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I thought either was bad. Years ago, I learned the lesson the hard way:

"No."

"No what?"

"You cannot wear nothing but socks and expect me to want to sleep with you."

"Really?"

"That you don't realize what's wrong with this makes it worse." (Covering her eyes).

I have never tried the t-short thing. It's just wrong. A man may never be naked in that manner, ever, under any conditions.

I never ever ever wear socks.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-28-2010 12:15 PM

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I never ever ever wear socks.

Agreed. They're atrocious, superfluous, ugly, annoying garments.

However... We have winter here.

I calculate at this juncture in life I've probably saved $10k in not making any substantial purchases of socks or underwear since high school.* That's a lot of good liquor.

*My mother buys me both every holiday, in the hopes I'll develop a more hygenic approach. She also hopes I'll one day step inside a church again, or perhaps baptize our child. I tell her not to hold her breath, but as Lewis Black says, "false hope springs etermal."

patentparanyc

05-28-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425368)

Agreed. They're atrocious, superfluous, ugly, annoying garments.

However... We have winter here.

I calculate at this juncture in life I've probably saved $10k in not making any substantial purchases of socks or underwear since high school.*

*My mother buys me both every holiday, in the hopes I'll develop a more hygenic approach. She also hopes I'll one day step inside a church again, or perhaps baptize our child. I tell her not to hold her breath, but as Lewis Black says, "false hope springs etermal."

I'm OCD with flip flops and making sure I have a nice pedi going on. the elliptical and running help with legs. the legs are the last to go.

Will smith is a power house. big time. I don't care for Jada she's too "chip on her shoulder" when really there is no need. you can buy everyone who is out to get you, girl? wtf?

their son is way cute Karate Kid 90.

Atticus Grinch

05-28-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425363)

it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new defintion of summer madness

Summertime! Indeed!

Of all the things I couldn't have seen coming in the late 1980s, the fact Will Smith would be a plausible EGOT contender is at the top of the list.

Oh, and black president is up there, too.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-28-2010 12:20 PM

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Of all the things I couldn't have seen coming in the late 1980s, the fact Will Smith would be a plausible EGOT contender is at the top of the list.

Oh, and black president is up there, too.

Madness. If you saw Six Degrees of Separation, you immediately had to realize the guy was a ridiculous talent. I still think it's among his best work.

(Now, somebody roll in and tell me that movie came out in the 90s.)

ETA: Damnit. It did. Still, it was the early 90s. And he wasn't considered a talent yet, and I think it was his first movie. To hit the ball that far that early is amazing. Seriously, go back and watch it. It only gets better with time. And anything with Sutherland in it is decent.

patentparanyc

05-28-2010 12:21 PM

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the kandinsky chaos calm chaos.

stockard channing is soo so good.

is jada his beard? her tell all about their sex life was too contrived.

she said they had sex in the limo prior to red carpet instead of being hot I threw up a little in my mouth. ew. spray tan and...yeah blech

Atticus Grinch

05-28-2010 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425365)

I have never tried the t-short thing. It's just wrong. A man may never be naked in that manner, ever, under any conditions.

Once upon a time, there was one man who could carry it off.

http://gary2idaho.files.wordpress.co...porky_pig1.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield

05-28-2010 12:27 PM

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Once upon a time, there was one man who could carry it off.

http://gary2idaho.files.wordpress.co...porky_pig1.jpg

The corkscrew penis makes the look. In the primate world, not even George Clooney could pull off the "just a leather vest" ensemble.

ETA: Yogi Bear.

patentparanyc

05-28-2010 12:29 PM

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The corkscrew penis makes the look. In the primate world, not even George Clooney could pull off the "just a leather vest" ensemble.

he's another one i'm so meh about.

like there are no real hotties in hollywood. jake gyllenhal? he's not that hot.

ryan phillipe looks 12. brad pitt is dumb. dumb is a deal breaker.

james franco is pretty hot.

for sports tom brady is still smokin'

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-28-2010 12:31 PM

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It's by far his best movie. In fact, besides Ali*, has he made any other good movies? Obviously, he's been in successful movies.

*I haven't seen it, so I really don't know if it was good.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-28-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 425370)

Of all the things I couldn't have seen coming in the late 1980s, the fact Will Smith would be a plausible EGOT contender is at the top of the list.

Oh, and black president is up there, too.

Where the fuck are the flying cars?

patentparanyc

05-28-2010 12:32 PM

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Where the fuck are the flying cars?

At the 'car show'....

sebastian_dangerfield

05-28-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 425377)

It's by far his best movie. In fact, besides Ali*, has he made any other good movies? Obviously, he's been in successful movies.

*I haven't seen it, so I really don't know if it was good.

He's like Eastwood. I'll see anything he's in (except those horrible "Space Westerns" he did with Kevin Kline and the "Men in Black" stuff) because he takes over roles and makes the most bland stuff exciting ("I Am Legend" could have been really dull in the lull periods, but he made it work).

Ali is good, but its a little long.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-28-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 425342)

He wouldn't make the deal for $5.

He didn't want to go to a movie . . . by himself?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-28-2010 12:39 PM

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