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06-25-2008, 06:11 PM
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#2761
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 845
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sorry. ADD cancels out STP.
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Whatever the reason, I meant it as a compliment.
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Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
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06-25-2008, 06:21 PM
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#2762
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,671
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I squirt ALL.THE.TIME.
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G-shot?
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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
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06-25-2008, 06:35 PM
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#2763
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 11,936
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.
Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.
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It's not the pregancy. It's the video your BF rented of Wilford Brimley stripping. I'm a two pump chump watching that thing.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-25-2008, 06:46 PM
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#2764
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 12,997
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Fashion question
How come top cleavage...
and side boob (which I just learned is called, "sleevage")...
...are acceptable and underboob isn't?
Strangely, underboob is hotter than even full-on sleevage.
but not hotter than cleavage and sleevage combinations.
I love breasts.
TM
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06-25-2008, 06:50 PM
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#2765
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 845
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I still think it sounds gorgeous! It is so melodic! I really wish it did not have negative connotations.
Here is some TMI for the board in typical ABBA style. So, I have always been an orgasmic person, and have been known to squirt on occasion. However, now that I am 6 months pregnant, I squirt ALL.THE.TIME. It is to the point of porn star skill. The BF is thrilled -- THRILLED.
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I might have read this post as many times as I watched that girl almost cut her shirt off.
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Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
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06-25-2008, 06:55 PM
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#2766
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 16,310
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Fashion question
I'll try to answer this from somewhere other than work. (Hi IT!)
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[Dictated but not read]
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06-25-2008, 07:15 PM
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#2767
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 4,264
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There is never enough boob without the nipple.
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Au contraire. Tara Reid is much more attractive when her surgically maligned nipples are not in the picture.
LessinCartagena, Colombia
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Boogers!
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06-25-2008, 07:33 PM
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#2769
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 4,264
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If I Had a Million Dollars
Howmany millionaires in your zip code?
http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649
I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
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Boogers!
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06-25-2008, 08:09 PM
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#2770
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Chick Magnet
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 16,076
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"Much More" being the the thinnest of measures...
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Au contraire. Tara Reid is much more attractive when her surgically maligned nipples are not in the picture.
LessinCartagena, Colombia
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She's beach bacon. Jersey beach bacon.
O-ver-rated from the start.
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I don't care about America, all I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country and everyone in it.
- Abraham Lincoln
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06-25-2008, 08:23 PM
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#2771
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 11,840
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If I Had a Million Dollars
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Howmany millionaires in your zip code?
http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649
I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
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It didn't have data on Houston, but my old neighborhood in Berkeley had 78.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-25-2008, 08:35 PM
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#2772
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal
Posts: 18,712
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If I Had a Million Dollars
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It didn't have data on Houston, but my old neighborhood in Berkeley had 78.
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It seems to be just the Bay Area because whatever they are pulling from doesn't have data on LA.
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I'd sooner chew my leg off / than be trapped in this. (But I have not been given a choice.)
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06-25-2008, 09:48 PM
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#2773
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 703
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Quote:
Originally posted by John Phoenix
I might have read this post as many times as I watched that girl almost cut her shirt off.
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read what? Were there words?
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Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy.
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06-25-2008, 11:04 PM
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#2774
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,191
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If I Had a Million Dollars
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Howmany millionaires in your zip code?
http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/milliona...86011526220649
I have 155, which is about how many people in my zip code did not vote for the bi-polar Leninist who represents us on the Board of Supervisors, since I live in the ghetto in many ways.
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1,183. Do I win a cookie?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-25-2008, 11:09 PM
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#2775
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,671
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One for the ladies
I think I've seen enough tits and discussion of tits (and G spots) today. I think this board needs some man crotch and I'm just the one to give it to you. Enjoy.
Beckham
Andy Roddick
Some black dude with a perfect bod wearing a shirt with words I can't read:
Gyllenhaal or however you spell it:
Collin Farrell, trying to hide his massive schlong:

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