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06-10-2009, 11:41 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
Name it, Hank.
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06-10-2009, 11:52 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
Name it, Hank.
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"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-10-2009, 11:58 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
Your not from mensa sock wasn't smart enough, apparently.
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06-11-2009, 08:02 AM
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World Ruler
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
Abstinence is a great idea, but I also think you need to enforce, you know, condoms and birth control and other things like that to have safe sex. I don't just think telling young kids, you can't have sex, it's not going to work. It's not realistic
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Uh oh. I missed a period.
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06-11-2009, 09:13 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by sebastian dangerfield
Some will say tuck and tape, so you can do it with both arms over the head, like a belly dancer. Some will even suggest you go with duct tape, because the Scotch stuff just doesn't hold up under moisture as it ought to.
Don't you believe them. You keep doing what you're doing and stay away from the office supply and hardware stores. A "3M Brazilian" is nothing you want to explain to the wife.
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Two things:
- I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
- 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.
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06-11-2009, 11:52 AM
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".
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Somebody should find her TM's blowjob advice post.
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06-11-2009, 12:00 PM
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by dtb
Two things:
- I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
- 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.
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As to 1, got it. Noted for future use of any similar phrases.
As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.
(For clarity, in case you're running the picture in your head, it wouldn't be a full Brazilian. Assuming the subject were gifted with average to above average equipment, the tape would remove nothing in the front. The underside and back are back are different stories. You can run those images for yourself. I own the equipment at issue and I don't even like thinking about how that deforestation would go.)
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06-11-2009, 12:02 PM
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".
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Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities. |
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06-11-2009, 12:13 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Hank's new fashion board
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.
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Gotcha.
And let me reiterate, the phrase is genius. |
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06-11-2009, 01:30 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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06-11-2009, 02:03 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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That totally made my day.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-11-2009, 02:12 PM
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Patch Diva
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Speaking of teeth.....
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN. |
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06-11-2009, 02:17 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Re: Speaking of teeth.....
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Originally Posted by Fugee
What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN.
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Pretty sure its a possum.
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06-11-2009, 02:28 PM
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Patch Diva
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CSI: Feline
A cat serial killer in Miami. Get Horatio Caine on it.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/11/...ef=mpstoryview
The Fugee Cats will hear about this the next time they beg to go outside. They are strictly indoor kitties. |
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06-11-2009, 03:31 PM
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Re: Speaking of teeth.....
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
Pretty sure its a possum.
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Yep.
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