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Old 06-25-2008, 06:11 PM   #2761
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Sorry. ADD cancels out STP.
Whatever the reason, I meant it as a compliment.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM   #2762
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I squirt ALL.THE.TIME.
G-shot?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:35 PM   #2763
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I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.

Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.
It's not the pregancy. It's the video your BF rented of Wilford Brimley stripping. I'm a two pump chump watching that thing.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:46 PM   #2764
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Fashion question

How come top cleavage...



and side boob (which I just learned is called, "sleevage")...



...are acceptable and underboob isn't?



Strangely, underboob is hotter than even full-on sleevage.



but not hotter than cleavage and sleevage combinations.



I love breasts.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:50 PM   #2765
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I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.

Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.
I might have read this post as many times as I watched that girl almost cut her shirt off.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:55 PM   #2766
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Fashion question

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How come top cleavage...



and side boob (which I just learned is called, "sleevage")...



...are acceptable and underboob isn't?



Strangely, underboob is hotter than even full-on sleevage.



but not hotter than cleavage and sleevage combinations.



I love breasts.

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Old 06-25-2008, 07:15 PM   #2767
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There is never enough boob without the nipple.
Au contraire. Tara Reid is much more attractive when her surgically maligned nipples are not in the picture.

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Old 06-25-2008, 07:29 PM   #2768
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Cheeseburger in Paradise?

From the often annoying, but occasionally amusing folks at McSweeney's:
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    Paradise Lost

    ADAM: Paradise has arbitrary dietary restrictions?

    DEVIL: They're really more like guidelines.

    GOD: Incorrect.

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Old 06-25-2008, 07:33 PM   #2769
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If I Had a Million Dollars

Howmany millionaires in your zip code?

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649

I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:09 PM   #2770
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Au contraire. Tara Reid is much more attractive when her surgically maligned nipples are not in the picture.

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She's beach bacon. Jersey beach bacon.

O-ver-rated from the start.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:23 PM   #2771
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Howmany millionaires in your zip code?

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649

I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
It didn't have data on Houston, but my old neighborhood in Berkeley had 78.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:35 PM   #2772
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It didn't have data on Houston, but my old neighborhood in Berkeley had 78.
It seems to be just the Bay Area because whatever they are pulling from doesn't have data on LA.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:48 PM   #2773
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I might have read this post as many times as I watched that girl almost cut her shirt off.
read what? Were there words?
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:04 PM   #2774
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Howmany millionaires in your zip code?

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649

I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
1,183. Do I win a cookie?
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:09 PM   #2775
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I think I've seen enough tits and discussion of tits (and G spots) today. I think this board needs some man crotch and I'm just the one to give it to you. Enjoy.

Beckham


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Some black dude with a perfect bod wearing a shirt with words I can't read:


Gyllenhaal or however you spell it:


Collin Farrell, trying to hide his massive schlong:
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