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Because they don't have a coach. He's out. Maybe for the rest of the year.

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This tops Breakfast At Tiffany's for most contrived. Well done.

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I was wondering who would be the first to make this remark. I should have known it would be you.

Brava, PL.

Bond. James Bond.
 

My kids are all upset because the "original Bond" is now gone.

Meaning, Brosnan, of course.

I could scream.

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I don't think she is as Pretty when she is mean. Even to NFH.

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What about that scene where he wants to kill himself? And what about the one where all the people bring money to the house to save him from the wrath of the bank examiners? And at the end, the little girl says "every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings," while Donna Reed, idealized mother to top all idealized mothers, looks on, beatifically?

You know what really makes me cry? The scene on the roof with Rolf in The Sound of Music. When he was in the gazebo with Liesl, he promised that he-eed, take ca-are, of herrrrr, and now he's ready to turn the whole musical, patriotic family in to the marauding Nazis. The heartbreak!

Bond. James Bond.
 

You have not educated your children properly. That they do not know Pussy Galore is a shame.

I hated Pierce Brosnan - all I could think of when I saw him is Remington Steele. Of course the worse without question is Timothy Dalton.

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Suyuan: "That bad crab, only you tried to take it. Everybody else want best quality. You, you're thinking different. Waverly took best quality crab, you took worst, because you have best quality heart. You have style no one can teach. Must be born this way."

Start sobbing bitch.

Bond. James Bond.
 

A father can only teach his children what he knows himself.

Bond. James Bond.
 

I didn't remember Pussy being so zaftig. Are those rolls of fat on her midriff?

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You get me!! You really get me!!

Big, fat tears are now soaking my keyboard -- and it was brand new, too. You bitch.

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If it makes you feel any better, every time I'm mean to NFH an angel gets its wings.

Bond. James Bond.
 

That ain't Poosy. That's Honey Ryder.

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"Jenny, Jenny, don't you see? God made me for the mission field, and I will serve Him there. But He also made me fast, and when I run, I feel his pleasure."

When you're mean to NFH, you feel God's pleasure.

Adorable. (spree: diabetic coma inducing pictures of baby animals)

Bond. James Bond.
 

Damn, girl; you're good. OK, I amend my statement to say that I didn't remember Honey being so zaftig. (of course, I didn't remember Honey at all, but that's really beside the point, isn't it?)

BondPhallacy
 

So the news says this usurper is only the second Englishman to play BondJamesBond.

As if Whales (welsh?) and Scotland (Scottish) "men" are not English men!


<big ole eyerolly emoticon here>


<<Mmmmm Scotch>>>


<<<and btw Princess, Brinnie Spears is WAY too old for me :P >>>

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Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?

Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?

Bond. James Bond.
 

Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.

I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.

But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.

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Just broke the Nazi rule. And who can forget the final scene with Tod Langdon playing a handicapable man fighting corruption in "Rolling Tall"?


Scott (S): [on a podium behind a lectern and a microphone] Now I'm not against helping the handicapped. It's just that I'm tired of lining up for a restaurant on a slant. Okay. So we take down all the wheelchair-accessible ramps and replace them with large bumps. Large bumps!

People in room: [chanting] Large bumps!

Scott (S): Thanks kids.

Woman: [in a wheelchair at the back of the room next to Mark who is also in a wheelchair and holds a little girl on his lap] BASTARDS!

Mark (TL): No! No. Think! Alright. I wanna say something! Large bumps?!? I mean if you put large bumps on the sidewalks and streets of this city you're condemning every handicapped person into this town, man! And for what? SO THE LOCAL BUMP MANUFACTURER CAN MAKE MORE MONEY?! Well if that's your idea of AMERICA then count me out. I'm not the one that's handicapped. YOU'RE the ones that are handicapped... [pointing to his heart] IN HERE!

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcri...ree/award.html

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"Don't fret yourself, Jenny"
"But I do fret myself, Eric"

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(a) The Baroness may have been hot, but she was cold. She wanted to send the children away to "camp."

(b) He was "working" from home. Jeenyus.

Bond. James Bond.
 

Whifftastic

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Memo to self, don't invite Soupy over to meet the family. Ever.

Do y'all know
 

... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the

best.
governor.
ever.

Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny.

Bond. James Bond.
 

Whiffy galore

BondPhallacy
 

Uh, the Welsh and the Scots aren't English. They're, er, Welsh and Scottish.

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Sounds quite brilliant to me. He's not likely to be in that first call-up, is he?

"My god, the germans are coming! Von Trapp, defend our ports to the death!"

"Er, yes sir. No real problem, sir. Getting on that right now, sir."

BondPhallacy
 

But they all tawlk funny.

Bond. James Bond.
 

It is neither Pussy nor Honey, it is Domino from "Thunderball".

Bond. James Bond.
 

Octowhiffy.

Bond. James Bond.
 

One-dimensional.

Bond. James Bond.
 

Nice. You are correct, sir. I am not worthy.

Bond. James Bond.
 

The Man With the Golden Whiff







(The Sound and the Plankton. Plankton and Prejudice. The Old Man and the Plankton ...)

Bond. James Bond.
 

Sigh.

OK, whoever that Bond girl in the photo is, she's got FAT ROLLS!!!

What's up with that?

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The von Trapps ended up opening a lodge in Vermont, and my sister took my parents there over some UVM parents weekend.

My mother and my sister predictably spun and sung at the top of their lungs as they ran down the nearby mountain. My dad pretended not to know them.

Bond. James Bond.
 

I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.

As a side note, I saw the Sound of Music at the Warner staring Greg Brady!

Eggcellent talent.


(I also saw The Graduate with Morgan Fairchild. Some live nudity, but the lighting sucked)

Bond. James Bond.
 

Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?

BondPhallacy
 

I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.