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robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:53 PM

Bond. James Bond.

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?

My dear man, I do hope you give a crap that I once played Ms. Moneypenny in Bond-inspired comedic sketch performed for the entertainment of my coworkers. Good times.

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?

Replaced_Texan

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Taltos
How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?

I am dating a guy from west Texas.

Shape Shifter

10-14-2005 03:54 PM

Bond. James Bond.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.

That, and Octofag didn't really work.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 03:55 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I am dating a guy from west Texas.

Giddy-yup!

spookyfish

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but, your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."

Let me guess. Shepherd?

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 03:56 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

spookyfish

10-14-2005 03:58 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

Sure. Like you'd want to walk around with Nova Scotia in your pants.

Taltos

10-14-2005 03:58 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

Using the internet measuring tape, its huge.

(Nova Scotia, not my member)

ThurgreedMarshall

10-14-2005 04:00 PM

Bond. James Bond.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to whiff.

TM

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 04:00 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

The man was obviously addled.

(And my "boyfriend's" erection was bigger than all of Oh, my God, ohh, Canada.)

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 04:02 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Sure. Like you'd want to walk around with Nova Scotia in your pants.

My boyfriend walks around with the entire Russian Federation in his pants.

Which I suppose means I walk around with the Indian Ocean in mine. You take the good with the bad.

spookyfish

10-14-2005 04:03 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My boyfriend walks around with the entire Russian Federation in his pants.

Fractured and uncoordinated? My condolences.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-14-2005 04:04 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?

Isthmus bigger than you think.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 04:05 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Fractured and uncoordinated? My condolences.

Size is all that matters. I can take care of the rest.

Flinty_McFlint

10-14-2005 04:05 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isthmus bigger than you think.

I hate you.

bilmore

10-14-2005 04:06 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isthmus bigger than you think.

Oooo. Good one.

robustpuppy

10-14-2005 04:07 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isthmus bigger than you think.

Then isthmus have been my lucky day.

spookyfish

10-14-2005 04:12 PM

Do y'all know

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the

best.
governor.
ever.

Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny.

Does the postscript to this one say what I think it says?

Has Atticus found his soulmate?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1012055miers2.html

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-14-2005 04:13 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I hate you.

Shut Yarmouth.

str8outavannuys

10-14-2005 04:15 PM

Golf Notables

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because they don't have a coach. He's out. Maybe for the rest of the year.

Addition by subtraction.

eta. Kind of like when Paigow quits the board.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 04:16 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shut Yarmouth.

That is really impressive.

spookyfish

10-14-2005 04:17 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shut Yarmouth.

You Shelburne in hell for that.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 04:18 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
You Shelburne in hell for that.

Would have been more impressive if you had worked Halifax into it.

spookyfish

10-14-2005 04:18 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Would have been more impressive if you had worked Halifax into it.

Now you're just being an Antigonish.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-14-2005 04:22 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is really impressive.

Despite popular belief, Maritimes that I can be funny.

Taltos

10-14-2005 04:26 PM

BondPhallacy

Burleywood is funny

greatwhitenorthchick

10-14-2005 04:26 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Despite popular belief, Maritimes that I can be funny.

Hmmph. More impressive if you said "I Canso be funny."

And that's it for me with the criticism. I am boring myself.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-14-2005 04:27 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmmph. More impressive if you said "I Canso be funny."

And that's it for me with the criticism. I am boring myself.

Should we go back to talking about RP's boobs?

spookyfish

10-14-2005 04:28 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmmph. More impressive if you said "I Canso be funny."

And that's it for me with the criticism. I am boring myself.

He Sherbrooke your spirit.

taxwonk

10-14-2005 04:31 PM

return of GA polling?

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Terms of Endearment. Why is that little boy so mean to his mommy? He knows she's dying. I mean, come ON! And his little brother yelling, "Stop being mean to my mommy!" God DAMN, man.

TM

futbol fan

10-14-2005 04:37 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.

Did you give him a fryggwddyllclnywwdd ending?

sunnybunny

10-14-2005 04:38 PM

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took

First Report On Long-Term Effects Of Breakdancing Released
October 12, 2005 | Issue 41•41

NEW YORK—More than two decades after the breakdancing craze peaked, the first data on its long-term health effects was published Tuesday in the Strong Island Journal Of Medicine. "We've found permanent shoulder pop, elbow lock, and spin-neck in '80s-era breakdancers," said Dr. Young MD, the report's author. "For years, many subjects had thrown their hands in the air without exercising the proper care." Breakdancing researchers hope to further medical diagnostic advances pioneered by 1999's groundbreaking "Death Before And After Disco" study.

Taltos

10-14-2005 04:40 PM

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
First Report On Long-Term Effects Of Break dancing Released
October 12, 2005 | Issue 41•41

NEW YORK—More than two decades after the break dancing craze peaked, the first data on its long-term health effects was published Tuesday in the Strong Island Journal Of Medicine. "We've found permanent shoulder pop, elbow lock, and spin-neck in '80s-era break dancers," said Dr. Young MD, the report's author. "For years, many subjects had thrown their hands in the air without exercising the proper care." Break dancing researchers hope to further medical diagnostic advances pioneered by 1999's groundbreaking "Death Before And After Disco" study.

How's the Porche?

ThurgreedMarshall

10-14-2005 04:40 PM

BondPhallacy

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
You Shelburne in hell for that.

Kamtchatka.

(I just want to play.)

TM

sunnybunny

10-14-2005 04:41 PM

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took

Quote:

Originally posted by Taltos
How's the Porche?

How did you hear about that?

ThurgreedMarshall

10-14-2005 04:42 PM

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
First Report On Long-Term Effects Of Breakdancing Released
October 12, 2005 | Issue 41•41

NEW YORK—More than two decades after the breakdancing craze peaked, the first data on its long-term health effects was published Tuesday in the Strong Island Journal Of Medicine. "We've found permanent shoulder pop, elbow lock, and spin-neck in '80s-era breakdancers," said Dr. Young MD, the report's author. "For years, many subjects had thrown their hands in the air without exercising the proper care." Breakdancing researchers hope to further medical diagnostic advances pioneered by 1999's groundbreaking "Death Before And After Disco" study.

I really, really hope you realize this is from the Onion.

TM

Taltos

10-14-2005 04:46 PM

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
How did you hear about that?

I hear things...

(and not just the voices in my head)

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

10-14-2005 04:48 PM

Flip your wig

Bob Mould fucking rules. SF'ers, enjoy the show tonight. He and a very good band rawked Portland on Wednesday. 37 hours later, my ears are continuing to ring. Lound. Sugar, solo, and Husker Du material. Did I mention loud? And Bob shook my hand twice in the bar after the show. I feel all Str8 and shit. Very, very good rock show.

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