the stage name Chlamydia.

Doesn't Abba have a cousin or something by this name?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I don't get what's so frustrating about it. That's a lot of boob you get there. Is the frustration that you don't see the nip? I watch this and feel satisfied; I've seen boobies and I'm happy, not frustrated. Where does it end? She could show the nip and then the thing would say "Frustration....no matter how many times you watch this GIF, a money shot splurted on these fully naked boobs will never happen." There's no pleasing some people.

There are many different adjectives I could apply, and far too many to list here, but film of a man masturbating himself to the edge of climax on those breasts then restarting - over and over - would not be "frustrating."

There is never enough boob without the nipple.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

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TM

Most of those chicks look like whatever is the chick equivalent of douche.