Atkins
 

I think he will have more trouble than you will. Unless he is allowed to replace bacardi with another form of rum, or he has a second drink he is allowed to drink.

Just eat a lot of fish and chicken. No need to get into all the red meat, especially right now.

Also, as far as atkins, try diet tonic water.

By the way, I like gin and my nose is just fine. I don't drink it straight though. I also don't drink it a lot. I tend to mix things up. Lately I seem to be into vodka.

edited because apparently I cannot spell meat.

Atkins
 

I can't figure it all out tonight. I'm just hangin' with your daughter.

and before I am misunderstood again
 

You don't count calories, but you do obsess over ingredients, etc., because of the need to count/reduce carbs. How obsessed you get depends on how strict you want to be.

The good thing about it is that you don't feel hungry. A diet where you can eat a porterhouse without breaking the rules is a nice thing. Just order veggies instead of the baked potato. And eat a big salad before (and maybe some oysters). And get the cheese plate for dessert.

In the long run, it's probably hell on the heart, even though the salads and veggies offset this to some extent. But carrying around 25 pounds of fat on your body is not exactly a treat for the heart either.

Atkins
 

Being a beer consumer I am lost -- what is a "family size" bottle of rum? On whose family is this sizing based?

On New Year's Eve I drank a bottle of champagne (to chase the 6 pack of beer, naturally) -- obviously not quite family size as there was none left to share.

Atkins
 

Actually, it's for my sister-in-law. She is at her wits end.

Atkins
 

On the advice of someone on this board, I purchased pork rinds for lunch. Holy shit are they terrible. Ill. I bet I lose 25 pounds in two weeks because the only things I can eat make me want to hurl.

Atkins
 

That'll teach you to take diet tips from Taxwonk.

Fuck Beer/Frat Guy Prozac
 

Except for Pigpen and Janis of course.

Atkins
 

I think there was some Harvard vesus Yale, atkins versus mediteranean type diet thing posterd here but I am trapped under a sea of dead trees and cant serach at the moment.

My bad cholesterol is so low and my good high that my doctoer actually asked me if I ate a lot of olive oil. (I do, probalby five times a week)

Atkins
 

Fuck those Harvard faeries. Harvard breeds the sort of man who gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Fuck Beer/Frat Guy Prozac
 

I believe Pig and Janice shared a love for Southern Comfort, which, next to Sambuca, is the most disgusting liquer available.

Poll: Sex-You-Up CD
 

What is your never-fail CD that you put on when you want to seal the deal and give and/or get the gook? Entire albums only; no mix tapes, as that is just too cheezy. Greatest hits or live albums are okay, as long as they're not obvious like Barry White (RIP).

Me: Cowboy Junkies, The Trinity Session. It ain't exactly "let's get buck naked and fuck tonight," but it has a certain lugubrious tone that makes women, ahem, emotionally receptive.

Atkins
 

I see the anti-class Sebby has joined us today. Is elite Sebby still in St. barth's?

Atkins
 

Someone please add this to the SD Hall of Fame. Fringey, I believe you're our recording secretary in that regard.

A(Mom? Good news! Apparently, I graduated from Harvard!)G

Hey look what I read
 

There's a study out there that says anything you want. If I looked hard enough, I could find one saying glue-sniffing would increase my life span by a decade. Life's terminal. The only sensible advice I ever heard was "everything in moderation." Everybody else is full of shit.

Atkins
 

Is this correlation or causation? When my son applies I'll have to remember this for "other pertinent facts."

Atkins
 

Wimp. I bet you get out of the shower to puke too. ;)

Atkins
 

Harvard ain't class my dear. They let anybody with a brain in that joint. Yale, on the other hand...

But who am I to talk? My slacker ass slid through the fucking Pat League. I'm lucky judges let me stand and address the Court with my transcripts.

I find Con Law interesting. I'd really like to take a course in it.

Atkins
 

My ass. I'll bet you also get out of the shower to finish tcb'ing too, right?

S(Honey? Good news! I landed it in the sink this time! You don't have to buy another new toothbrush)D

Poll: Sex-You-Up CD
 

I like Garbage, Version 2.0. I also like that disc for exercising to in general. And since sex is my main form of exercise...

Limelight
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

"The lead guitarist for the rock band Rush skirmished with sheriff's deputies, spat blood on one and was arrested on New Year's Eve after his son refused to leave the stage at a fancy hotel, authorities said."

-- his son and his son's wife were also arrested.

Charges included "disorderly intoxication." I kinda like the way that sounds. Personally, I try to keep my intoxication orderly.

Atkins
 

That you're posting on this board indicates a genetic pool incompatible with Harvard. Save the application fee.

Whooo Hooo! ASU it is!!!

If it is abusive for Michael Jackson to dangle his baby out a window, what is it to take your 1 month old baby to a crocodile feeding, and then to hold your baby near the crocodile?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

""He's one-month-old, so it's about time Bob got out there and did his first croc demo," the Australian celebrity told the crowd at his Australian Zoo. "


At that age isn't it supposed to be "Bobby" or "Little Bob" or "Baby Bob"? "Bob" just sounds so "in his early thirties-ish."

Indeed. Name abuse too. The man has no shame.

What is wrong with him? I wonder if any charges will be brought. Probably not.

Right, right! At least MJ would've just dropped the kid into a bunch of screaming fans' arms. Is a crocodile's gaping murderous sharp-toothed maw really any better?

Not unless divorce and full custody filings constitute a "charge."

This is every parent's dilemma. Presumably, previous generations named their babies Georgia and Martha and Thelma and called them thus with straight faces, little knowing that they had given their infants names better suited to the 80-somethings they later became.

Now, of course, we're left to wonder when we'll see our first Kellie on the Supreme Court.

Atkins
 

People people please. Stop this behavior. Moisture. Breeding ground. Bacteria. AHHHHHHHHHHHH,

Crocs don't eat babies. Only Dingoes do that.

Spelled like that, presumably the same time we'll see the first Amber. So about 30 years after their porn careers are derailed by drooping breasts and they're forced to go to law school instead...

Atkins
 

Ahem, I didn't say he should puke on his "privates," just in the shower. It washes down the drain. Besides, one would hope that all of the alcohol, bile and stomach acid killed the bacteria*.


*and didn't I read somewhere that peeing on your feet cures athlete's foot? Being a beer consumer I am not sure what athlete's foot is but it sounds bacterial.

Atkins
 

What are you worried about? Sebby's not pissing in your shower.

That you know of, anyway.

Atkins
 

Those that pee on their feet may have enough other problems, that a slight burning in the toes is simply not enough to complain about.

Atkins
 

I don't eat packaged pork rinds. Child molester.

Bob is what they will call him after the croc chews off his arms and his legs and he is left in the ocean.

Duh.

Atkins
 

Yeah, but does it cure athlete's foot?

And what exactly is athlete's foot? It must not be something resulting from "running to the fridge for a beer" because I have never had problems with my feet.

Reminds me: Art (Garfunkel) is one weird looking dude.

Atkins
 

Madonna said that. And I think it was also quoted in Biloxi Blues. And if all that stuff just magically washed down the drain then no one would ever have algae or mildew or athlete's foot.