The lawyer job is quit! Long live the lawyer job!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would like to go on record as saying that Wilford Brimley would be an awesome stripper name. She'd have to somehow work DiabetISS into her act though. Or Quaker Oats.

I'd pay to see the actual Wilford Brimley strip. So would you. Hell, who wouldn't? Just on principle. You don't run into situations like that too often.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Most of those chicks look like whatever is the chick equivalent of douche.

Makes me want to invest in a tanning and lip gloss shop.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There is never enough boob without the nipple.

Why am I not surprised that you said it better than I?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd pay to see the actual Wilford Brimley strip. So would you. Hell, who wouldn't? Just on principle. You don't run into situations like that too often.

2. as you age, switching to elder porn can be a great way boost one's ego about how well-preserved you still are. You want to go for stars at least twenty years older than you are for maximum bennies:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...815509,00.html


The DVD box of a pornographic film starring Shigeo Tokuda, left

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Most of those chicks look like whatever is the chick equivalent of douche.

Why does douche just refer to men anyway? Although it works for me, there doesn't seem to be a rational basis for it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
Why am I not surprised that you said it better than I?

Sorry. ADD cancels out STP.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why does douche just refer to men anyway? Although it works for me, there doesn't seem to be a rational basis for it.

I was called a douchebag once. Or maybe I was just told to "stop ACTING LIKE a douchebag". I can't remember b/c I was drunk (and apparently being a complete douchebag).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why does douche just refer to men anyway? Although it works for me, there doesn't seem to be a rational basis for it.

A douche is a buffoonish man who places himself on display. Traditionally women do not engage, at least not directly and embarrassingly, in those faux alpha male exhibitions.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A douche is a buffoonish man who places himself on display. Traditionally women do not engage, at least not directly and embarrassingly, in those faux alpha male exhibitions.

Except when drunk

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A douche is a buffoonish man who places himself on display. Traditionally women do not engage, at least not directly and embarrassingly, in those faux alpha male exhibitions.

You are right. They engage, directly and embarrassingly, in faux alpha female exhibitions. You just don't notice because you are distracted by breasts.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are right. They engage, directly and embarrassingly, in faux alpha female exhibitions. You just don't notice because you are distracted by breasts.

I'm an ass man (a lucky break, since most of the ones I talked to soon walked away).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Except when drunk

That's not alpha male, or female, posturing. That's more whacked-on-lemon-drops-and-courting-a-fresh-case-of-crabs.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
whacked-on-lemon-drops-and-courting-a-fresh-case-of-crabs.

Dear whoever wins the next K race,

Please consider the above quote for our next board motto.

Love,

Ollie

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Doesn't Abba have a cousin or something by this name?

I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.

Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.

Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.

This settles the baby name thing- Salacia was the Roman Goddess of salt water sources.