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Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-13-2005 01:22 PM

Odd Weather

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As we have discussed oh so many times, you just long to get into bnb's pants. Or get her skirt flipped up. Whatever.

She is the one with the large, round TITS, so we would want to see her TITS first. And then her ASS. And then get into her PANTS. In that ORDER.

ltl/fb

12-13-2005 01:23 PM

Odd Weather

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She is the one with the large, round TITS, so we would want to see her TITS first. And then her ASS. And then get into her PANTS. In that ORDER.

So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-13-2005 01:44 PM

Odd Weather

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky.

That depends. What kind of couch is it?

Replaced_Texan

12-13-2005 02:31 PM

RFP

Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.

How should we give such a lovely prize away?

Gattigap

12-13-2005 02:36 PM

RFP

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.

How should we give such a lovely prize away?

Would its award be the result of a contest or a penalty?

Not Bob

12-13-2005 02:37 PM

RFP

Quote:

A contest of some sort is the obvious answer, but what kind of contest? A song parody? A poll, perhaps -- with people submitting nominations on who should get the fist and why?

Hank Chinaski

12-13-2005 02:40 PM

RFP

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
A contest of some sort is the obvious answer, but what kind of contest? A song parody? A poll, perhaps -- with people submitting nominations on who should get the fist and why?

Reparations? has anyone been cheated on a contest in the past?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-13-2005 02:46 PM

RFP

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.

How did lawtalkers.com come into possession of this?

sebastian_dangerfield

12-13-2005 02:47 PM

No Fun

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
I'll check it out, but I remain unclear how it makes you feel any different than usual. I just had two business trips to New York and Atlanta, and I felt like slapping lips all over the Eastern seaboard.

There's a certain violence behind that fuzzed out sound. I can't put my finger on why it does, but that slow, plodding distortion makes me want to reconnect with that primal "damn that felt sweet" feel you got punching a dickhead square in the face back in fourth grade.

I imagine that sharp right cross to the teeth of the twit bitching into his cell phone and manipulating his blackberry with the ferocity of a 13 year old just discovering his member shoots live rounds would feel that much more satisfying with "I Wanna Be Your Dog" banging through my head.

It just puts me in the holiday spirit.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

12-13-2005 02:48 PM

RFP

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Reparations? has anyone been cheated on a contest in the past?

Though I won the Superbowl pool fair and square, I'm okay with Hank getting fisted if it will shut him up.

sebastian_dangerfield

12-13-2005 02:49 PM

Odd Weather

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky.

I'm with you... go for the vault first... shake down the cash registers on the way out...

Hank Chinaski

12-13-2005 02:49 PM

No Fun

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's a certain violence behind that fuzzed out sound. I can't put my finger on why it does, but that slow, plodding distortion makes me want to reconnect with that primal "damn that felt sweet" feel you got punching a dickhead square in the face back in fourth grade.

I imagine that sharp right cross to the teeth of the twit bitching into his cell phone and manipulating his blackberry with the ferocity of a 13 year old just discovering his member shoots live rounds would feel that much more satisfying with "I Wanna Be Your Dog" banging through my head.

It just puts me in the holiday spirit.

a dickhead is not a vegetable.

spookyfish

12-13-2005 02:59 PM

No Fun

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a dickhead is not a vegetable.

Depends on the dickhead.